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Poll Results
Option | Votes |
Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically. | 8 |
Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nucl | 8 |
Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse. | 3 |
Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses. | 3 |
Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs. | 2 |
Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quic | 1 |
John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives. | 1 |
Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where | 0 |
Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas. | 0 |
Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. | 0 |
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