Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:07 (one year ago) Permalink

good luck donald trump

imago, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:07 (one year ago) Permalink

Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:12 (one year ago) Permalink

i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:45 (one year ago) Permalink

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:47 (one year ago) Permalink

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:48 (one year ago) Permalink

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:49 (one year ago) Permalink

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:55 (one year ago) Permalink

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (one year ago) Permalink

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (one year ago) Permalink

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (one year ago) Permalink

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (one year ago) Permalink

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (one year ago) Permalink

haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (one year ago) Permalink

Overrated

jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (one year ago) Permalink

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (one year ago) Permalink

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (one year ago) Permalink

#daddy

korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (one year ago) Permalink

#dilfsinjocks

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (one year ago) Permalink

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (one year ago) Permalink

Cronenbergian

Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (one year ago) Permalink

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (one year ago) Permalink

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (one year ago) Permalink

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (one year ago) Permalink

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (one year ago) Permalink

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (one year ago) Permalink

you suggest Panama?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (one year ago) Permalink

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (one year ago) Permalink

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (one year ago) Permalink

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (one year ago) Permalink

*not adjusted for population inflation

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (one year ago) Permalink

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (one year ago) Permalink

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (one year ago) Permalink

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (one year ago) Permalink

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (one year ago) Permalink

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (one year ago) Permalink

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (one year ago) Permalink

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (one year ago) Permalink

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (one year ago) Permalink

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (one year ago) Permalink

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (one year ago) Permalink

well he's certainly fatter

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (one year ago) Permalink

all you need is cuts
all you need is cuts
all you need are tax cuts
tax cuts are all you need

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 May 2018 15:32 (six months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

lmao at the imagery on this site

https://www.americanideahotels.com/

maura, Sunday, 17 June 2018 18:51 (five months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

2scoops survived 'grab em by the pussy'; curious what info dump behind closed doors mr. putin told 2scoops his GRU commandos have to blow helsinki over too

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:49 (four months ago) Permalink

A president who can’t separate his innocence from Russia’s, even after a year and a half in office — and who has to be implored to listen to his national security team and prepare for the next attack — is clearly unfit to protect the country.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/republican-congressmen-try-a-tv-intervention-with-trump-on-russia.html

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 16:07 (four months ago) Permalink

"His interest in what we're doing is problematic, from my chair, and I would say in general the owners' chair," Jones said at Wednesday's news conference to open training camp in Oxnard, California. "It's unprecedented, if you really think about it. But like the very game itself, that's the way it is and we'll deal with it.

"We feel strongly about how we deal with it and we'll do so accordingly, but, yes, I, like everybody, would like for it to go away."

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24192764/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-donald-trump-interest-anthem-issue-problematic

USFL!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:55 (four months ago) Permalink

ts: qualmsley nicknames in political threads vs morbs nicknames in political threads

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:09 (four months ago) Permalink

morbs 1000%

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:16 (four months ago) Permalink

dud

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:24 (four months ago) Permalink

who would you rather have a beer with

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:36 (four months ago) Permalink

who would you rather have a beer take prescription amphetamines with

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:13 (four months ago) Permalink

Can I ask a question? I'm not having second thoughts about this post. How does Donald Trump shit?

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:14 (four months ago) Permalink

sources say that he sits on the toilet from shortly after dinner until he goes to bed, watching tv the entire time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:16 (four months ago) Permalink

i just made up but you know it's true

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:16 (four months ago) Permalink

How does Donald Trump shit?

According to Scott Adams, brilliantly and strategically.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:22 (four months ago) Permalink

through persuasion

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:25 (four months ago) Permalink

He’s definitely a dud. That might be challops but I believe it.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:56 (four months ago) Permalink

just remembered this guy's views on exercise bahahahahaha

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:21 (four months ago) Permalink

Be more hilarious if he had a HEART ATTACK and DIED

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:47 (four months ago) Permalink

Feel like his followers would just scream WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:47 (four months ago) Permalink

the trump deathers

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 3 August 2018 04:25 (four months ago) Permalink

elvis is still alive I hear.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 August 2018 04:27 (four months ago) Permalink

given his diet, two dumps per week, tops

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 August 2018 13:59 (four months ago) Permalink

I assume some sort of viscous waste runoff is constantly oozing from his pores (as a result of a perma-logjam of steak briquettes in his colon).

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 August 2018 14:03 (four months ago) Permalink

"Must suck to get away with every lie in the world all your life... then get to the big show and realize that, eventually, you're going to pay for every lie you ever told."

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 5 August 2018 17:55 (four months ago) Permalink

i'm willing to revisit this question if he murder-suicides one of his piece of shit kids or son-in-law

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 5 August 2018 18:28 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

just another queens boy gone wrong, a gentile bernie madoff with way wealthier folks, much less brainpower, and not nearly the head of hair

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 August 2018 19:29 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

"Dr. Franklin was for retaining the clause [on impeachment], as favorable to the executive. History furnishes one example only of a first magistrate being formally brought to public justice. Every body cried out against this as unconstitutional. What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 8 September 2018 19:14 (three months ago) Permalink

is 2scoops more jay gatsby or tom buchanan? is putin meyer wolfsheim? who's daisy? who's myrtle?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 September 2018 18:08 (two months ago) Permalink

Donald Trump is the real Gatsby; the novel’s Gatsby is Trump through (circa 2016) Michael Cohen’s eyes

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 September 2018 18:09 (two months ago) Permalink

I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way.

“Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?”

“Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone.

“Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don’t look out the white race will be — will be utterly submerged. It’s all scientific stuff; it’s been proved.”

“Tom’s getting very profound,” said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. “He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we ——”

“Well, these books are all scientific,” insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. “This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”

“We’ve got to beat them down,” whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun.

“You ought to live in California —” began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair.

“This idea is that we’re Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and ——” After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. “— And we’ve produced all the things that go to make civilization — oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?”

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Saturday, 15 September 2018 02:47 (two months ago) Permalink

Tom Buchanan = Steve Bannon, Daisy = The New Yorker Ideas Festival

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Saturday, 15 September 2018 02:48 (two months ago) Permalink

The green light is Pepe.

know-it-some (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 15 September 2018 16:10 (two months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

The following sentence appeared in a bylined AP article about the mail-bomber suspect Cesar Sayoc:

Minus some of the weirder posts and occasionally incomprehensible grammar, Sayoc's online rages weren't so far removed from the social media angst of the commander in chief."

Excellent use of ambiguity there, Raphael Satter!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:55 (one month ago) Permalink

ha ha ha

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:06 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

it's too rainy for his hair to hold up outside in france on armistice day. tax cuts!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 November 2018 02:12 (three weeks ago) Permalink

reg

self (alomar lines), Friday, 16 November 2018 04:51 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one.

Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this one yourself? https://t.co/Yd27sayt7C

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 18, 2018

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:30 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i can't believe he called him "adam shit" and didn't correct it

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:52 (three weeks ago) Permalink

it wasn't a mistake

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:58 (three weeks ago) Permalink

very unpresdential. will you guys still vote for him?

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:02 (three weeks ago) Permalink

on the fence

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:03 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i want to give him some time in office and see how he implements his agenda. i'm sick of all this partisanship on both sides - i think we owe to him to at least give him a chance

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:09 (three weeks ago) Permalink

good people on both sides iirc

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:58 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i am depressed (and amazed) at this, but i am satisfied i'm alive to see it. most of the masks are off. i hope we all get to a better social and political place.

legit lib llc (check us on patreon) (Hunt3r), Monday, 19 November 2018 06:24 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Of interest to perhaps only me – @realDonaldTrump finds new people, places and things to insult at a shockingly linear rate. Here's his cumulative unique insults over time, with a linear best-fit to insults since Jan. 1, 2016. pic.twitter.com/VCg3iVtIQq

— Kevin Quealy (@KevinQ) November 21, 2018

j., Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:19 (two weeks ago) Permalink

he usually insults whoever is criticizing him or is connected with something that is threatening to him. since he's constantly smearing his ass on the universe, there's no shortage of new enemies for him to counterattack

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Dud

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:23 (two weeks ago) Permalink

xxp that does seem strange, it's like we're being crossfaded into insanity

flappy bird, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 05:33 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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