How did u lose your Virginity?

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How did you loose your virginity? C'mon....lets hear it

― leslie b, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I had sex.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

really? Capitalism stole mine.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

i just sorta misplaced it...

― mike (ro)bott, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you look under the sofa cushions?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

boringly & drunkenly at the age of 23 after "holding out for that special [whatever]" for years, it was boring. i didnt do it again for a couple more years as far as i can remember.

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

with a GURL.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:18 (twenty-three years ago)

gross!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, there's a lot more mucous than in the nature shows!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

what about the ASS MUCOUS?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

what are you implying about my first time, jim?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I lost it in the Virgin Megastore.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

what are you implying about my first time, jim?

That it was substantially more interesting than mine!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

With my straight best buddy when his girlfriend was out.

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

dorm room somewhere. It was lame.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

haha sean way to go! as for me, i was drunken and thinking "oh christ i'm 18, its about time i got this over with". i got it over with, it was very painful and disease-ridden but i learnt lots from the experience. like - diseases CAN happen to you, theres a reason why lefteye wore condoms all over herself, and sex isn't as glamorous as it is on tv.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

My real answer: I lost it in Italy at age 17, with a British tourist I'd just met that night. It was romantic and sleazy and stupid and I never spoke to the guy again. Yeah I could have waited, but I didn't want my first time to be in some boring college dorm.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

the guy i dunnit with is dead now. (not of chlamydia).

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I was 18, so was she, we'd graduated (different) high school(s) the month before. Met at Lollapalooza '93, started going out shortly thereafter, had sex in her room about a week into the relationship. I'd never dated anybody before: she was my first girlfriend, my first kiss, and the first woman I ever had sex with. Which is actually kind of nice.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked a friend who had helped me move out to dinner and things sorta went from there. The bemusing part was that she was a lesbian.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked a friend why didn't I think of that.

― stevo (stevo), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

with a BOI who i met on a beach at 15.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

In a room with no curtains on the 11th floor of a tower block in Brixton with Canary Wharf flashing in the twilit distance.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you define losing your virginity? Does oral sex count?

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 09:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Only if it's *REALLY* good.

― dot, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 09:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Boringly. With a girl I'd known for a couple of years and had been seeing on and off during that time. At my 17th birthday party it just seemed the right time to give it a go, so after a couple of drinks we went upstairs, had safe, painless (she was a virgin too, just quite a capacious one), tedious sex for about ten minutes, neither of us got close to coming, then we smiled awkwardly and went back downstairs.

It wasn't as good as my first blowjob, which I got while wearing considerable amounts of make-up and with BACK-COMBED hair. That was a real surprise.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

What was surprising Mark? The fact that you found yourself wearing make-up and with back-combed hair? Os, something else....?

― Lara, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

it was a surprise i got some ACTION looking as I did.Though I was prettier then, and she did very much have sapphic tendencies. To be fair, she was my girlfriend - I'd just really never thought about fellatio until I suddenly found it being done to me! Whoot!

I tried to back-comb my hair today, but perhaps it needs to grow a little more first.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was 17, the morning before my then-boyfriend moved away. I wanted something to remember him by.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Haven't we had this ques. at least a couple of times before? Don't think I ever answered, no fascinating story to impart.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna's was more interesting (and more graphic) last time, I recall.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell me about losing your virginity............

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, more graphic is good!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:13 (twenty-three years ago)

1992 on a balcony in Santa Ponca Majorca, tacky, drunken, quite painful and put me off for years. Wish I'd waited but hey, I've made it for it big time!

― Plinky (Plinky), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

With a girl - my best friend. I not sure if that's what we were meant to be doing when we were top-and-tailing.

With a boy - I asked a friend.

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

If oral sex counts... on the receiving end... then it was during a drunken college party back in a dorm bedroom. It was totally great. I can't remember if there was any music, just the sound of the party. And it was much better than my first time actually having sex.

I'm glad I didn't have sex as a teenager. I was screwed up enough as it was. (ha ha, screwed...)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

All of the girls I have kissed ever, in order:
1) Sara
2) Shwalia (sp?)
3) Shwalia's mate
4) Laura
5) Laura's mate
6) Rebecca L
7) Rebecca B
8) Kate St C
9) Anna
10) Chantel
(6, 8 and 9 = ilXors)

I've never had a snog, bless etc.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Awww... that is so sweet! You sohuld come up to Glasgow for New Year, you are guaranteed at least 10 snogs if you spend Hogmanay in George Square (they will be tacky and shallow, but a snogs a snog)

― Plinky (Plinky), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

All the guys I have kissed ever, in order:

The End.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

damn, mel. i guess i won't do all the people i've ever humped, in order.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i don't think i can remember all their names anyway.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

oh jess you bad BOI.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess' list:

Li'l Kim
Chelsea Clinton
Sleater-Kinney

Or not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit. < /man-ho>

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i inserted my penis into my gf's vagina.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

You're younger than me though Mel?
My first was only a year ago (October 17th 2001 I believe), and since then I've been pouncing on everyone.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

That's why you're a man-ho.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm 19 this week. I wouldn't know how to pounce.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I immeidtaely though that made you older than me, until I realised I'm 19, and have been since July, dear God.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

So you have me beat, Graham.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't really want to go into it, it wasn't a relationship but she was very cool and way out of my league in terms of looks, or so I thought, it didn't feel like a milestone of any kind then nor does it now really.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I got a blowjob from my younger brother's babysitter when I was 13. She was 18 and cross-eyed. We were watching Foul Play. I was in my baseball uniform.

All of this is completely true.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

graham- you beat me up too.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

DID SHE HAVE TEETH YANCEY?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes she had teeth. And she moved away a month later. I felt very guilty. And four years after this I went out to dinner with my girlfriend at the Golden Corral buffet (me = classy) and cross-eyed babysitter is our waitress. I pretended not to know her (me = nice guy).

― Yancey (ystrickler), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The Golden Oral Buffet.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Shortly after turning eighteen, lost it in a drunken frenzy with a man 17 years my senior. Don’t remember much except the following hungover, shameful morning.

― Mandee, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Graham, what's your birthdate? I turned 19 in July this year, too. (on the 26th)

It'd be eerie if we had the same birthday.

Or not.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

On a futon. Drunk.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

On a drunk. Drunk.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 04:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I have added "Babysitter and Little Leaguer" to my list of games to play before I die.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I find four different things on this thread increadibly icky (probably not the ones you think).

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Either make that five or remove the extraneous A from "incredibly."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Explain Nabisco, or it's realname googlebait for you.

The 23rd, Andrew.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

nabisco are you squeamish?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

god this is a depressing thread.

― g (graysonlane), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

haha g hasn't lost his virginity.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The most I will explain, Graham, is that none of them have anything to do with the actual sex being discussed.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

on a couch aged 17 with a 35 year old, ziggy stardust was playing in the background - not my proudest moment

― leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

yes leigh be VERY ashamed of yourself.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Ziggy Stardust"? FOR SHAME.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

funny julio. but what i was actually depressed about was how many people were "put off" sex due a bad first experience. Mine personally wasn't that great, but didn't make me want to stop (didn;t make her want to stop either...)

― g (graysonlane), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked a friend who had helped me move out to dinner and things sorta went from there. The bemusing part was that she was a lesbian.
-- Ned Raggett

Yeah, but is she still a lesbian?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

is ned in weezer? ;-)

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, in what context did you kiss but not snog all these girls? Are you talking about goodnight kisses?

I didn't snog anyone till I was 19, and even then it was only an experiment (it was understood that we didn't fancy one another).

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

damn now its depressing. i haven't and i thought you'd join me in slagging this thread off.

''I asked a friend who had helped me move out to dinner and things sorta went from there. The bemusing part was that she was a lesbian.
-- Ned Raggett
Yeah, but is she still a lesbian?''

maybe ned coverted her.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

first sentence- in response to g.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned coverted her with the blankie and then they went RUMPY-PUMPY ALL NIGHT!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

SICK LIKE DOG.

As I've not been in touch with her for about ten years now, who can say?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

damn this bloody english language thingy!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

is there a first kiss thread??

― toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

is she a Thesbian?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think so, toby. Go ahead. The French don't distinguish between fucking and kissing anyway.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Toby, half the Harvard girls should be flinging their panties at you with that accent. (Half the Harvard boys too, actually.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

btw my (v dull) answer to this thread is: on a sunday morning aged 18 with my then girlfriend.

The French don't distinguish between fucking and kissing anyway.

? (though there's another thread in that viz ppl you've kissed but not shagged).

dan: i know, i know. sadly i am shy and useless => the only harvard student i've met who isn't doing a maths phd is someone (english) who i knew in cambridge. sigh...

― toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

In bed with my girlfriend - nothing much interesting about it. I was really, really nervous, and it was very disappointing - the second time was miles better.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

i had a bad first time but i didn't get put off sex.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, in what context did you kiss but not snog all these girls? Are you talking about goodnight kisses?

Yes, and hello kisses (while pished) and birthday kisses.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity you are very naughty...

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 24 October 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

For some reason I was imagining that it was the Little Leaguer who was being naughty in that scenario.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 24 October 2002 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

thirteen years pass...

This is pretty interesting, informative, and important imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)

i'm sad nobody wants to talk about hymens

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

i remain surprised that adam ruins everything is such a good show
"like the blueberry girl in willy wonka"

― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:16 (ten years ago)

lol yes

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:19 (ten years ago)

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