we have not discussed my testicles and scrotum.

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

i think the left one has a broken vein. also they hurt.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

tight pants?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Ball-peen hammer?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Been wearing stripey tights alot?

Hit in the groin by a little kid getting revenge, making you have a funny facial expression?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

'funny' or 'painful'?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

broken vein on only one side of the scrotum often indicates a poor masturbation technique, common errors include over-reliance on a single hand during masturbation, resulting in unbalanced testicular pressure, a solution is to swap hands in between spells, or use both hands. Some prefer the use of tools to aid the masturbation process: apparatuses such as a sock, or pies made in America have been known to help improve the pressure equilibrium, some even commented on the way such tools enhance their masturbation experiences, however that is beyond the scope of this message.

― k chu, Friday, 25 October 2002 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHA

"Doctor, I have sprained my nutsack."
"Here, put your dick in this pie."
"Thanks, Doc!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

er...i think a lot of us are grateful for such advice so on behalf of ILXOR i would like to thank you.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 October 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I can only do it one-handed! Help!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Look Ma, no hands!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

stop stomping on yer nuts son.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

calling for a discussion on your nuts, then sitting back and not taking part is rampant egotism.

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 25 October 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

god damn.

― g (graysonlane), Friday, 25 October 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/stiggyandtheooges/Mybollocks.jpg

― Ian SPACK, Friday, 25 October 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

so i went to the doctor just now, a kindly scottish man felt my testicles, used the word balls, and stuck a long swab up there. i am ok, but have to go back on monday. hes english too.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

scottish and english?

how multicultural.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, he got his training in london. thrilling.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 25 October 2002 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

scrotacular

― bobby bedelia, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

Old ILX was great.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

Only if we resurrect the grebt threads, Dom. Otehrwise, a bit great with meh mixed in.

― nathalie, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

half an hour without a new answer on ILE, i guess we just had to leave this one at the top, resplendent

― Just got offed, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

so i went to the doctor just now, a kindly scottish man felt my testicles, used the word balls, and stuck a long swab up there.

I had a kindly Scottish woman feel my testicles once, fortunately no long swabs were used.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

He didn't use the word baws?

― Madchen, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

one time my grandma was out diggin up potatoes with her sister. her sister pulls one up, brushes it off, and says "you know, these potatoes remind me of my husband's balls" - my grandma says "lordy! your husband's balls are that big?" and her sister says "no, but they're deinitely that dirty"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

we have not discussed my testicles and scrotum why because they look intersting

― J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not messin' with this thread

― hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

well if you decide to it'll tell you how to do it without injuring yrself

― J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

dude i'd worry if i were you

― hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

where's that thread about someone's dad having a giant purple insatiable erection

― creme1, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

dude i'd worry if i were you

aww stence posting on this thread is about #35 in the list of "bad decisions I've made online"

― J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

i was more thinking along the lines that if you're messin' and you're injuring yourself, there's something wrong.

where does a lptj pan of something fall in that list? admittedly i need to catch up, haven't read in ages.

― hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

lptj does not do pans, I don't have the energy to write about shit I don't like

― J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

aw that's sweet!

we now return this thread back to scrotums

― hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

or bawbags if you prefer

― J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.