'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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Controversial invisible handball thread.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 10:57 (five months ago) Permalink

Real posters you don't have to Google only.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:01 (five months ago) Permalink

didn't we lose the liverpool title in recent years? we're in the hunt for little more than fourth, if anyone deserves to be given the "will fuck up the title no matter what" based on recent years it's spurs.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:17 (five months ago) Permalink

I think you'll be heavily involved in the title race this year, give or take a new defensive signing or two.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:30 (five months ago) Permalink

Salah / Manè should be fantastic.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:32 (five months ago) Permalink

Also putting Spurs in the thread title will only encourage people.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:32 (five months ago) Permalink

Fullback situation looks very dodgy for Liverpool though.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:34 (five months ago) Permalink

ffs

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:39 (five months ago) Permalink

minute we give away a corner you think "prob gonna concede a goal here" and so it proves

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:40 (five months ago) Permalink

*Deletes Liverpool from thread title*

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:40 (five months ago) Permalink

watford look by far the better team here

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:42 (five months ago) Permalink

this is fucking painful - how can they be this bad so soon

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:57 (five months ago) Permalink

Mane is so good.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:58 (five months ago) Permalink

that flick tho

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (five months ago) Permalink

he really is. word of my post obv reached the pitch. lovely goal.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (five months ago) Permalink

xpost

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (five months ago) Permalink

henderson is worryingly shit so far.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (five months ago) Permalink

football!

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:02 (five months ago) Permalink

almost have to laugh

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:02 (five months ago) Permalink

they look brittle and scared every time watford have the ball in and around the box tbh. fucking joke to still be so bad at the back.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:02 (five months ago) Permalink

Going to be 4-3 again.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:04 (five months ago) Permalink

Mignolet there going for the counter and obligingly rolling the ball straight to a Watford player.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:12 (five months ago) Permalink

Stop calling him Okaku ffs.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:14 (five months ago) Permalink

Liverpool look flat as fuck here

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:14 (five months ago) Permalink

Firmino has been completely anonymous and none of this back four looks remotely like Champions League standard.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:18 (five months ago) Permalink

Salah's shooting has been pretty entertaining

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:28 (five months ago) Permalink

henderson the worst culprit but can has no real creativity either. would take a draw here in an instant.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:33 (five months ago) Permalink

truth is liverpool will concede at least one more in this game, at the very least that is. they might score another.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:33 (five months ago) Permalink

how can a pro deny that is a penalty? like it couldn't be more obvious.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:46 (five months ago) Permalink

So Firmino is playing after all.

Good too be back, EPL.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:47 (five months ago) Permalink

my stream broke as firmino was about to hit the penalty - terrifying.

xpost also hooray for salah's first goal

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:47 (five months ago) Permalink

Two games, 12 goals is pretty good going.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:48 (five months ago) Permalink

Even allowing for inflation, Firmino must be worth at least 6 Tony Galvins.

calzino, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:49 (five months ago) Permalink

if we ever invent time travel and cloning i'd like to watch vast matches featuring legions of trevor francises pitted against the same number of dean saunderses

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:51 (five months ago) Permalink

Nice to see someone make a save, I didn't realise the rules still allowed that.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:53 (five months ago) Permalink

that sub right back for watford is muck

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:54 (five months ago) Permalink

Watford falling apart rn

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:55 (five months ago) Permalink

trent aa is v young but he does look p solid to me

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:56 (five months ago) Permalink

touch wood

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:56 (five months ago) Permalink

Falling apart indeed, but even this breakaway from Watford leads to comedy capers in Pool's defense

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:57 (five months ago) Permalink

i think the problems in the defence are so deep that one player won't fix them, even if they can sign vvd or whatever. there's a rot there for a long time now.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:59 (five months ago) Permalink

trent aa is v young but he does look p solid to me

he definitely has good delivery

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:00 (five months ago) Permalink

yeah he played a beautiful cross earlier that was well cut out

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:01 (five months ago) Permalink

I hate giving Murdoch clicks, but the BBC don't seem to be capable of providing a functional latest scores page, so fuck them.

calzino, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:07 (five months ago) Permalink

can't believe it's going to be another season of butt-clenching scorelines like this in the last 15 mins. some lost, some held.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:08 (five months ago) Permalink

could be a blessing in disguise, as they might try and get vvd after all now

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:11 (five months ago) Permalink

just need to southampton grant vvd his dream while preventing coutinho from making the worst decision of his life.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:13 (five months ago) Permalink

Oh dear.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:22 (five months ago) Permalink

amazing

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:23 (five months ago) Permalink

mignolet own goal it seems.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:24 (five months ago) Permalink

how does the Salah goal compare to the Rooney goal

#TeamHailing (imago), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:32 (two days ago) Permalink

Similar, but Rooney's was about twenty yards further out

Number None, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:34 (two days ago) Permalink

Glory unto TWP; it is written

#TeamHailing (imago), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:35 (two days ago) Permalink

Mane one is my favourite, he just absolutely cunted it.

Matt DC, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:41 (two days ago) Permalink

Here we go then lol

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:42 (two days ago) Permalink

yup

gbx, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:44 (two days ago) Permalink

:o

nxd, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:51 (two days ago) Permalink

LOL

gbx, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:51 (two days ago) Permalink

congratulations to Arsenal, today's real winners

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:58 (two days ago) Permalink

Pity they got it back to 4-3, otherwise Man City and Celtic would have both lost their unbeaten records 4-1 to serial underachievers.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 January 2018 18:09 (two days ago) Permalink

someone finally gave it Giggseh

Ryan Giggs is set to be confirmed as the new Wales manager on Monday.

The Football Association of Wales has called a news conference for Monday afternoon in Cardiff, where the former Manchester United winger is expected to be unveiled.

Provided there is no late hitch, Giggs will be announced as the successor to Chris Coleman, who left for Sunderland in November.

Number None, Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:12 (two days ago) Permalink

What is a season in international terms

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:17 (two days ago) Permalink

All of wales hoping for a late hitch

i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:17 (two days ago) Permalink

Second choice is Craig Bellamy so idk if a hitch is really what they need.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:58 (two days ago) Permalink

Murphy and Shearer both throwing him under the bus on motd says it all for that boys' club. Hope he's a disaster

i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 14 January 2018 23:33 (two days ago) Permalink

blind Giggsehism vs blind nationalism, TS!

calzino, Sunday, 14 January 2018 23:40 (two days ago) Permalink

They did vote Brexit I guess so maybe they're buzzing at the prospect

i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 14 January 2018 23:43 (two days ago) Permalink

And I have a bit of a soft spot for Wales because snowdonia and also my dad was brought up there

i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 14 January 2018 23:45 (two days ago) Permalink

Bellamy is going to be in charge for the friendlies apparently

groovypanda, Monday, 15 January 2018 10:26 (yesterday) Permalink

is that loveable climate change denier D Bellamy? on the left I mean.

international manager is such a nothingy job for Giggseh, no real stakes means no real enjoyment when the lad fails abjectly

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 10:50 (yesterday) Permalink

Otm. It's easiest job out there.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 11:47 (yesterday) Permalink

Lambo in at Stoke. They're down.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 January 2018 12:18 (yesterday) Permalink

oh shit Cyrille Regis has died ;_:

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 15 January 2018 12:25 (yesterday) Permalink

xp

god almighty another bloke that's given up on football and life supporting Stoke must feel like doing hard time which is as it should be obv

not xp

yeah a colleague told me about Cyrille this morning, that's a sad one for sure

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 12:26 (yesterday) Permalink

there ought to be a non-trying penalty for making appointments like that.

calzino, Monday, 15 January 2018 12:28 (yesterday) Permalink

on the other hand we're trying to offload Ben Marshall so this could be handy

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 12:29 (yesterday) Permalink

when he was at Wednesday they used to call him Ben 10. I presume he's more like Ben 6.3 these days.

calzino, Monday, 15 January 2018 12:33 (yesterday) Permalink

not sure if he's started since Nuno arrived, we have to recoup some of our outrageous and unfair spending somehow

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 12:38 (yesterday) Permalink

this is a song about a superhero named tony, it's called tony's theme

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 15 January 2018 20:13 (yesterday) Permalink

1-0 pic.twitter.com/0MoGtrElRg

— UTDGIF (@UTDGIF) January 15, 2018

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 15 January 2018 20:14 (yesterday) Permalink

Mata doesn't need to dive ffs

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 20:34 (yesterday) Permalink

this is a song about a superhero named tony, it's called tony's theme

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 15 January 2018 20:39 (yesterday) Permalink

Martial earning that Arsenal move

we've been shite and all

Number None, Monday, 15 January 2018 20:40 (yesterday) Permalink

City have ended their interest in Sanchez apparently...

Number None, Monday, 15 January 2018 21:03 (yesterday) Permalink

walcott to everton done deal
swansea after gameiro and gaitan :D

nxd, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:28 (eleven hours ago) Permalink

Everton very eager to become the biggest has-been-bin of the PL

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:34 (ten hours ago) Permalink

If only there was a snappier way to say it eh

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:40 (ten hours ago) Permalink

Big Sam knows

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:46 (ten hours ago) Permalink

Tosun/ Bolasie/ Walcott/ Sigurdsson isn’t that bad as a front four on paper tbh and I’m confident they’ll do ok in most games in the remaining fifteen minutes after Rooney has been subbed.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:51 (ten hours ago) Permalink

They've got Schneiderlin withering away there too.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:57 (ten hours ago) Permalink

That one game when they play Walcott and Lennon together is going to be crazy.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:22 (nine hours ago) Permalink

ha i presume this will pave the way for sad photos of aaron lennon at the brittania

nxd, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:22 (nine hours ago) Permalink

Poch response to real speculation is a lot less firm than usual

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:33 (nine hours ago) Permalink

looks like we have a little sánchez-mkhitaryan-aubameyang circle of transfers too

nxd, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:35 (eight hours ago) Permalink

xp That'd be a risky choice: my back-of-an-envelope reckoning is that, of all the managers Aaron Lennon has played under before Allardyce, only Martinez is currently managing a team.

Tim, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:43 (eight hours ago) Permalink

I'm not even joking when I say Walcott would unequivocally improve that Everton team, but what's the deal with Ademola Lookman?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:49 (eight hours ago) Permalink

riotously talented free spirit with iffy teamwork

#TeamHailing (imago), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 14:52 (eight hours ago) Permalink

Why are there so many reports about Chelsea bidding for Andy Carroll?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 16:22 (seven hours ago) Permalink


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