the most acute physical pain you've ever experienced

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describe it here. describe it real hard.

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

i'm lucky i guess. i think mine was the aftermath of a tooth extraction, said tooth being not quite ready to retire. Or breaking my arm as a kid. Or maybe a tooth abscess idk

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

Stepping on a discarded lit cigarette, barefoot, when I was nine.

WilliamC, Friday, 13 October 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link

can't believe this hasn't been asked, or is it just that banal?

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link

Pneumonia, when I coughed on one of the rare occasions I was able to stand. Down like a stringcut puppet making a face that I've only seen on William Dafoe.

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 13 October 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

I'd say mine was in 1999, when I decided to try getting in shape through a regimen that include rollerblading. Which was a stupid idea, because I had always been a shitty roller skater as a kid. So the very first time I tried the rollerblades, I was on a mixed-use path in a local park, fell and instantly broke my right tibia. It was literally all I could do to keep from rolling over and vomiting from the pain. The bone was broken and the swelling began instantly, but everything was stuck in the shaft of the rollerblade. When my wife caught up to me I was just screaming "Get it off! Get it off!" Then, when I got the the ER, they had to cut my sock off to examine the leg, and just the barest contact of the scissors with my skin sent off nausea-inducing pain.

I got a plate and 7 pins out of that break, for the rest of my life. Yay!

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 13 October 2017 12:58 (six years ago) link

jesus christ!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 October 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link

Broken ankle. I got some metal screwed into it that still gives me hell 10 years later. After the op I got a bad case of cellulitis, and every time I needed to get my ankle upright there would a burning sensation like it was literally on fire for few minutes.

calzino, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

Years ago I put my hand through my bathroom door inset window - by accident, and I wasn't drunk! But the glass cut through an artery and a nerve and I was Reservoir Dogs-ing all over the room.

Weirdly enough I don't remember it hurting at the time - the body is an amazing thing - but it fucking *killed* once it was all bandaged up.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

I guess it's going to be a common theme, but I would also say the time I had an abscessed tooth. It was too painful to eat anything and I was out of the country and waiting to see my dentist back home.

o. nate, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link

my tooth abscess was so sudden and so painful that, my circumstances finding me downtown with absolutely no cash or cards, I ducked into a CVS and stole a bottle or Orajel! i'm way too timorous to steal so i knew i was in urgent pain

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link

similar story to Chuck...

About 15 years ago, I was helping my wife (then girlfriend) move out of her apartment. She had a full length mirror taped to her wall. I tried prying it off the wall and the whole thing shattered. One of the shards of mirror sliced right through my wrist. There was tons of blood and it was very scary, but luckily she lived right next to a hospital, so we just rushed right over and got me sewed up. The initial injury was more frightening than painful, the real pain came after. For a good month after the injury, any slight touch or bump on my hand caused intense pain, like a lightning bolt going through my hand and wrist.

Moodles, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:33 (six years ago) link

My most serious injury has been a fractured skull in an automobile accident, but I have no recollection of that and just woke up in the hospital. Second place would be when I had a burst appendix. Worst night of pain I’ve ever had before I went to the doctor the next day and went immediately into surgery.

Jeff, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

going to be hard to beat

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

i had a horrible migrane a few years ago. imo there is nothing worse - you can't lay down, you can't go to sleep, asprin doesn't help, it's unbearable, inescapable.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 October 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link

toothache, nothing is worse than the brutal mind-fogging agony of toothache

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 October 2017 13:48 (six years ago) link

I have:

*fallen off a bicycle directly onto my face twice
*hurtled downhill on an unstoppable bicycle and gone through a fiberglass garage door
*tripped and managed to fall on my hands except that one of those hands went right into the hot coals and flames of a raging bonfire
*semi-regularly sustained deep gashes that have somehow managed to avoid nicking any major blood vessels (currently nursing a beauty I sustained right on my knuckle)

And on and on. None of these have come within spitting distance of the pain of a bad toothache.

the scarest move i ever seen is scary move 4 (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

i had a horrible migrane a few years ago. imo there is nothing worse - you can't lay down, you can't go to sleep, asprin doesn't help, it's unbearable, inescapable.

Yes, I have had one of these where all I could basically do is weep and wish that I could levitate so that I could lie down without touching anything.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

When I had an agonising kidney stone I was told by a nurse that its the worst pain a man can feel. Don't know how true this is, or how one could measure such a thing, just hope I don't ever experience anything worse.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

Infection of the middle-ear. I wanted to drive kebab skewers into my eyes.

Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

No contest: trigeminal neuralgia. Which I have. It's not called "the suicide disease" for nothing. It's like being stabbed in the face with knives and tasered at the same time. I really don't know any pain like it. Like a monster in your head trying to knife it's way out.

I'm extremely fortunate that I've found medication that practically made me pain-free. Others aren't so lucky.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

When I was between the ages of 12-14, I used to get crippling migraines just about once a week. I would get this pulsating pain in my head that would grow more severe over a few hours, extreme light sensitivity, and I would hallucinate these blinding, flashing lights of my own (the flashing would start first, that's how I knew I would get one). The only way to fix them: lay down in complete darkness for two hours, lie down on the bathroom floor for 30 minutes, vomit, then go to sleep. When I would wake up, I would feel mostly better. I had medication that I would take if i felt one coming on that would theoretically make my migraines less severe, but really all the medicine did was make me vomit a little sooner.

I haven't had a migraine since I was 14. I have no idea why these migraines stopped as suddenly as they started. Maybe the blood vessels in my head reacted poorly to puberty? But anyway, I'm glad they're gone for the time being--it would be hard to hold down a job if I had to leave and immerse myself in darkness for hours at a time once a week.

bodak horseman (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

I have tinnitus that comes and goes. I sometimes wonder whether continuous mild annoyance is better or worse than temporary but excruciating pain.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

Pneumonia aged 18, completely unable to breath without intense physical pain in one lung for 24hrs or so.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

life being absurd and capricious it's already hard enough to keep truckin'. i've always been fascinated by the question of how a chronic painful condition would affect my outlook/basic philosophy. strangely it'd probably be for the better

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

I had a collapsed lung in college. At first it just felt like my back was particularly sore that day, which wasn't a surprise because it was spring break and I was drinking a lot and sleeping on couches. The pain increased throughout the day until it was very bad that night, progressing to something that felt like bad heartburn. I was the only one of our friends who was over 21 though, so I still made a liquor store run for everybody, collapsing on the ground once in pain on the way back. I STILL just thought it was very bad heartburn though until the next afternoon when I started feeling numb in one arm. Someone pointed out that was a symptom of a heart attack, so I finally went to the hospital where they admitted me for emergency surgery.

THE PAIN: when the anesthesia wore off after surgery I woke up screaming. All I knew was pain. The doctors rushed in and instructed me about the morphine drip button and I quickly went back under. For the next few months I was in a lot of pain as I recovered, but never as bad as it was during that minute. Whenever I consider whether a particular course of action is going to lead to pain for me, *that* pain is what I fear.

how's life, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

When I had an agonising kidney stone I was told by a nurse that its the worst pain a man can feel. Don't know how true this is, or how one could measure such a thing, just hope I don't ever experience anything worse.

― Ward Fowler, Friday, October 13, 2017 9:10 AM

I had a kidney stone about 5 years ago that gave me several weeks of discomfort culminating in about an hour of horribly intense pain. I had to rush out of my office and drive myself about 10 miles to the emergency room. I really wasn't sure if I'd make it, I was very worried that I was just going to pass out while driving 70 mph on the highway. The annoying thing is that while I was in the ER waiting room feeling like I could keel over at any moment, the pain just abruptly evaporated, but of course I still got to pay the full ER and CT scan bills. They found more stones in my kidneys, and there have been a few brief times since where I thought one was moving, but luckily I haven't had to experience this again so far.

Moodles, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link

I've had worse injuries but I bang my toes into shit all the fucking time like an idiot and it hurts worse than anything

Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

Dislocated and immediately relocated kneecap. Like someone had pulled my kneecap off sideways and then rammed it back again.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link

i bit a hole through my tounge doing the long jump in like 7th grade. don't ask

global tetrahedron, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

i've always been fascinated by the question of how a chronic painful condition would affect my outlook/basic philosophy. strangely it'd probably be for the better

Possibly! I was speaking once to the doctor who runs the tinnitus research dept at University of Cambridge. I said something like "I hate having tinnitus but weirdly I feel like it's made me a better person" and he said that was quite common, that chronic conditions made people "sadder but wiser".

The upside I guess is that it's chronic annoyance, rather than chronic pain. I'm actually part-paralysed in my left hand (after the bathroom window incident) and that is *way* less irritating than the tinnitus. Sometimes you end up thinking idiotic things like, "You know, I'd be happy to lose this hand altogether if it stopped the ear ringing." (These thoughts pass though.)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

Physical pain? Short-term I still remember the time I had my hand slammed in a car door and instinctively started screaming in pain at the top of my lungs. Once they opened the door there was no lasting damage, though. Gallstones were also really bad and longer-lasting. They put me on painkillers and it still was unbearably painful until they put me into surgery and took my gallbladder out.

My depression at its worst has been more painful than any physical pain I've ever experienced, though.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Friday, 13 October 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link

when I was a teenager I ran down a grassy knoll in Scotland and tripped over a curb at the bottom of the hill, forcing me to roll down a forest and ultimately crash into a traffic divider. one whole side of my body was fucked, so probably that

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 13 October 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

Definitely toothache, unimaginable agony that i would have done anything to stop, including almost pulling out the tooth with pliers. It blows my mind how painful toothache is and how the remedies don't really sort it out much, although in later life i discovered the classic Codeine and ice cubes metod. There's a bit in Martin Amis's autobiog 'Experience' where he goes to see a friend who had been accidentally caught up in a random armed robbery and shot in the stomach. He asks the fela "What did it feel like?" and he says "I've had worse toothaches.". So toothache; officially confirmed as worse than being shot.

piscesx, Friday, 13 October 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

I've had worse injuries but I bang my toes into shit all the fucking time like an idiot and it hurts worse than anything

― Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, October 13, 2017 9:44 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

I have such an outsized fear of this that I wear shoes almost 24/7 except when in bed or the shower.

WilliamC, Friday, 13 October 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

wolf that's OTM

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 13 October 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

Physical pain? Short-term I still remember the time I had my hand slammed in a car door and instinctively started screaming in pain at the top of my lungs. Once they opened the door there was no lasting damage, though.

I slammed my daughter's finger in my trunk a couple years back. I'm sure that's her most acute physical pain story. Also surprised that it turned out to just be an ice and ibuprofen kind of issue. Apparently this is not always the case.

how's life, Friday, 13 October 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

I've had worse injuries but I bang my toes into shit all the fucking time like an idiot and it hurts worse than anything

― Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, October 13, 2017 9:44 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

There's an aspect to toe-stubbing that might be unique -- the concomitant rage at yourself for letting it happen

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 October 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link

Sitting on the floor with toddler in my lap, turned and pinched a nerve in my back. It hurt, but then the pain kept building, to the point where all I could do was lie flat on my back. Any movement, every breath, was excruciating pain at the base of my spine. My wife finally had to call paramedics. My only ride in an ambulance!

Christopher Futterwacken (Dan Peterson), Friday, 13 October 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

xp Nah I get that if I bang my head on something

Cosign pneumonia and toothache, I have to say the initial sudden onset of back pain/spasms is pretty nasty too. Toothache maybe the worst of those.

good art is orange; great art is teal (wins), Friday, 13 October 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

One painful accident I had once was when I stood up on a tower scaffold under a long strand of 12 gauge galvanized wire that was hanging from the ceiling. It is the extremely tough wire that holds up suspended ceilings, so it is very painful when you unwittingly raise your head into some. It was one of them injuries that caused a huge flash of initial pain + much profuse bleeding, but ultimately just left a tiny gash on my head. When the site manager gave my "wound" the once over for the accident book he was like: All that fucking noise just for that little scratch.

calzino, Friday, 13 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

lower back muscle spasms

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

I kinda want to start one of those dumb billion-post hypothetical threads. Would you be without physical pain for the rest of your life in return for... something. Haven't thought it out tho.

"The" Blink-182 (wins), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

Would prob vote yes, pain sucks

"The" Blink-182 (wins), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

"Would you be without physical pain if it meant you would never feel happy"

"The" Blink-182 (wins), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

i've always been fascinated by the question of how a chronic painful condition would affect my outlook/basic philosophy. strangely it'd probably be for the better

Not sure if it changed my outlook or basic philosopy. Trigeminal neuralgia still hasn't been pinned down, the root cause is still not known, and if it's just bad luck I am kinda ok with that?

It do think it raises the threshold: tooth ache was the worst for me as well. Until I got this (I just got it out of the blue). I have had bad tooth ache after I got this condition but it's been much more bearable ever since. Knowing there's something way worse it didn't hurt as much. Which is a plus in a way.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 October 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

More thread derail here: there is a rare condition where infants are born without the ability to feel pain. They never know when they've hurt themselves and never experience negative feedback from physical harmful to teach them to avoid it. Burns, bruises, cuts, broken bones go mostly unnoticed. It isn't pretty.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Yeah I'm aware of that. Let's say in my deal with the devil the pain sense still exists, it just isn't painful

"The" Blink-182 (wins), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

i have been extremely lucky with this sort of thing. worst things i can remember are minor burns and electric shocks, car door being slammed on my fingers, bicycle crash which ended with my chin split open and road rash everywhere.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

I've only had one broken bone and it was a tiny fracture near my elbow that honestly didn't hurt much as long as I didn't move it.

BUT. When I was a kid, maybe 9, I was playing baseball with my friends in the front yard and in a heroic effort to get someone out, I snagged a grounder and dove to slap my non-gloved hand on the base. The good news is, my hand got there first and the runner was out. The bad news was, the kid running to the base trod full force on my naked thumb. The worse news is, we were using some flat garden stones as bases, so my thumb got crushed between a foot and a rock.

BUT. The even worse news is, when I went screaming into the house with my thumb swelling up like a hot air balloon, my parents took a look at it and said, "Oh, you need to reduce the pressure on that." Theoretically, this is a valid medial response -- fingernails and toe nails constrain the swelling of an injured digit, which can lead to intense pain, as was indeed the case. However. The home remedy that was applied was as follows: One of my parents, probably my dad, restrained me and held my hand out straight (me crying in agony the whole time). The other parent, probably my mom, proceeded to use a match and rubbing alcohol to sterilize a sewing needle, and then pushed the needle straight .... through ... my swollen ... unbelievably sensitive ... thumbnail ... into the flesh below. I screamed. And screamed. And ... nothing happened. No geyser of blood to relieve the swelling and the pressure. Nothing. So now I had a hugely swollen thumb AND a punctured thumbnail. I'm not sure which hurt more, it was just a giant throbbing locus of all the pain in the universe.

After that, somewhat sheepishly, my parents gave me a big icepack and just waited for the swelling to go down on its own.

I still love my parents, btw. But I have promised my children I will never under any circumstances push hot needles through their thumbnails.

When I was 8 for some reason one of my testicles decided to disappear into my abdomen, I think someone might have kicked me in the bollocks but that could be a coincidence. I just remember that I was at my grandparents house when I told my mum about it. I could feel it next to my hip bone. This is the only time I've ever stayed overnight in a hospital, they had to cut my scrotum open to get it back in again. Obviously I was anaesthetised when they did that, but it hurt like shit for ages afterwards and the scar got infected (although I didn't tell anybody about this because it was too embarrassing, so it can't have been that bad an infection because it went away eventually - I only know looking back that it was an infection).

To this day, Radio Gaga by Queen makes me cross my legs. (it was 1984 and that song was on the hospital radio a lot)

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 15 October 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link

All this groin area talk reminds me of the horror stories I heard from dudes who had gotten fixed. When it was my turn to take the wife off the pill I shaved as best I could (wasn’t good enough) and after the procedure I went home and sat in a recliner with frozen peas and an ice pack in my boxers for hours and hours and hours.

I recovered in no time. Cold works. Use cold.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 October 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link

tbh I did think about getting a vasectomy but I found the idea pretty horrifying thanks to the above.

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 15 October 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link

urethral catheter for sure

breaking my arm was a more grievous insult to the system, to be sure, but my experience of that was kind of going into shock and not experiencing the pain consciously that much -- i didn't even realize my arm was broken!

whereas when they put that catheter in, you are THERE for that.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 15 October 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

Oh yeah, my vasectomy hurt pretty bad, I remember that now. I may have been under-sedated -- I remember it felt like he was pulling about 2-3 feet of vas deferens out and winding it around some chopsticks before actually cutting it. Both sides. "I need you to relax." "You fucking relax, this hurts!"

Still, stepping on that lit cigarette is what came to mind from the thread question.

WilliamC, Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link

Strange that yours has been the only burn-related response.

rip van wanko, Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:15 (six years ago) link

Surely nothing beats extensive 3rd degree burns?

rip van wanko, Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:15 (six years ago) link

actually I did have toothache once randomly. No idea why, my teeth are fine </British> and it never happened again, but jesus fuck that hurt

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link

felt like he was pulling about 2-3 feet of vas deferens out and winding it around some chopsticks before actually cutting it

https://i.imgur.com/deMiXWm.gif

pplains, Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

Has anyone here boxed or done mma or the like? Blows to the liver can be absolutely devastating. The pain takes a couple of seconds to kick in, but once it does, you just collapse and want to die.

I have no first-hand experience of this, btw.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link

WilliamC your description of the vas deferens extraction is excruciating just to read.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 15 October 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link

Then my work here is done. *tapdances out, stage left*

WilliamC, Sunday, 15 October 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link

Yeah, you had an incompetent doctor. That’s ridiculous. May I ask what year this was?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 October 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link

1990

WilliamC, Sunday, 15 October 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link

got a handjob from a girlfriend with press-on nails. you can connect the dots

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 October 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link

serious answer though, I've been fortunate (*knocks on wood*) to not suffer any serious painful injuries. my top 3 isn't really that impressive...

*split my head open at age 7 on a swing set. Pushed it up as high as it could go, stood in front of it, and told my brother for whatever reason "this is about to be a big ceremony!". let it go and I was right, but for reasons different than I intended. The pain was p much over in a moment though.

*had an enlarged spleen due to healing mono and was in an (unsanctioned) production of Reservoir Dogs as Mr Pink. we hadn't yet blocked the scene where Mr Pink separates Mr White and Mr Blonde as they're about to tear each other apart, and Mr White weighed about 80 pounds more than me. We attempted to run it raw and he steamrolled me into a wall. was worried I'd ruptured the spleen but turned out to just have bruised myself in that area.

*had a week long, migraine-esque headache that was bad enough that I went to get an MRI as it wasn't improving. turned out to be bad case of chronic sinusitis (which I'd never had previously).

see? nothing impressive....some of the posts upthread made me nauseous just reading, hats off to everybody who had to endure shit like that
*

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link

One of the most fascinating pains I've ever felt was from having my achilles surgically detached, the bone shaved down, the tendon reattached and the whole situation being encased in an old-fashioned plaster cast. I guess it helped my walking and saved some shoe leather and it was worth it, but

It was a different kind of pain. I've had broken bones, corporal punishment, fallen on my face and rearranged my teeth, diverticulitis, sex headaches, and other interesting forms of pain, but something about that particular sharp deep pain that the pills could only ease but not erase is the one that stick in my mind.

It's still no big deal and I can barely imagine it now, because the brain and memory and so forth. I haven't had the other foot done and probably won't.

Zachary Taylor, Thursday, 19 October 2017 07:08 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Sidebar from the opioid discussion on the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries thread:

A couple years ago, my wife had outpatient surgery to fix her deviated septum from a broken nose she suffered in childhood. Because she was being prescribed pain meds for her recovery, we were given a mandatory lecture on opioids by a nurse prior to the surgery. It lasted 10-15 minutes and was very stern and finger-waggy. My wife and I are grown-assed people who are aware of the dangers of addiction, but we nodded along. My wife wasn't overly concerned because she assumed that the pain wouldn't be any worse than the incident that broke her nose in childhood. We would later find that this wasn't to be the case.

Once she came out of surgery, we were given a Vicodin prescription that they assured us would last us through the weekend until her follow-up appointment on Tuesday (hers was the last surgery on a Friday afternoon). A few hours later, whatever they had given her during surgery had worn off and she began to experience excruciating pain in her teeth, so she took the recommended dose of Vicodin. An hour later, her situation had not improved. She likened it to getting dentist drilled on all of her upper teeth at once. We contacted the doc through his answering service and he suggested doubling up on the dose. He said that it might have been nerve-related pain due to swelling.

Unfortunately, the pain continued. She used up her Vicodin scrip two days early, but just resigned herself to suffering. She did not ask for more medicine at her follow-up. The pain gradually cleared up over the next couple weeks.

So I'm just curious, did they cheese out on her meds because of the opioid epidemic? Or was there really nothing better that they could have done?

☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 12:17 (five years ago) link

Post hernia recovery, definitely. Even worse than getting a spike rammed through my chest with minimal local anaesthetic after I'd had a collapsed lung.

Lammy's Show (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 12:24 (five years ago) link

Physically, I've been relatively lucky my whole life. So: Europe's "The Final Countdown."

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link

Had to get a massive cyst next to my shoulder blade lanced/squeezed and it was so infected that they couldn't really fully anesthetize it. That was pretty bad.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link

#1. About six years ago I went out for a bike ride and woke up in an ER with severe facial and moderate spinal injuries from having been hit by a car, My whole body was bruised/damaged from two collisions (windshield and asphalt) and being tangled up around the bike frame. I didn't go back to work for a month and it was the most debilitated I have ever been. It was hard because the pain was everywhere--it hurt to sit, walk, stand, breathe...everything.

#2. Two or three times I've had dental nerves get infected and die without treatment. (I didn't have health insurance at the time.) If this has never happened to you, let me assure you this is a "if I cut my whole head off, would it stop the pain?" level of experience.

I took Advil for all of the above, no opioids because they give me vertigo. The Advil might have ruined my stomach though--I've had food issues since after #1.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:49 (five years ago) link

I had the same pain in my teeth as peace's wife due to a sinus infection. I was given Vicodin, which did nothing. After three days of not eating and sleeping I took Aleve which helped I guess reduce the swelling. Either that or the infection had run its course. The relief I felt after that was incredible.

brownie, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

My mom had a femur break and subsequent surgical repair involving a metal rod being driven into the bone etc, with a recommended 4-6 month recovery period. She took the opioids they gave her, as recommended for the pain, which I understand was significant. She still ended up addicted, which I know because she called me after she finished the meds and said she was worried because she seemed to be getting a lot sicker, and then she told me the symptoms and I was like, "Mom, you might want to sit down for this."

For a little while she was really shocked and ashamed that her prescribed meds had made her "an addict," I know she felt like it reflected on her somehow.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link

My dad had a neverending series of back and neck surgeries, pain from what he thought was scar tissue and another back surgery scheduled. He was in the hospital (military) for a non-related serious illness and was there for several months. During that time a different group of doctors took a look at all the drugs he had been prescribed over the decade and were supposedly shocked. The drugs were stopped and his back pain disappeared. No more surgery.

Yerac, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link

My sister was in three car collisions within the space of three years (none of them her fault) and her body was so fucked up that the amount of opiods you could take would certainly make her an addict. She has them but opted to have an IMPLANT stimulator for her pain. It's in her back and it buzzes and stuff. I felt it, it's like she's a cyborg or something.

Boats Against the Current (I M Losted), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

hey, peace, man, I don’t think I could answer your q unless I knew where you were at, and then even if I were familiar with local laws and the prescribing guidelines of your health provider a lot would depend on your doctor’s judgement and approach to treatment.

unfortunately what you described doesn’t sound like an unusual situation, ime. The nature and intensity of pain your wife was experiencing was obviously unexpected and frightening, and is a terrible thing to go through. If I had to guess I would say that her doctor leaned into the fact that she had a common procedure with a well-established recovery period, and that the pain would dissipate even if it presented at a high number and continued for longer than expected. It seems like this turned out to be true, though what was obviously missing was proper patient education about the nature of pain, reasonable expectations for how it may manifest, and strategies for mitigation without available rx. The pre-op lecture was obviously totally inadequate, and much of both our current treatment and dependency protocols depend on garbage like that thrust upon overworked and undertrained support staff.

Send post for the moment; I’ll reply more to this and other posts when time allows.

sciatica, Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

You're answer is much appreciated, sciatica! We're in Maryland.

btw, on the topic of your user name, I had some pretty serious irritation of the sciatic nerve last summer/fall due to what I believe was a bout of piriformis syndrome. Since we're on the acute physical pain thread and all. Shooting electric pain from my hip all the way down my leg. Seriously limited my daytime activities like standing or walking or sitting and frequently woke me up at night.

☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:07 (five years ago) link

(that is not my most acute, but it's definitely up there)

☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:08 (five years ago) link

I got a couple:

Herniated disc at C5-C6 last year. Numbness down my left arm. By the time I walked five minutes from my office to my car my neck and shoulder would be on fire and I was ready to cry.

Broke the tip of my pinkie on my dominant hand back 90 degrees playing basketball. My friend couldn't drive stick, so I had to drive us to his place so he could drive me to the emergency room. Shit was throbbing when I got there and they told me I had to sign a form. I tried signing and couldn't hold the pen. Just started laughing from the pain.

When I was in 6th grade, I started having knee pain. Eventually we realized that my leg was growing crooked, so during spring break in 7th grade I had surgery to correct it: they broke my leg, straightened it, added a piece of bone from the bone bank to my knee, and inserted two 3-4 inch metal screws. Full leg cast for 2-3 months with crutches. The idea was that as the knee healed the pins would be forced out. So the day they removed the cast, I looked down at the atrophied, shedding skin, funky ass leg, with 3/4 of an inch of metal sticking out and started yelling my head off. Only one of the pins didn't come out, so they gave me a general anesthetic and pulled them out with pliers.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:18 (five years ago) link

those are good, those will take some beating tbh

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:42 (five years ago) link

aside from the pneumonia upthread, i did my anterior cruciate ligament at a five a side a few years back and boy did i fuckin roar until they put the gas in me

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:48 (five years ago) link

i tell a lie. it was iirc the collateral

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:52 (five years ago) link

Talk of opioid addiction, which I have some experience with, reminds me of the constipation that would result, and yeah that is definitely some of the most pain I've ever felt. Maybe the worst.

When I was abusing the drugs, I knew I should be taking heaps of stool softeners, fiber, and laxatives. But there was one period when I just couldn't be arsed. I remember the day of reckoning, when I could no longer ask or force my body to give me just one more day. It was time. I remember screaming bloody murder.

rip van wanko, Thursday, 21 March 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link

gallstones, about 16 years ago less than 6 months after i had moved to US permanently
pain was so bad it made me vomit, ended up lying on the bathroom floor because it was the only place that felt remotely comfortable

went to ER where they triaged me for what felt like days, lying on a guerney next to an addict in extreme withdrawal & both of us crying and or barfing in harmony at many points throughout the wee hours of the morning

they finally saw to me & said i had gallstones, i could let them pass naturally but maybe have more attacks, or they could remove them with lasers
i demanded that they get the fuckers out of me

THEN they finally gave me the good drugs ie demerol & that relief was maybe the most magical feeling ever. so much so that i was a bit scared of it.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 March 2019 05:57 (five years ago) link

sidebar to that: after the surgery, they gave me vicodin which gave me constipation & then hemorrhoids as result of the constipation, and of course they also gave me antibiotics which gave me the worst case of thrush i ever had. i was almost hysterical after a week, i was so miserable. couldnt hardly walk, sit, stand & would just lie face down on the couch & cry.
kinda funny now but ugh it was the worst of times

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 March 2019 06:02 (five years ago) link

i don't know if this even counts as physical pain, but i will revise my above answer by at least mentioning what an incredibly awful experience benzo withdrawal was for me and how lucky i feel to this day to have somehow managed to survive it

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Thursday, 21 March 2019 06:12 (five years ago) link

A test for checking my fertility. Thght my belly was going to explode. I threw up afterwards. Year later I had contractions. Same feeling. Lol. It's painful but I think my tolerance is higher than I thought.

nathom, Thursday, 21 March 2019 10:34 (five years ago) link

Most pain pales next to migraine attacks. It just makes me so depressed.

nathom, Thursday, 21 March 2019 10:37 (five years ago) link

when I got my wisdom teeth out there were complications, namely three dry sockets. not really sure where this fits into the pain scale compared to other things but I have a distinct memory of waking up at like 4:30 am in the most excruciating pain I've ever experienced because the painkillers (I think hydrocodone) the doctor had prescribed stopped working

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 21 March 2019 12:34 (five years ago) link

nathom was that the thing with the dye?

kinder, Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link

Yes! The doctor said:"oh now worst part is over" I knew it wasn't. I felt so silly cause I was moaning. Lol. I felt like I was in Alien. But tummy burster instead of chest burster. Haha

nathom, Thursday, 21 March 2019 21:16 (five years ago) link

Dislocated and immediately relocated a kneecap while playing football. The intensity was brief but the throbbing after pain lasted.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 21 March 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link

who relocated it?

rip van wanko, Thursday, 21 March 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link

nathom I had that too, worried shitless about it beforehand because I read so many accounts like yours. but I barely felt a thing! ? sorry yours was so awful.

kinder, Friday, 22 March 2019 07:27 (five years ago) link

My mum warned it me it was the worst thing ever. Afterwards I thght: ok, my pain level is higher than I thght.

It was painful but it was short. So 🤷🏼‍♀️
I think pain that is short is much better than being in constant pain. Because it wears you down.

nathom, Saturday, 23 March 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

I went through a two week period of acute pancreatitis post-gallbladder removal. That led to my very first non-overnight hospital stay and a lifelong battle with postcholecystectomy syndrome. Anyway, I think it was during that two-week period when I was a few weeks shy of thirty that I began to lose all my faith in a higher power, such was the intensity of my pain. Several years later I underwent reconstructive surgery on my upper arms to correct some deformities I was born with, but had my pain poorly managed and have suffered chronic pain from that ever since. During the immediate post-recovery period (where I was coping with the grand total of 100 stitches on both arms, 50 per) I was in so much pain that I had to rely on a meditation podcast to help me fall asleep. Those were the two most painful incidents I've ever lived through.

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Saturday, 23 March 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

BTW, correction above: it's not "lifelong", I know. It's just been ever since the gallbladder removal, so about ten years.

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Saturday, 23 March 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

Hugs Dee

nathom, Saturday, 23 March 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

Hugs Dee

So sorry I'm only seeing this now, sweet Nath; all my love to you, sweetheart. Anyway, I feel like my chronic pain issues have toughened me up and made me a better human, as cheesy and clichéd as that sounds.

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link


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