Star Wars 8 shit talk

That is literally my haircut. And scarf.

Fred is indeed David St. Hubbins

And why not?

larynx sounds fat IMO

There's a fine line between Ming the Merciless and Trump.

You're crazier than the Trump ABC interview clip

You're misunderstanding how the scrolls work

you just want to be fp'd don't you

when they do that 2 Death Star episode we will be introduced to Brown Leader

I lol'd

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3MHq9-VcAA4_0r.jpg:large

ffs phil a spoiler warning would have been nice

A gentle note:

https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/826096442242502656

omg

omg

!!!

So if this is canon, I guess the last Jedi is not Luke or Rey but this bone-eating fellow?

ILMer makes good, saves galaxy

what I learned today: star wars is incredibly popular and people like songs about star wars

looking forward to the Kessel Run song cycle

we're moving into a post-jedi society where anyone can recognize and feel the force, some are just better at it than others. stop giving people jedi awards just because they're good at it!

Muggles need to feel special too.

Well, possible SPOILER, but...

The French title will be Les Derniers Jedi. It's meant to be plural... That's so stupid.

I think it's a bit of a lame title. Too similar to Return of the Jedi.

lol when my 8-year-old saw the title he INSTANTLY said "luke's dead????"

still prefer "The Lost Jedises"

Read that as "Les Derrieres Jedi."

Separately, this sounds about right:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-new-star-wars-aftermath-novel-reveals-the-pitiful-1792481018

I actually would be happier if Jar Jar embraced the Empire and was using his antic to indoctrinate children into it.

these books are immediately post-empire, so maybe he had a period of that on the upswing before his downfall

after the fall, I mean, not post-ESB

I'm a bit sad that G-Lu chickened out of his Jar Jar is a Sith lord twist.

@RadioTimes
We now know the three words Luke Skywalker first says to Rey in #StarWars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

"See Corvette Summer?"

I got like 60 retweets yesterday by responding to that with "Bernie would've won."

"How's my wife"

mah wife borat voice send tweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

kind of nothingy tbh

https://i.imgur.com/FGZGml3.jpg

thrilled that pod racing is coming back

could've done with more dialogue and newness after such a long wait but that's teasers huh

Supposedly 90 minutes of the movie is a court procedural about the how to replace the Republic govt that was just massacred

Star Wars: Bleak House

Anyway, liked the glimpses. Guess we're getting nothing else until September or so.

So far this movie seems to be about training and galactic crop dusting

is "galactic crop dusting" farting on an entire planet as you fly past it

what else could it be?

wait, "such a long wait," seriously?

Darkest timeline:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/852918923435618304

OMG he's back everyone! #TheLastJedi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9YtMzsUwAAYOA7.jpg

The teaser for TFA was over a year before its release and based on what I read I hoped they were dispensing with a teaser in favour of a full trailer for this one due to that Rogue One related delay. I'm absolutely an impossible to satisfy ingrate anyway tho.

yeah I can't wait to find out the explanation for those thingamadrones making a mess of the surface of whatever that planet with the red dusty filling is

also I thought for a second they brought back the B-Wing, but no