11/8/17: Video game controls for the elderly
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
i would love to control them! they are so damn slow in the supermarket.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link
11/8/17: Three lane supermarket aisle with a slow moving walkway in the middle lane for the elderly
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
Navigation system that figured the nearest free car parking space to your destination and reserved it
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
An app that sets your affairs in order to facilitate a tidy suicide
― Simon H., Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
Or just whenever tbh
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
For reference: Thread where we freely give away our valuable ideas
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
Write the inaugural address that Trump will never give. You'd have to find just the right tone and not overdo it--sometimes I like the parody guy in The New Yorker, sometimes he brings out the sledgehammer. The basic idea would be that Trump would still be settling scores with Ted Cruz, Megan Kelly, Paul Ryan, and everyone else in his inaugural.
― clemenza, Friday, 5 August 2016 16:56 (one year ago) Permalink
tragedy finds you in the strangest places.
― evol j, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
11/8/17 - genetically modified cactus with blunt needles
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
deepfake
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 00:45 (four years ago) link
a route planning app where you input your desired walking/running distance (ex. 3 miles) and a region on a street map (ex. a 3 mile radius from your home address), and you get back a map of routes that are very close to that distance (ex. five laps around Oak Hill Cir. is 3.004 miles; the junction of West Rd. and Deer Glen Dr. is 2.997 miles from the junction of West Rd. and Hemlock Dr., etc.). you'd be able to specify the level of precision (ex. +/- 0.2%), the type of course (ex. circuit, direct a-to-b route), and the min/max elevation gain
routeloops is the closest thing I can find to this idea, but it only allows you to input one starting point at a time, and the route distances are often wildly different from your specification
― sing a song of skip spence (unregistered), Saturday, 2 May 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link
^probably not an actual million dollar idea, as it would only appeal to a small population of obsessive assholes
― sing a song of skip spence (unregistered), Saturday, 2 May 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link
i would pay for that!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
An Immaculate Grid for pop music.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CgbliO2XUIE5ydOwZctgkbNzLru1d_Jdw1cG4Xpza7k/edit?usp=sharing
I actually tried to put bands in there--e.g., an intersection of the Beatles and Wings--and you would answer a specific person for each box, but I couldn't make it work.
Putting this here because there's no Your Billion Dollar Idea for Today thread. (Good god, my post above from eight years ago...)
― clemenza, Saturday, 27 April 2024 17:48 (one week ago) link
A map which adds every ride you take to it using data from Strava, Map My Ride or some other app. You can then see which routes you haven’t done and could create a heat map for those you’ve done more frequently.
No doubt there’s probably something out there already.
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 28 April 2024 12:13 (six days ago) link
Indian fast food takeaway similar to Taco Bell/BK/MacDonalds, but offering filled naans, chapatis, pakoras and dips etc
Given how popular Indian food is, surprised no one has tried this.
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 28 April 2024 12:20 (six days ago) link
A roomba snow-thrower. It would be called a Snobot.
― henry s, Sunday, 28 April 2024 12:22 (six days ago) link
A roomba that goes along your gutters and chews the dead leaves into fine mulch that will wash away rather than block the downpipes.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 01:42 (three days ago) link
But to get that roomba on the roof. Ah, it's also a drone!
― henry s, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 02:32 (three days ago) link
Büber - strippers drive by and put 'em on the glass
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 02:59 (three days ago) link
hate to say I know this but that was a joke on 2 Broke Girls
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 03:26 (three days ago) link
Window cleaning drone, possibly this already exists although clearly not where I'm living
― a fatal dose of irony (Matt #2), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 03:59 (three days ago) link