Shante, You Stay! Polling The Greatest 'RuPaul's Drag Race' Queens

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Polling while the iron's hot. I pulled every queen who was ever in their season's top 3 (or 4 in some cases), who was brought back for a second chance, who was voted Miss Congeniality, or was a member of an All-Stars cast. And there's even be one or two stray queens that I deemed to be clearly among the show's upper echelon, in order to bring it up to 50 candidates.

Gentlemen, start your engines. And ...

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Alaska 6
Katya 6
Alyssa Edwards 4
Sasha Velour 2
Jinkz Monsoon 1
Jujubee 1
Sharon Needles 1
Tammie Brown 1
Laganja Estranja 1
Latrice Royale 1
Raven 0
Raja 0
Phi Phi O'Hara 0
Peppermint 0
Pearl 0
Rebecca Glasscock 0
Roxxxy Andrews 0
Willam 0
Violet Chachki 0
Tyra Sanchez 0
Trixie Mattel 0
Trinity Taylor 0
Tatianna 0
Shea Couleé 0
Shannel 0
Shangela 0
Yara Sofia 0
Pandora Boxx 0
Ongina 0
Nina Flowers 0
Coco Montrese 0
Chad Michaels 0
Carmen Carrera 0
Bob the Drag Queen 0
Biana Del Rio 0
Ben De La Crème 0
BeBe Zahara Benet 0
Alexis Mateo 0
Courtney Act 0
Cynthia Lee Fontaine 0
Delta Work 0
Naomi Smalls 0
Morgan McMichaels 0
Mimi Imfurst 0
Manila Luzon 0
Kim Chi 0
Jiggly Caliente 0
Ivy Winters 0
Ginger Minj 0
Adore Delano 0


Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 14 July 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

Okay come on, I KNOW I'm not the only person on here watching.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 10:38 AM (four years ago)

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

Im a hipster and went with Sharon.. my honorable mentions go to Adore, Latrice, Chad and Alaska

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

I'm gonna have to give this some thought

right now my short list is

Raven
Alaska
Katya
Bianca
Willam

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 July 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

(yay for putting together this poll, Eric!! )

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 July 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

And I have to pick one?

ARRRRGH.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 July 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

yeah this is like the least fun game of lifeboat ever

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 July 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

I dunno if I can support Willam as my greatest drag queen. He was too inside-baseball for his own good and it got him kicked off the show ...besides you can't be great if you don't fucking win! That's the whole point of doing the show!

god

I love him so much tho

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 July 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

Willam won in life though.

I have to be a pedant and note that the name of the season 5 winner is spelled Jinkx.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

Also Alyssa never won but her career has exploded because of the show.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

Anyway, my shortlist:

Jinkx (season 5 was the first I watched)
Sasha (recency bias!)
Nina Flowers (without whom Sasha wouldn't exist)
Alaska
Miss Fame
Shangela

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

i considered sasha but checked my recency bias lol

shangela?

leee

cmon

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

She did a commentary track on an episode with Alaska, and Shange was 10 times funnier. Also, box jokes.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 15 July 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link

you are easily charmed, my friend

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link

Nina Flowers is straight fire tho

she's like Drag Race's Nina Hagen - complete badass who defies category

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link

Alyssa Edwards
Bob the Drag Queen
coco montrese
Jinkx Monsoon
Latrice Royale
Pearl

Write in for Chi-Chi Devayne.

Worst: Courtney Act.

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

Also worst: the Britney Spears one.

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link

Derrick Barry

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link

Argh! Sorry about the Jinkx typo.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

This is too difficult. Just one?

Amusingly, this poll has accidentally spoiled season five for me. I'm in the middle of rewatching it, and had sort of got it into my head that Alaska won it. Why did I think that?

trishyb, Saturday, 15 July 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

I never really get on with the queens who spend their time telling other queens what to do. It was fine when Latrice went off on one about the Snatch Game, because that was ridiculous carry-on, but Bianca's constant disapproval of everyone else's behaviour kind of got on my wick a bit.

I think Alaska, Raven, Sharon, Jinkx, Jiggly, and Jujubee are my favourites. I will have to think about this, though.

trishyb, Saturday, 15 July 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

jujubee is so fun

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link

Haven't seen a ton of this show but Alaska is kind of definitive.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

Always and forever... Alaska Thunderfuck!

Runners up: Alyssa, Sharon, Raja and Raven.

LeRooLeRoo, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

Amusingly, this poll has accidentally spoiled season five for me.

That's a shame, it was a thrilling shock when we found out that Roxxxy won.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

where is Valentina??

Karl Malone, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

voted Katya

Karl Malone, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

Could've sworn I had Valentina down! Ah well. Chalk another hit up for Farrah Moan.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

argh. this, as Ned said, requires much and deep thought. but if pushing to get 50 and top 4 being one of the criteria how come no chi chi devayne? another write in from me at least for consideration.

H in Addis, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

<3 Chi Chi!

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

chchideVAYne

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 July 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

Robbed!

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Sunday, 16 July 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

Season 5 update: someone needs to shake Roxxy Andrews and say, chill out love, you're a bloke in a dress.

trishyb, Sunday, 16 July 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

I never understood the big deal about Roxxy.

This, on the other hand....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyPpQxNH__w

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link

It's Alyssa. In a walk.

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

katya
valentina
bianca del rio
willam
trixie mattel
alyssa edwards
latrice royale
tammie brown
ongina
milk

clouds, Sunday, 23 July 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

Instantly my new number one choice

Hey @realDonaldTrump " look how fucking Orange you look girl"

— Coco Montrese (@cocomontrese) July 26, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:11 (six years ago) link

LOL <3

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 July 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link

Coco milking that one joke for all its worth.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Thursday, 27 July 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

And, um, it was Alyssa's joke.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 July 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

After careful consideration, and with particular apologies to the two queens that got me into the show in the first place (Sharon and Jinkx), this is Katya.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 04:26 (six years ago) link

i think so for me too. her improv is like, amy sedaris-level good

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 04:33 (six years ago) link

and her style is a dumpster fever dream

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 04:34 (six years ago) link

I loved Katya on Season 7, but I feel like Trixie has showed she has the better comedic chops on UNHhhh. She is very quick witted and has a great delivery and basically just makes Katya laugh the whole episode.

LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

trixie is pretty magical, it is true

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

Polling while the iron's hot.

Evidently not.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

Understandable tie

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

Biggest surprise is Bianca Del Rio getting 0 votes. She's usually the most beloved and respected queen among the fans.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

Bianca never hit my funny bone; for me, that season, aside from Joslyn and Ben, was awful to watch.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

i love that season

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

on a personal note I saw a job listing to work as a paralegal at world of wonder and the connection was lost on me.. I emailed them about the job a month too late yesterday secretly hoping they haven't filled it yet. =|

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

SPY ON THE INSIDE

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

Ben and Joslyn were my favorite from Season 6 too, but I thought it was a great season. I mean, Milk, Adore, Gia, Laganja! Trinity's lipsyncs! The Rusical! The Snatch Game! Those Untucks! "Sissy That Walk"! Ornacia! It's a classic.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

The only season I remember being a letdown in real-time was S8. Never got where S7 got the horrible rep.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

I disliked S7's random "shocking" eliminations (Trixie, Max, Katya). The editing was very heavy handed and they seemed to be trying to recreate the same thing that happened in S6 with Milk and Dela. Also way too many acting group challenges.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

Never got where S7 got the horrible rep.

Same. Katya alone elevates it, and I love Miss Fame for all her space cadet beauty. I mean, chickens!

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Thursday, 17 August 2017 03:24 (six years ago) link

Katya, Ginger, Miss Fame, Trixie, Katya, Violet, Katya ...

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 August 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link


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