Great Names People Will Be Called In The Future!

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"What sort of name is Ilxor for a child anyway! At least we know how to pronounce Cooky Glass!"

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Petri-Dish!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Jimi ''12ft'' lizard

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Man-ho

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i went to school with the atomic family - the father named his kids proton, electron, neutron and positron

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

RJ347/~1WX0R

― angela (angela), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to school with a family where the sons were called Cosmos, Osmond, Boris, and Joe.

in the future children will be called Isambard.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

JizzMaster Zero.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Calculon

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Atom Egoyan to thread.

In the future, children will be advertisements and be named Coke and Fox. Nestlé is a lovely name and would bring her parents more revenue than plain old Leslie.

― Miss Laura, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

7 of 9.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:52 (twenty-three years ago)

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― blueski, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Buffy?
Bubble?
Di-na-mi-tee!

My aunt is a midwife who once delivered a baby that was later name Pocahontas (sp?), I swear.

― Plinky (Plinky), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i know two sets of sisters called Alpha and omega - names will as Miss Laura said be ads or have a suitably apocalyptic tone

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

along those lines "man-ho" could be seen as a form of advertisment

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

aaliyah
glitch
dave

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Injera, Teff and False Banana.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

As RJG said, Seven.

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuckface! I once suggested it to a friend of mine, he meekly demurred!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Yubleena.

― Lara, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Barbarella, Porcelina, and definitely Seven

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Dirrty

― g.cannon (gcannon), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i have mentioned before on ILE that i met a couple who had named their first kid Delta Molybdenum. This is true.

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

buttfuck (prepare for a comeback.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Futtbuck! I like this one. One day there will also be a movie called Uncle Futtbuck.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

A/S/L

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The Lock family - Num, Caps and Scroll

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

One day there will also be a movie called Uncle Futtbuck.

Starring John Candy's bloated corpse -- but cloned!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

At some point in the near future, a boy child will be born to modest parents and these parents will name that child BOFUGLY.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

BOGOF!

― katie (katie), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

There will also be a charming little girl named SPACESTATION PONGO.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Blipzergella and Meepsbrangelo

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanle y

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

For goodness sake you cant go calling your child Num!!

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Num Num is the way to go, merely "Num" is just silly.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Nummun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

numan gary

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

poochy d.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Some jerkoff will get his fifteen minutes of fame naming his kid @.

― Miss Laura, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

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― gazza, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

J-Lo; Semtex; I Can't Believe It's Not Human; Mentalist;
George W Claudiaschifferbrains-Tomato (cos i think double barrelled names will never go away).

― angelo (angelo), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Rimmy Rendrix

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:30 (twenty-three years ago)

botox, shingley and girls called max

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

How about "Internet"?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Australians will have the nickname "nethead" instead of "revhead"

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Boys named Puffy in America and girls named Puffy in Japan.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hello, these are my children Tankpuss and Coq-Farmeur."

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Hitla

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

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