Baby Driver 1.The trailer is awful. 2. It's called Baby Driver.
― I'm make-believe. (jed_), Friday, 21 July 2017 08:09 (six years ago) link
I thought Baby Driver was the worst title ever until I saw the trailer for Atomic Blonde
― Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Friday, 21 July 2017 08:10 (six years ago) link
About 20 years ago a friend told me: watch HIGNFY tonight, my comedian cousin is on it. He was a desperately unfunny smug twat and I ripped my friend + he agreed that he was nauseatingly bad. 20 years later that unfunny hack somehow stole a living with various R4 comedy-fail projects and "humorous books" and his sprog is the current Spiderman, which I intend to avoid just as much as I did his dad's fucking shite comedy.
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 08:22 (six years ago) link
Haha
― I'm make-believe. (jed_), Friday, 21 July 2017 08:24 (six years ago) link
Dunkirk - jingoistic thrash + tasteless technical demonstration is not something I want to spend a nanosecond of my life sitting through.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2017 08:27 (six years ago) link
It is more of a tv movie, but I can't motivate myself to watch Ozark, from what I've read about it it sounds like BJH's decline is terminal. And I didn't like Snowpiercer at all either. But it is very disappointing that the director of Memories of Murder, Mother and The Host is putting out such mediocrity these days.
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 08:38 (six years ago) link
Oh *that guy*!
― I'm make-believe. (jed_), Friday, 21 July 2017 08:48 (six years ago) link
What? Don't you mean Okja?
― I'm make-believe. (jed_), Friday, 21 July 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link
Seconding Dunkirk - a rescue mission that was mostly about saving people is admitidely kinda the best case scenario for a war movie, but Nolan is a ponderous fuck and a WWII setting will maximize that I reckogn.
Spoderman because it is too long for a Spoderman film.
Valerian because I like the comics and don't trust Besson with them.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 21 July 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link
Dunkirk cos what xyz says and also fuck nolans use of his own talent
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 21 July 2017 08:53 (six years ago) link
apparently Nolan's jingoism has extended to ignoring the 120000 French evacuees, but jingoism aside he is such an empty pile of bombastic wank. all his movies should be burned imo and critics giving this shite 5 star reviews publicly shamed.
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link
Don't hold back, cal.
― I'm make-believe. (jed_), Friday, 21 July 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link
Seriously though, how can crits like Bradshaw not get disciplinary warnings for misconduct after giving 5 star reviews to Nolan trash?
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 09:16 (six years ago) link
why are all popcorn movies over 2 hours long now? apes, spider-man, valerian...
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 21 July 2017 09:16 (six years ago) link
Dunkirk isn't.
― I'm make-believe. (jed_), Friday, 21 July 2017 09:24 (six years ago) link
but i bet dunkirk will feel like it
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 21 July 2017 09:46 (six years ago) link
I don't want to see Dunkirk because 1) soldiers trapped under fire sounds to me like disaster porn, and 2) I recently saw Their Finest, in which they make a movie about the Dunkirk evacuation. Too soon! On the other hand, 70MM screenings in (certain) multiplex theaters.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Friday, 21 July 2017 09:59 (six years ago) link
A Man's Life (novel) Smashwords, 2012
― imago, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
ilb hateread project imo
Yeah, it's a pretty shit tendency. Works ok for the apes one though to be fair.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
jesus, I think that A Mans Life novel is written by the spiderman actor's smug prick of a dad I was talking about upthread!
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:06 (six years ago) link
'
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:07 (six years ago) link
‘A top notch stand-up who everyone should see’ The Daily Telegraph
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:29 (six years ago) link
people who are shit in multiple fields
― over-the-counter sexual-harassment products (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2017 10:29 (six years ago) link
i don't wanna see any of the usual guff this year because just stop already but on the other hand if that's your bag knock yourself out, i'm getting pretty good at ignoring stuff unless i have to talk to a fanchild
― over-the-counter sexual-harassment products (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link
I feel glad I gave Dunkirk six stars now.
― Frederik B, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:44 (six years ago) link
lol! I can never tell if you are joking or not about your Nolan love.
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:49 (six years ago) link
http://pov.international/en-impressionistisk-filmoplevelse/
― Frederik B, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:55 (six years ago) link
I thoroughly agreed with your appraisal of Son Of Saul (which wasn't universally loved), fwiw Fred. But completely disagree with you here. But I'm sure you won't lose any sleep!
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link
Ha, did you see I compared the two films?
― Frederik B, Friday, 21 July 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link
no, my Danish is non-existent, just remembered your thread.
― calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link
Praying for Danish film crit rn
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link
If I put Fred's review through google translator I wonder if I'll get more sense than I do out of Fred's posts on here.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link
That fucking morrissey film.
― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Saturday, 22 July 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link
Oh yeah "and why": because it looks like the most unappealing thing imaginable. There are hundreds of ppl involved in getting something to the screen and, to indulge my inner imago/calzino for a sec, in this case each one is a terrible cunt who should fucking die in penury :-D
― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Saturday, 22 July 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link
I think Jerry Lee Lewis was otm when he said the musical biopic made about him should have been titled "Great Balls of Shit". It is hard enough to like any musical biopics, even if you like the artist. In recent memory, Born To be Blue wasn't entirely terrible, but not exactly breaking the mould either. But this monstrosity should have been throttled at birth, and fuck the wretched movie as well!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 July 2017 13:48 (six years ago) link
wins otm x 1000,000,000,000
― In Search of the Turricle's Navel (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
All the shit biopics that come out and no-one's had the balls to make The GG Allin Story. Now that I'd see.
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 July 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
Give James Franco a few more years
― circa1916, Saturday, 22 July 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link
And that's the one they can actually call Great Balls of Shit.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 July 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 July 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
The Ready Player One trailer just went up. Everything I hate about nostalgia, nerds and pop culture wrapped up in a handy package.
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 July 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
not looking good at all, had to check it wasn't a Michael Bay joint.
― calzino, Saturday, 22 July 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link
here's a podcast episode that shits great balls on the book: http://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2014/06/19/010-ready-player-one-w-mike-sacco/
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link
The only films I have to actively avoid are Iron Man and Die Hard films because they're on tv everyday and some family members somehow don't tire of them.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D4ECVLm4Ro
I don't know anything about the actual story behind this guy's life, so for all I know the material is there for a really interesting treatment of an important and impressive life, but this looks like the biggest pile of Oscar-bait bullshit ever. Also, "Directed by Andy Serkis."
― the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link
finally a British movie about posh twats
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
Exploitative shite that Will be loved by people who actually support throwing disabled/terminally ill people onto the streets.
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
and it has fucking Tom Holland in it, playing twins.
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link
Okja was quite disappointing. It starts off cute, then turns into a "LET ME HAMMER VEGANISM UPON YE LIKE SO MANY MORRISEYS".
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2017 04:14 (six years ago) link
(sorry thats not a thread answer, its just someone mentioned BJH upthread)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link
An Eli Roth remake of Death Wish, starring Bruce Willis, and set in Chicago.
UGH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_I4zqC7GN8
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
Death Wish is sort of funny as a relic, not so much as NRA fantasy in 2017.
― jmm, Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
Stumbled across Newness while looking at forthcoming projects of my go-to guy for films I don't want to see: Ridley Scott:
I don't want to see it because it's directed by this guy:
http://i.imgur.com/p4pxj6P.jpg
and it's called Newness
and the IMDb synopsis reads:
In contemporary Los Angeles, two millennials navigating a social media-driven hookup culture begin a relationship that pushes both emotional and physical boundaries.
― Alba, Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
Roth seems to have a very alt right bee in his bonnet
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link
Just what our culture needs, a movie that shows that what Chicago really needs is a white savior to shoot black people. Can't see what could possibly go wrong!!
(btw is that Elizabeth Shue playing Willis's wife?!)
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
best part of the Death Wish movies is when a kindly old black lady thnx Charles Bronson for coming into her neighborhood & blowing ppl away— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 3, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
Has anyone seen he trailer for the Jumanji 2017 reboot? It looks like a film my 9 year old would actually really like, but I may have to drop him off at the theater all alone.
― smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 3 August 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
You know how you thought that the only thing missing from Oliver Stone's 9/11 movie was Charlie Sheen? Well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bj3ZWKINq8
― the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 August 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
another soderbergh heist movie. he's got, what, 3 good movies out of 25 made?
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 31 August 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, August 3, 2017 12:14 AM
I have little patience for preachy veganism, but I found it was negligible here. Flying shit and Tilda Swinton playing the Trumps compensated.
(the heroine and her grandpa eat chicken & fish btw)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link