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I smell real nice because I had my bath last month even though I didn't need it.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Botanics ginger body cream. And I have chocolate on my breath.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:01 (twenty-three years ago)

the sanctury ginger smelling stuff hmmmmm:)

― Fuzzy Wuzzy (Madam Plinky), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:20 (twenty-three years ago)

bad

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Today I smell horrible. Not only are my trainers damp from blindly stepping into ankle deep puddles on more than one occasion recently, but they're all split down one side so my socks are soaked too. Plus I couldn't find my deodorant this morning, and also it's laundry day today. Don't go near me.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

By which I mean: I am a student.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Gravity by Lynx. It is fucking horrible. Every morning I think this and then by the time I am near a shop I have forgotten it and do not by something else. Also my jumper smells of last night's pub smoke. Ugh.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I smell clean and nice actually, though I need a haircut.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I just showered. I feel clean!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer Madchen's smell so far.

Boys - be careful with Lynx. It can smell great, but it does barely anything to prevent BO pervading through your moister areas by the end of a the day. I choose to block my pores, because if there's one thing I can't be dealing with is people who smell when they don't need to. I don't just mean the natural muskiness, I mean once the bacteria have started enthusiastically dividing under your arms and are giving off that unholy reek.

Today I smell of me, with a touch of sure. My jeans are still a little smokey from Tuesday night.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

No deodorant can combat Londan's raging furnace like climate, anti perspirant or no anti perspirant.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a blocked nose. I could smell of anything. Probably just deodorant though.

― alix (alix), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I smell of Mitsouko perfume and probably earl grey tea. My room smells of vanilla and ginger and orange (scented candles) and spliff smoke (last night). I love the fact that my room always smells different to the rest of the house, hence the candles.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I am freshly showered. My hair is still wet. So I smell like soap and shampoo & conditioner & face wash.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

New and improved Michael Daddino has a fresh lemony scent.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Tea Rose, and probably a hint of sweat from when I wrestled my way into a pair of control-top tights (which I then immediately took off, because I was having trouble breathing).

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

like cedar (oil) and coffee...

― mike (ro)bott, Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

am i the only one whose b.o. smells like marijuana?

anyway, that's not what i smell like right now - i smell like smoke, fcuk perfume (why do i confess these things?), rain, and ouzo + lemon squash and pray that i don't take my shoes off cos im not wearing any socks.

― minna (minna), Thursday, 24 October 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

i think mine does too minna.

apparently, according to several different sources, i smell a. "good like a boy should" and b. "like you haven't bathed in a month". make of this what you will.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 October 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Daily morning shower = generally freshly-scrubbed smell, I'd guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I smell of Diorella by Christian Dior - it's the only perfume I ever wear. First thing in the morning after my shower I smell of Badedas shower gel too.

My house smells of Cotton White fragrance oil from The Body Shop - you know, the stuff you put in those ceramic rings on the light bulbs.

My dog smells wet and muddy, because we have just got back from a long walk across the fields. I have ordered him into the bath but he just stands there refusing to budge, and giving me a withering look.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 24 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I smell like a lamb.

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 24 October 2002 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

with mint sauce?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 24 October 2002 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Clean, I think and hope, but I don't use any scented stuff at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 October 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i smelled like baby sick for a while but fortunately that has been outgrown now phew.
now i smell clean, just showered, and have applied some nice hippy cream perfume :-)

― donna (donna), Thursday, 24 October 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i smell like botanicals shampoo and my moisturiser

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 October 2002 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Like cake. I have an obsession with putting on vanilla lotion or even better cinnamonny lotion or things that smell like caramel. I AM EDIBLE.

― Ally, Saturday, 26 October 2002 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i always smell baby=powder scented

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 26 October 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm thinking about dabbing on a touch of patchouli... should I?

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 26 October 2002 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

yes patchouli is a nice smell that gets a bad rap because of the calibre of humans tyhat use it.

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Saturday, 26 October 2002 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

nono, it cloys!

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 26 October 2002 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

you know what's better tho? eucalyptus oil!

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Saturday, 26 October 2002 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I smell like fire & brimstone. This may be due to living in Rotorua, though.

― Ess Kay (esskay), Saturday, 26 October 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

ivory soap, lately. I feel so puuuure.

― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:47 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
Coffee.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

pasta sauce and soap

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 31 October 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

garlic and chocolate

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I still smell like cake!! I was in the photomart the other day and the girls asked if they could come up close and smell me. It was kind of frightening.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

So did you let em? If so, did they take many quick sniffs or one deep, long one?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens, rose petals and dumpster diving.

― sucka (sucka), Friday, 31 October 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I let them, it seemed an ok request.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, I probably smell like a combination of Degree brand shower clean scented deodorant and CK One brand fragrance. Sometimes I'll smell like a combination of the aforementioned Degree deodorant and the Calgon brand morning glory scented body spray, though.

I suppose both fragrances are crisp and clean fragrances, so the Readers' Digest answer would have to be "crisp and clean".

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 31 October 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

old spice, sushi rice, and everything nice

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

cigarette smoke, tuna and lemons

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

oatmeal raisin cookies and stuffed peppers with just a hint of orange-scented kitchen cleaner

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

german pilsner and spearmint extra flourescent green chewing gum

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread almost makes me want to raid the kitchen.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

what are you wearing?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

weleda rose oil mixed with pot

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread almost makes me want to raid the kitchen.
and then I check out the Burgerpipe thread and lose my appetite.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

coconut from hair care product. cigarettes. bulgari black perfume. jamesons.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 31 October 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Just showered, smell like a mix of cheap-ass shampoo and sandalwood (I use sandalwood soap). I'm wearing antipersperent, but my super-mutant-sweat will have fought through those defenses within the next hour and I will permeate my strange distinct meat/ganja musk for all around.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i smell like salvador dalí

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

paul sebastian cologne

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like success.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

victory

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like tired.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Very Irresistible Givenchy.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been smelling like Spellbound a lot lately. Because HSA bought it for me, as one of his installations is called Spellbound. He likes it when I use it, he calls it "Smellbound" and it gives him the horn. (Then again, I think there's very little that doesn't give him the horn.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone Else's Deodorant.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sun3.lib.uci.edu/~nraggett/trigbro9.jpg

Hmmmm, minestrone.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Today I small like ruin.

Xpost also I smell like soul-crushing despair.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to wear Spellbound and it was the only perfume I ever wore that men actually commented on (positively, not 'yuck you stink what is that' type comments). Then I ran out and as I have no perfume loyalty I didn't get any more.

― Emma, Friday, 31 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Zirh products that were given to me. I'm not getting close to the face mask, but I dig the clear shave gel.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

very much offtopic...
I'm amazed some joker has posted a parody thread called "Ah smell it, what do you fuck like?"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://erikapalomino.uol.com.br/imagens/img_md_lojamat/thumb/languageperfumet.jpg

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Whua!?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.perfumail.com/sec/img_arti/264.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like a mix of Old Spice and that Hugo Boss stuff that comes in the canteen like thing. No matter how little old spice I put on, It still totally dominates the mix.

― neil, Friday, 31 October 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot with my allergies and all I use Simple soap, shampoo and deo and moisturiser wot is unscented and comes from the doctor so theoretically I am totally unscented! I prolly smell of baby powder and persil non bio.....

― smee (smee), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

blargh, i just got out of bed and i smell like booze and cigarettes, and im out of shampoo..

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like deodorant, soap, peanut-butter crackers, and clothes that need to be washed.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell lightly like Clinique Happy! for men, I can't remember what my anti-perspirant is supposed to smell like but it's not strong, that Aussie shampoo, and Lush mint body wash, but I probably have an overpowering smell of licorice all-sorts about me because I've been eating them for the last hour. Better than the poo smell I normally have.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like the prime funk of a Kingfish.

and fried chicken. And candy.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Today I small like ruin.

Don't want no short Dan man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i smell like wd40, so i suppose it's time to go home & have a shower.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like the honey scented soap I used this morning in the shower. It's making me feel kind of hungry.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

wd40 is so sexxxy!

I smell like diner (grease & ciggies but not completely unpleasant as I wasn't the one smoking) and natural girl-smell.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

wd40 is so sexxxy!
It's kinda got a hint of...I dunno...vanilla (?) in it.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I smell like banana pudding, nail polish, and printer ink.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean Carruthers smells like shaved carrots.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU ALL SMELL LIKE WEE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I still ahve a hint of Cool Water by Davidoff, and I have some sort of sweet candy smell from the birthday cake I just ate.

― Miggie (Miggie), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you shave a carrot? Has it hit puberty?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

AT LEAST WE DON'T SMELL LIKE POO LIKe YUO DO!@#

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

clean clothes

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 14 May 2018 22:09 (eight years ago)

I don't use scented products. I don't use deodorant or antiperspirant. My smell undoubtedly varies in intensity through the day, but showering and changing clothes keeps the human funk down to a dull roar. I don't get any complaints, but I realize that is not very conclusive. Still, I hate most of the scents imposed by toiletries, scented soaps and assorted "hygiene" products, so I intend to continue funky and die unrepentant.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 14 May 2018 22:22 (eight years ago)

head to feet wax download the cd i stay fresh like tea tree out the shower every hour is the justice hour even ten percent bloodsucking record execs 'knowledge my power

― kinder, gentler (sleepingbag), Monday, 14 May 2018 22:24 (eight years ago)

I'd like to think Un Jardin Sur Le Toit but that probably wears off by noon and the marmite and peanut butter notes will hit you

― I'm Finn thanks, don't mention it (fionnland), Monday, 14 May 2018 23:10 (eight years ago)

probably pineapple soap
and teatree deodorant.

Whatever Lush shower gel I use whenever i take a shower.

& sometimes whatever I've been cooking.

― Stevolende, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:04 (eight years ago)

victor-y

― gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:14 (eight years ago)

advanced + terminal loserdom with some hastily sprayed cheap fucking deodorant failing to overpower it.

― calzino, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:16 (eight years ago)

Pretty fucking bad tbh.

― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)

Sex. All around, for weeks now. Can't wash it off even if I tried.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:22 (eight years ago)

Eau de failed attempt at dignity

― calzino, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:26 (eight years ago)

Sweat, cedar, and juniper berries.

― Microtransgressions as a Business Model (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 00:58 (eight years ago)


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