Od's Blood! Hath ILE no thread for anticipation of THOR: RAGNAROK? Verily?

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Rumors abound! Natalie Portman is out! Valkyrie is in! It's a Thor/Hulk buddy/road pic! Or maybe it isn't! We will see more of Loki! Or maybe less!

What the hel, as always I'm in until I'm not.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

when is the Beta Ray Bill spinoff

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

we want frog thor

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

Seth Rogen as Surtur

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

fuck a Thor movie

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

I can't even pith thraighth etc etc

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone like Ragnarok in the comics? or in Marvel Puzzle Quest? Seems that Disney/Marvel is putting a lot of faith in newer comic arcs that aren't very good (like Civil War).

they should have let loki die in thor 2.

remove butt (abanana), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

not *that* ragnarok lol

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

iirc beta ray bill is slated for 2027

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah dude, the 'Ragnarok' in the film title is almost certainly a reference to the event and not the Thor android clone thing. God help us all.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 April 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

This is being directed by the guy who did Eagle Vs. Shark and a handful of Flight of The Conchords episodes.
This is going to be amazing.

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

Please let there be a Jemaine Clement cameo as some nameless Asgardian crime-scene cleanup guy

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

To me Ragnarok is a sword in Final Fantasy and a robot in comics.

remove butt (abanana), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

there was a ragnarok plot arc in the late 70s but I don't remember an android clone aspect

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 11:24 (seven years ago) link

Ragnarok as a 'concept' features in the 60s Kirby issues:

http://www.openlettersmonthly.com/stevereads/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/let-ragnarok-fall.jpg

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

Ragnarok also happened as part of Avengers Disassembled ca 10 years ago, iirc.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link

mentioned in asgardian lore a number of times in the comics, here's some deep background for abanana
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link

there was a ragnarok plot arc in the late 70s but I don't remember an android clone aspect

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 6:24 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was a recent development. Tony Stark and Reed Richards whipped him up in a lab when Thor was feared dead after the last Asgardian Ragnarok. Thor came back and was none too happy when he found out what they'd done.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

Not least because the clone had killed Bill Foster, aka Goliath.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

Ohhhh, right. It's been a minute since I read Civil War.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

I think Bendis brought back the cyborg/clone thing under the control of Norman Osborn for a minute before everyone reminded him to stop trying to make that concept happen

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

well, evidently there's a comic called Loki Ragnarok about a detective having that name, so I can't find the rad panel that closed out an issue of the earlier storyline where Loki's in close-up saying something along the lines of MANY HAVE SAID THAT RAGNAROK WAS NEAR, BUT ON THIS DAY, FEAR NOT...IT COMES! but that thing had a profound effect on me

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

that is some good cheesiness

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Oh my god you guys Jeff Goldblum is playing The Grandmaster

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 May 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

With Del Toro's turn as The Collector and now this, I'm going to be disappointed if we don't get at least two or three more Elders before Infinity War. Gardener, Contemplator, Runner maybe? Hopefully not the Champion or the Obliterator, they sucked.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 May 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

I hope we get a pointless Contest of Champions movie

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 21 May 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

from a new interview with taiki waititi:

I was really excited when Kevin and the rest of Marvel jumped on board with the idea to use Kirby as a big influence in the design of the film. What’s really hard is staying authentic.

i really hope they kirby the shit outta this one

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Surely they have the CGI budget to pack this thing with dots.

Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

and lotsa foreshortening

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Giant CGI hands for all

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

And square fingertips

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

heck yeah

with the fox/marvel split, who has the celestials?

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, but they would be an acceptable source of cinematic spectacle in Galactus's absence.

I kinda still can't believe that other giant space entity (who I won't name for those who avoid spoilage) is going to be in the next GotG.

Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

"ragnarok" is the sound i make when i use mouthwash

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

with the fox/marvel split, who has the celestials?

marvel - one showed up very briefly in gotg

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

actually there's two, cuz knowhere is in the hollowed-out head of a dead celestial

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

oh yah

I can't remember, has Thor yelled "BY ODIN'S BLOOD" at any point in the movies so far? Hopefully we get a few of those.

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Very disappointed by the dearth of alliterative exclamations in Dr. Strange.

Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Are you not at least partially entertained?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link

I art intruiged.

One of the nice things about the three-movies-a-year is that they don't really start the hype train for each movie 24 months in advance.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link

why did he get a haircut?!?!?!?

jeff goldblum as the grandmaster looks ridiculous, which is good

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:41 (seven years ago) link

I can only hope that he and Del Toro will be hamming it up together at some point as they play a grand cosmic game with our heroes' very lives.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

I always think the costumes & makeup always look super cheap in these production photos and generally pretty good on film, the exception being the last X-Men movie which looked terrible in every way.

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:30 (seven years ago) link

first Avengers is p much halloween costumes

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link

they've gotten subsequently better. Dr. Strange was pretty good although not halloween-y enough imo

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I SAY THEE... TRAILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MGUNV8MxU

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:27 (seven years ago) link

Much more "Guardians of the Galaxy" in tone.

"We know each other! He's a friend from work!"

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link

particularly enjoying goth cate blanchett in full hela regalia

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:30 (seven years ago) link

Cate Blanchett looks glorious and perfect in this. Major lol at the "friend from work" line.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 10 April 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link

He should have been trimmed down to be just a side-joke comedy character; actually building up his arc about being the Executioner and being cowardly and in over his head as a bad guy was silly. All time taken away from Hela actually executing an evil plan and/or Idris Elba doing stuff with the Asgardians to make that whole crisis feel a bit more real. Small gripes, though.

gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 25 November 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

I feel like Chaw’s review exemplifies what I’ll call the “people who love film vs. people who love movies” dichotomy. I’m surprised that he liked the Dr Strange bit so much, and noticed things I forgot, which almost puts the lie to his argument. Here it is:

http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2017/11/thor-ragnarok.html

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 November 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link

*raises hand*

Modern Zounds in Undiscovered Country (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 November 2017 03:31 (six years ago) link

Yes James? And the Blecchs?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 November 2017 04:05 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Which apart from anything else reminds me that I haven't mentioned how great Rachel House is in her smaller role here.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

i love him

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

Lol love his description of the movie (linked from the comments of that post):

“Really, when I look at the story of Thor, how I kind of get myself in there and figure out I can tell the story, is actually looking at it in terms of an indie film. It’s about a guy trying to get home because there’s someone in his house, and he’s got to sort that out. And along the way he’s got his annoying brother, a drunk chick, and some bipolar kid with him. [Laughs.] And he’s just trying to get home. So that’s the way into the story, and then it’s how do I apply those things into spaceships and explosions.”

https://www.businessinsider.in/The-director-of-Thor-Ragnarok-says-the-movie-is-so-unconventional-Mark-Ruffalo-joked-theyd-both-get-fired/articleshow/61249691.cms

Roz, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link

Overly charming at this stage imo

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

the now overrated Taika Watiti

Number None, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

Wish someone had alerted me that the acceptable window for liking things had narrowed again, would've stopped liking this pos weeks ago.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

yr overrated xpost

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

OL otm and VG vmic

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

:D

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

finally saw this last night. damn good! colorful as heck! lots of incredibly designed shots. like all of these movies have a CGI monster flying through a cloudy sky but you can tell they had an artist actually design it to look cool af rather than a muddy mess. imo Goldblum was actually the weakest part of the movie and seemed to be kinda coasting, but then again it really fit the overall feel of the movie. the Hulk/Banner stuff was incredible too...

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

also the second time they brought in "Immigrant Song" i was like "This again" for all of .0002 seconds before succumbing to the sheer awesome spectacle. if any movie gets to use that song it should be this

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

i got suckered into watching this even though i am sick of superhero shit bc i like taika waititi's other movies and it was supposed to be more comedic and everyone kept saying "it's actually pretty good!" and man this is a mediocre movie. i won't get into it too much bc it sucks when everyone likes something and someone else comes in and shits up the thread with grouchiness, but the cgi hulk looks SO SO SO BAD. i felt embarrassed whenever the cgi hulk was on screen. why did it look so bad?

na (NA), Monday, 18 June 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

weirdly i think it looked better on the big screen. definitely noticed the hulk more in this way on netflix viewing.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 June 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

modern CGI all looks way better on the big screen, this has been the consensus for years, or so I thought

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

I'm going in order on the Marvel movies, trying to catch up before Captain Marvel arrives in theaters. Just watched me some Ragnarok and wow this movie owned. i had to watch it twice in a 24 hr period. definitely the best of the Marvel flicks I've seen to date. I already had a built-in appreciation for the Thor movies bc of Hemsworth, who's the MVP of the whole "cinematic universe."

My favorite moment that didn't involve "Immigrant Song" may have been Thor's very "Troll 2"-like "OH...MY...GOD!" when the Grandmaster used the melt stick on his cousin.

omar little, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

3 is the best of the Thors, 2 is the worst of the MCU, and I'm disappointed that 1 holds up less well every time I see it. Hemsworth is always tops, though, for sure.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

third is super good its up there with spiderman homecoming

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link

i loved 1 when I saw it and thought it was one of the best at the time. Haven't revisited it. But 3 was great, I saw it 1 1/2 times in a theater because the power went out 3/4 of the way through the first time, and I didn't mind at all.

akm, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link

my kid has been rewatching a ton of these lately and one thing I'll say is fuck the actual AVengers and Captain American movies just all bleed into each other, I have a very hard time remembering what happened in which one. They're not very individually distinct the way Thor 1, Ant Man, Guardians, etc are.

akm, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:22 (five years ago) link

yeah i think that the smaller cameo efforts benefit a lot from director quirk and feel in a way the big weighty plotvomit ones dont

thats avengers and imo captain america sequels which are basically avengers movies, tho ppl here loved winter warrior for some reason

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link

I did not

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link

you are otm

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link

Οὖτις and deems, the Statler and Waldorf of The Marvel Show.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link

we're here to praise thor 3 tbf

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 01:02 (five years ago) link

This movie got me briefly back on board with comic book movies, but after watching Avengers/Black Panther etc I'm done until Taika Waititi does another one.

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 7 February 2019 01:04 (five years ago) link

Hemsworth's comic timing was an ideal match for Waititi.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bc64a9d70a846b2d383ae008ab07f787/tumblr_inline_pc0hy86Dvw1u76kd4_540.gif

the MCU completely aside, this is one of the best science fiction movies in recent years.

omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link

otm

gbx, Thursday, 7 February 2019 01:39 (five years ago) link

Y'all nuts, Captain America 2: Weekend Warrior is grebt

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:03 (five years ago) link

the MCU completely aside, this is one of the best science fiction movies in recent years.

this is not a science fiction movie

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link

Because it is science fact iirc.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:51 (five years ago) link

are there spaceships in it? then it is science fiction. that’s just how it works

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 February 2019 11:26 (five years ago) link

fine, it's also one of the best fantasy films in recent years

simmy simmy ya, simmy yam simmy yay (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

the fantasy elements are the least-developed though. like wtf is asgard even, a town of a couple thousand people, a palace, and some nearby hills for them to hide in?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link

I hate that this wasn't terrible. I don't want there to be any more of these movies and it's obscene that there would be one now that's not terrible.

― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, November 3, 2017 4:00 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What a strange opinion to have.

― El Tomboto, Friday, November 3, 2017 4:03 PM (one year ago)

Even stranger ... I deeply hate that I have basically only fond memories of this one and would watch it again. This is not acceptable.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:48 (five years ago) link

If they hadn't completely flubbed the intro of Svartalfheim and Vanaheim in The Dork World they could've made some headway towards developing the cosmology of the realms in the films.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link

I mean Thor's world is a rich tapestry that they're just sorta skimming the surface of in the MCU. This could basically be a more lighthearted LOTR-esque sub-franchise if they really put their backs into it.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

Ragnarok was great fun but really it was more an adaptation of Planet Hulk than it was a Thor movie per se.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link

saw first thor a few weeks back for the first time

its bad and it looks bad

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

I finally saw this and it was A+ for a Marvel movie. Surprisingly funny rather than merely amusing. Hemsworth is great. Jeff Goldblum needs to be in more stuff like this. LOL at Damon cameo.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

Also the color palette was great. It's refreshing to see a big budget studio film that was so unafraid to just go there. Blanchett was obviously enjoying herself (and the paycheck).

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

When Heimdall says "behold, my stuff" before picking up two assault rifles, that's a reference to Spring Breakers, right?

Noel Emits, Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link

Oh shit, it's not Heimdall. Karl Urban / Skurge of course.

Noel Emits, Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

mark s otm in the thread

luc besson shd have directed this (fifth element luc besson): same actors except swap out urban and goldblum, just get rid

mark s, Thursday, 10 March 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link

Ragnarok is a fun movie, I love the riotous colour palette which feels really right for a comic book adaptation and a nice counter to all the gritty grey superhero shizzle. Hemsworth surprised me with some comedy chops and it does seem like the cast had a laugh throughout the production. That said, it doesn't land every joke and there is kinda an insufferable quality to some of the chuminess, the 'arent we all so achingly funny' vibe. At least that what the making of... video smacks of.... I think it's interesting and a little telling of the script that one of the funniest lines 'he's a friend from work' actually came from an ill child visiting set on one of these make a wish things, chatting with the actors.... they should have hired that kid as script consultant immediately, Goldblum needed some jokes badly rather than relying heavily on his schtick.

Swanswans, Friday, 11 March 2022 09:03 (two years ago) link


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