Everything that I wanted, for something so pretty, for the gay spring and summer 2017 ... It's all on CLEARANCE!

I know gay threads are so 2012, but I'm back and I'm closing in on a year (minus a few unfortunate weeks choosing to opt for the wilderness) in a relationship. So join me here in the Quality Curtain Outlet in Coventry, Rhode Island.

whoa! i'm happy for you, dearie. we can still be frenemies i hope.

Weren't we always?

Oh and I became what I guess they're calling a guncle for the first time too. So I'm on a very sizable upswing.

You're a socialized manimal, Big Sexy.

Enough so that I could add a few posts to the lost-a-coughdrop thread these days, but I'm also a lady, so.

Minnesota Nice, no dice

anyone going to DC for this national gay march on 6/11?

don't all sign up at once.

besides greeting Dr.tuneisspace in Greenpoint yesterday, whose work i assume many of you know, i saw this fellow perform.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZJCvdZAWA

I am not gay marching. I prefer to prance.

I've been gay-dry for two months. I need an injection.

The national gay mince.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2017/06/05/how_alt_right_leaders_jack_donovan_and_james_o_meara_attract_gay_men_to.html

Anyone at the march in DC yesterday? Musta been hot as hell (and I don't mean libidinally).

I don't get the timing of pride fests. Aren't most on the last weekend of June?

For Stonewall, except those that want to avoid the rush.

Bunch of Pulse memorials across the nation today.

Our Pride happened exactly a month ago, I suppose to avoid the heat.

Whenever I'm asked why I didn't/don't go to Pride, I always respond that it is outdoors during the Summer.

I saw Dan Savage at Folsom St East today, but had no plastic fork with which to stab him.

I seen Beyonce at Burger King, and she was eating.

wow this has been here for a month and I didn't know :( where are all our homos

I got dragged to Pride yesterday in Philly but actually had a really fun time??? not so much @ the parade but @ all the post-festivities

hi!

i bet Eric is quoting something

Being in a relationship is starting to feel normal. WHAT DO I DO?!

start smashing crockery

Eric? In a relationship? What's the species?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9K9m155U2E

Anyone read André Aciman's Call Me By Your Name? A lovely, thoughtful, and genuinely romantic coming-of-age novel that doesn't skimp on the sex. The film, by the director of I Am Love is out some time later this year; I'll be truly surprised if a couple of the novel's more outrageous moments make the transition to screen.

A ramshackle plalist. I need to put Halsey on it.

yay Chi dykes

The Dyke March Chicago also banned American flags as symbols of oppression. They allowed flags from other countries. Give me a fucking break

— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) June 25, 2017

That rocks.

There was a kerfuffle at last year's Toronto Pride when Black Lives Matter protested the presence of uniformed police officers in the parade. This year, police uniforms were banned if cops wanted to participate.

Quite a change from the last time that I attended Toronto Pride ('08? '09?) when representatives of the big Canadian banks were on hand to offer temporary tattoos.

(Yes, I'm sure that shit like that still goes on, but these are encouraging developments.)

RIP leather pioneer Chuck Renslow

http://www.windycitymediagroup.com/lgbt/Legendary-Chicago-businessman-activist-Chuck-Renslow-dies-/59676.html

'Trump is Putin's buttboy' amirite

http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2017/07/10/jokes_about_trump_being_gay_draw_on_deep_rooted_stereotypes_about_gay_men.html

This strain of political humor has been given the side eye multiple times this year already.

hi

i... am gay

Iamgay!!!

Luce Iamagay

BTW, I am convinced that this is full stop the reason people are gay:

Marlon Brando in 'A Streetcar Named Desire,' 1951. pic.twitter.com/XzVqsHcBFb

— History In Pictures (@historyepics) July 11, 2017

And the antithesis of my previous post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5RoaBhlK6o

Eric, perhaps you will enjoy "covering" new Twins catcher Anthony Recker

http://www.newnownext.com/anthony-recker-has-the-best-butt-in-baseball/12/2014/

I was watching Taxi Zum Klo today and I was so into it that I stopped half an hour early so that I could go get a razor & shave cream & haircut before work and now I have Hitler Youth cut w/ a short horseshoe stache. I feel like an early 80's German leather daddy.

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, November 19, 2012 10:52 PM

Such a shamefully sexy post, Stevie.

Anthony Recker is gone from Minn already! :(

Jeez, and here I was about to buy a ticket for the first time this season.

Bill Maher still keepin' up w/ the gay stuff

http://www.vulture.com/2017/08/bill-maher-poorly-jokes-that-trump-and-putin-are-gay-lovers.html

he is so ugly on SO many levels, starting with that thing of a face.

Can't tell you how many times that "this is why liberals lost the election" rant he did about Steve Martin's Carrie Fisher tweet showed up on my Facebook feed.

Two months of inactivity and I'm watching Paris 05:59: Théo & Hugo -- the perfect, ah, spur.

i thought they were kinda dumb

Isn't that delightful?

ie gays under 35

delightful, dumb, and bottoming

Saw Larry Kramer arguing with David Ehrenstein on Facebook today and I think that's me done with social media.

— Keith Uhlich (@keithuhlich) October 18, 2017

Hung out with j0rdan last night, shared a plate of honey-glazed calamari

oh that's not what i call it

Meat's in short supply in South Florida.

guys i had the strangest first date the other day

stop teasing, skank

lmao i meant to follow that up immediately and then got distracted!

v dadly gent and I had been chatting on Scruff for like a week and I was chatting w/ him one night and he joked abt bringing me cookies the next morning on his morning drive, and I was like "psh you better" and he was like "what's your address, i'll be there at 7"

so he came over at 7am on a Saturday and we sat on my couch and drank cof and ate cookies and chatted for a while and then we made out and fucked for like an hour and it was great!

lol

that's way cute

Did we never get beyond the spring and summer?

As you may know I do a homo techno disco sans frontiers with my friend Simon and I discreetly shot some footage of it on my phone (we generally don't let people film or photograph inside, taking Berghain as a model for that). I was surprised by how good some of that phone footage was and after teaching myself some basic editing skills on iMovie i made this, which I hope some of you like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NtKpkaqUo&feature=youtu.be

http://www.youtube.com/P-NtKpkaqUo

for some reason it's not embedding. I can't work it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NtKpkaqUo

ah, i did.

lovely. what's the track?

it's a very slowed down version of Robert Hood's Miinus.

thanks C x

i was gonna guess donnacha costello or tin man!

it's meant to sound like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCd4b1KGys