When was the last time you saw your parents naked?

The first time I actually heard them fucking (I was aged 11) was a few weeks before they split up for good.

Before that, I longed to have a threesome with them. No joke. In a way, I'm still pissed off it never happened.

I caught a glimpse when I was 8 or so. First girl/woman I ever saw naked. Things were awkward at dinner.

I used to barge into the bathroom, pretending I didn't know my mum was in there bathing, just to see her tits.
The first time I actually heard them fucking (I was aged 11) was a few weeks before they split up for good.

Before that, I longed to have a threesome with them. No joke. In a way, I'm still pissed off it never happened.

what

lmao

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When I was 14 I walked in my parents' room and my mother had just gotten out of the shower. Her bush is a very different color than mine. MAYBE I WAS ADOPTED.

you should ask her while slyly referencing her cooch. fall, changing colors? seasons of womanhood etc

I don't think i ever have thank christ!
OH yeah, and i hope i never do either.

Are nudist families perpetually uncomfortable around each other, or do they get used to it after a while?

Ashley's story is going to give me nightmares

It gets uncomfortable when jr. popz an accidental boner in the backseat, but no, otherwise it's cool.

just reading this thread makes me uncomftorable

good spelling, rab

"it was the first time I ever saw nipples like pepperoni saucers"

...which explained the constant oregano aroma, at least.

I actually think this is the wrongest thread i've seen on here for a good while.

also, i'm so glad it's not a picture thread!

Sorry not g I can help fix.

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Is that diluted pink lemonade?

Ha, i don't think i've ever laughed so much this early in the morning. so so wrong, but so funny.

i'm sure he'll be delighted he's out there for the whole world to see!

Dude, I just nabbed that GISing "naked dad".

Mom when I was 5ish, no big deal. I have 3 sisters and have never seen them naked past childhood years. And they never walked in on me naked or wanking. That is love.

So you don't know about the pictures they posted on the secret board? LOL!

I don't think I've ever seen my dad naked. Not sure if I've seen my mum naked; maybe at the swimming pool getting changed when I was a toddler. My childhood friend Johnny's dad used to wander around their house naked, most disturbing when you're playing Lego on a Sunday morning. He was quite a rotund fella. Never heard my parents having sex either. Bob's seen me naked, but, you know, he's a cat. he sits on the windowsill in the bathroom while you shower.

Does he? I've not seen him!

Dude, I just nabbed that GISing "naked dad".

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sure you did...

Just GISing "Naked Dad" is too scary.

never seen my folks totally starkers, although sometimes on a summer's evening my dad would sit in his chair in nothing but his boxers watching telly. my mum and sister would complain, but i just thought it was funny.

two minutes before I engulfed them both in fire

Now the last time I say your mom naked, that's a different story.

MAYBE I WAS ADOPTED.

maybe it's Loreal Excellence.

I deeply apologize for this thread.

Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.

Tracy Jordan: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who’s still got the biggest ding-dong.

I deeply apologize for this thread.

donut = Mackro Mackro????

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My parents have walked around naked my entire life. I walked in on them once or twice when I was a kid.

I'm mostly just really glad my parents aren't fat.

bye

He'll be back.

o_O

My parents have always walked around naked. I also walk around the house naked. Scott doesn't. The first time Scott met my father and siblings we all took a naked sauna. It didn't occur to me that it could be uncomfortable to him until he mentioned it later. I'm also used to going to the nude beach here with friends. You just don't think about it -- nudity loses its shock value. If you see your family nude a lot, you don't think of their bodies in a sexual way.

Dogs and cats are naked. Do you feel shock when you notice their "privates"?

But wanting to have a 3some with your parents as suggested upthread is seriously weird.

Hahaha oh god I'm glad it worked out for you guys but that would be my 'meet the parents' moment from hell.