wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
I feel badly for his clothes.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.
― new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.
Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link
"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg
― soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017
― j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link
^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link
"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link
saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/
― Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 1 July 2017 03:36 (six years ago) link
xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 1 July 2017 07:59 (six years ago) link
Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.
You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!
― The Sniper, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.
― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend
― j., Monday, 10 July 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
"You mean Deranged Jack Smith right?"
this obscure folk/blues artist not got an ilm thread yet?
oh noes, going to have to stop using Old Spice now, lol
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 06:04 (three days ago) link
the document case is, compared to all the others, an open and shut guilty verdict. not surprised that's the one with the most corruption on display to get it after the election.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 12:39 (three days ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/09/us/politics/barron-trump-gop-national-convention.html
― scott seward, Thursday, 9 May 2024 13:36 (two days ago) link
some The Omen-type shit
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Thursday, 9 May 2024 14:16 (two days ago) link
He does the Cyber...
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 May 2024 14:17 (two days ago) link
Susan Necheles just noted that Stormy Daniels has “an online store where you sell merchandise,” accusing her of “shilling” online. Daniels responds: “Not unlike Mr. Trump.”
Necheles implies directly that she made up her story of sex with Trump. But if it weren’t true, Daniels replies, “I would have written it to be a lot better,” drawing laughter in the courtroom.
― scott seward, Thursday, 9 May 2024 16:30 (two days ago) link
Reading the NYTimes live updates from the Trump trial the thing that comes through most clearly is that Maggie Haberman really is not a very intelligent person. Her posts attempt to offer insight/analysis, but are just the most vapid, "this could be important" bullshit possible. She is as unreflective as her subject.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 9 May 2024 19:31 (two days ago) link
the horror
Donald Trump dangled a brazen “deal” in front of some of the top US oil bosses last month, proposing that they give him $1bn for his White House re-election campaign and vowing that once back in office he would instantly tear up Joe Biden’s environmental regulations and prevent any new ones, according to a bombshell new report.
According to the Washington Post, the former US president made his jaw-dropping pitch, which the paper described as “remarkably blunt and transactional”, at a dinner at his Mar-a-Lago home and club.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 May 2024 19:55 (two days ago) link
the abyss will gaze back etc xp
― Clay, Thursday, 9 May 2024 19:57 (two days ago) link
I really, really hate that I cannot be shocked anymore. These last 10 years have really done a number.
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:01 (two days ago) link
oh they've really got him this timeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................
― scott seward, Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:05 (two days ago) link
oh c'mon we'd do the same
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:05 (two days ago) link
Hey why not? He doesn't want the planet to go on existing after he's gone anyway.
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:06 (two days ago) link
At least the news leaked, I guess
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:10 (two days ago) link
https://www.xxlmag.com/joe-biden-kendrick-lamar-euphoria-diss-donald-trump/
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:18 (two days ago) link
Was that a good idea?
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 9 May 2024 20:52 (two days ago) link
trump has proven again & again that 'campaign contributions' are just mad money that he can use for whatever the fuck he wants
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 May 2024 21:02 (two days ago) link
Pretty fatigued about the present, but I'm really quite worried that a generation of voters will grow up thinking all this is normal presidential behavior.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 9 May 2024 21:02 (two days ago) link
a generation of voters will grow up like the rest of us have throughout the history of our species, with not enough standing up to the kids like 2scoops who inherit most of the money. there will be ingenious excuses though!
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 9 May 2024 21:11 (two days ago) link
the messengers will be shushed, dismissed as stale, told to the clever got this, silenced ;)
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 9 May 2024 21:14 (two days ago) link
the awkward one ganged up on and beaten, brutalized, surrounded and pummeled by the hillbilly bullies. don't look! they might see you! it's not your problem! the requiem of an evolutionary primate branch, a world heating up!
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 9 May 2024 21:20 (two days ago) link
Trump stops on his way out of court to touch Jeanine Pirro’s shoulder. It’s the happiest he’s seemed all morning.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 May 2024 15:47 (yesterday) link
one little light sexual harassment for the road
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 May 2024 15:55 (yesterday) link
Today in "Maggie Haberman is a vapid idiot":
A curiosity that’s interesting to court-watchers in the room today: a very visible, dark spindle of hairspray running through Trump’s dyed blond hair, on the left side of his head over his ear.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Friday, 10 May 2024 16:03 (yesterday) link
boredom loves company
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 May 2024 17:05 (yesterday) link
Visible, dark spindle of hairspray Agenbite of inwitYes I will yes
https://static.independent.co.uk/2020/11/20/08/rudy%20giuliani.jpg
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:40 (yesterday) link