Who Will Clinton pick for VP?

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it's one of these for sure

Poll Results

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Tim Kaine 29
John Hinckenlooper 15
Cory Booker 9
Elizabeth Warren 6
Tom Vilsack 6


The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

ivanka trump

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

well, fuck, I set the date for a year from now instead of next week. thanks red wine, you are the best

is Hinckenlooper going to go by "Hinckie" or something

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

'hinckley' has a nice ring to it

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

It's hickenlooper not hinkenlooper btw

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

booker seems like the easiest to cross off

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

can't say this has me at the edge of my seat tho tbh

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

i'd be surprised if she picked Booker or Warren, potentially throwing the senate to GOP control. Also I sincerely believe that Warren will do a greater public service as a senator for the next 14 years than as VP for the next 4-8, so my hope is that Clinton doesn't pick her.

intheblanks, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

i want her to pick warren bc i think she has more appeal than the other candidates and could help HC beat trump

Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

i dont see warren swaying anyone who would be voting for trump unless i'm completely misreading the appeal of one or the other

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

it's not about that. it's about getting people to actually show up to vote.

Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah i get that, i'm just skeptical about how big the effect size is there

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

if Kaine is considered the 'safe pick' then that's probably what we'll see since this is already hillary's election to lose

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

hinckenlooper's absurd, dickensian name certainly isn't working in his favor

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

could be worse, it could be vilsack

intheblanks, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

i just mean name-wise, i know next to nothing about either of those guys

intheblanks, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

I could see Gavin Newsome, maybe?

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

joanna newsom would be better

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

Kissinger

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

Voted Morbz

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

Juanita Broaddrick

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 18 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Kanye

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

it's gonna be vilsack

Mordy, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

al franken

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Monday, 18 July 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

Betting long on Al Franken.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

Mitt Romney. (Now imagine if.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

Harambe

salthigh, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

Four More Bidens

Any Given User (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link

It's Gotta Be Cheney!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7296/1363/400/cheney%20smilingaa.jpg

It's Cheney Time!

qualx, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:04 (seven years ago) link

Hickenlooper is a great name for an upper-Midwestern pro-wrestling, like Nick Bockwinkel:

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/545/900/0d8377ca29e26e0789a2af19ab0ff4c7_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link

what about the guy who's literal last name is "hickenbottom"

http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/5c0319a593hbk.jpg

qualx, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:11 (seven years ago) link

Oprah?

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Monday, 18 July 2016 06:17 (seven years ago) link

she should tempt fate and pick gwyneth paltrow

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:23 (seven years ago) link

retired general (to shore up the base)

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

we're talking about hickenlooper when there's a guy here named vile sack

Best Beloved Trumppence (contenderizer), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

Lickenpooper

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 July 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

I voted for JCLC's red wine

http://porno (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

time for alec baldwin to shine

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

Lickenpooper

i can get behind this

Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Even with all the speculation about Warren a few weeks ago, I'm thinking rn Kaine has the inside track.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

What happened to Sherrod Brown? Wouldn't he be a good choice?

Iago Galdston, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

possibly too principled

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

ha ha morbs--but he sure jumped out of the gate quickly to endorse her--I was sure it meant he was in the running to provide some progressive bona fides

Iago Galdston, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

Kaine, or someone not on this list

Lee626, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

chris christie

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

Is this guy a contender? because he sounds great
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/10/us/politics/as-xavier-becerra-stirs-crowds-hispanic-democrats-see-a-running-mate.html?_r=0

akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

it's going to be a white man

jim in vancouver, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

What happened to Sherrod Brown? Wouldn't he be a good choice?

― Iago Galdston, Monday, July 18, 2016 2:16 PM (1 hour ago)

he's a senator in a state with a republican governor!

k3vin k., Monday, 18 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

Time Kaine

based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

apparently she'll announce the pick at my place of employment tomorrow

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

If I Could Turn Back Tim

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

can't believe Cher is going to be at Alfred's office

mh, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

If I Could Turn Back Tim

A+

esempiu (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

Clinton should pick Cher, who not only has military experience
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2zMbq7Xriks/UFCWwB46XhI/AAAAAAAACUc/Uxuwy7G3UaQ/s1600/Cher%2BTurn%2BBack%2BTime%2B%25281%2529.JPG
But is also of Native American extraction
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBEyWNLOIPtR4WDMviUFz6cDXAQREkHC1t6LPUmI5kPzuJIuLHeQ

Take that, Warren!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

voted kaine

alphonse ginaloa (alomar lines), Monday, 25 July 2016 05:41 (seven years ago) link

I guess we'll find out ilxors' prognostications on this burning issue in about a year.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

show yr work now

goddamn the Pence-Kaine VP debate will be a barnburner

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 14, 2016

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

John Grisham!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

still voting Hinckenlooper

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 4 August 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

strong choice

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

be real: you just like the lickenpooper joke.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

Well...

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

thanks red wine, you are the best

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link

that red wine fucked all of us over

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

Parallel universe *voice echoes*... are you the destroyer?

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link

potentially throwing the senate to GOP control

oh god

if Kaine is considered the 'safe pick' then that's probably what we'll see since this is already hillary's election to lose

god

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link

there is no guarantee that clinton is going to "win anyway." what if everyone gets so bored of her they don't show up to vote?

― Treeship

come on treeship quit being so negative

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link

voted Tim Kaine

tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara) at 5:50 18 Jul 16

immortan joe: strong law-and-order track record, ex-military man, nuanced understanding of the dangers of climate change

admittedly his record on women's reproductive issues is spotty but nobody's perfect

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link

it's Hinckenlooper imo

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

lol missed the original date and had a split second of panic that HRC had already announced for 2020.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 23 July 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

she would obv just go w/ Kaine. why mess up a good thing you know

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 23 July 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link

OJ

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link

Lickenpooper

flopson, Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cKfCbYR.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link

gotta love sam wang. what was the bayesian pick for VP?

k3vin k., Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link

Fuck

flappy bird, Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:43 (six years ago) link

yeah Governor Fuck was the early favorite on PEC

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:43 (six years ago) link

I'm really excited to see how this is going to turn out.

leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link

The fact that ilxors could be voting in droves today might skew the results.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 July 2017 05:51 (six years ago) link

Fuck you KM, coffee all over my keyboard

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link

km killin it lately

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link

red red wine you make me type wrong time

brimstead, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link

Me llamo teem cah een

-_- (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

haunted ILX

Dancing on the Pylons, Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

Covfefe

Mark G, Sunday, 23 July 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

The Dress

flappy bird, Sunday, 23 July 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

so weird to see these results, now that we know she chose hinckenlooper

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 July 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

alright now i finally know who i'm voting for

qualx, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

Tom was Vilsacked.

leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link

is it too late to vote in this poll

it me, Monday, 24 July 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link


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