do you think when you die it's like a dvd and you get to just like start it over

I think it's like a defective DVD--parts of your soul fragment into blocky bits and other isolated chunks emerge bizarrely from the frozen distortion, move briefly, then freeze again, but somehow the sound never cuts out. For eternity.

i think it's more like the "ARE YOU STILL WATCHING THIS SHIT YES/HELL NO I'M GOING TO BED" netflix gives u

It's like spending a full day watching The Two Towers extended edition audio commentaries.

it's like a vhs where you then have to rewind everything first

It's like playing a record with a steak knife as a stylus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pil8lVuCXGw

Its like you have to watch all the credits roll by, and then you get all the copyright notices in all the languages..

it's like a dvd, when it's finished you've gotta take it back to blockbuster video and pay a late fee because it fell down the back of the tv and you forgot it was there for a week

you'd hope for a page of stats at the end at least

'completion status 4%'

I'd be happy beating the first mission

I am curious what the unrated version is like.

too long and self-indulgent, probably

Lots of masturbating

Hell is watching someone else's 12 hour wank outtakes