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i stopped off at this shopping mall on the way home to pay money in @ bldng soc. I looked in a shop, and someone shot me w/a peashooter. I looked around, but saw nowt. Then I heard peashooter noise again, so I got all stealthy. I figured it wd be some little kid, right? I looked in this display cabinet, and a little wad of chewed up paper landed splat on the glass beside me. The only staff member was some useless kid, so it was no good pointing this out. I homed in on this charver who looked old enough to know better. he looked about 17 i suppose. I circled like wolf/assyrian/fold etc, and looked at him just in time to see him get s.th. out ov his pox0ret. He saw me looking and quickly put it away again. Aha. I walked up to hi & pointed at his spotty fat face. I am afraid to admit that I uttered thee following words.

"Pull that shit on me again, boy and i will put you on the fucking floor"

he looked at me with dull charver face & said

"i don't know what yer on about"

so i punched him in thee face & went home. (TRUE!!!)

as I left the shop, I heard him say

"I'll tell me dad"

I mean, for fuck's sake.

― u must be bleedin' joking, Friday, 25 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA good for you!
well, sort of. i hope you didnt punch too hard.

― donna (donna), Friday, 25 October 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh man, i was one of those kids once.

― slit magnet, Friday, 25 October 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

at least your sniper was only shooting spitballs

― g (graysonlane), Friday, 25 October 2002 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

peashooter?! alone?! this can't have been in london. or else you just sparked an 11 year old

― bob zemko (bob), Friday, 25 October 2002 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

He had his friends with him - about 3 of them. He was a big lad, dressed in charver style. He was as tall as me. It wasn't in London. I haven't hit anyone in 20yrs. I am not proud of this & am just relating it coz u might find it interesting. I didn't hit him very hard - i mean he didn't fall over, though he did stagger back a bit. I think it served him right.

― gnnnnn, Friday, 25 October 2002 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

me too.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 October 2002 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

You'll be sorry when his dad turns up with his huge bastard peashooter.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 26 October 2002 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

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