The Jordan Peterson Thread

I don't want to link directly to it to give him any clicks or eyeballs, but lol @ this dude getting big mad on twitter when confronted with a sign requesting him to not use more paper towel than necessary.

People’s inability to ignore him is staggering. He sucks, just let it go.

Nice try, person who sucks

ok thanks

Concerning

idk, it will probably always be hilarious to me when a grown man that purports to be some sort of "thought leader" is made irate by a sticker on a paper towel dispenser

towel dispenser calls jordan peterson 'wet ass hand-havin old man' pic.twitter.com/gmaJZYDosf

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 22, 2023

Alpha males use huge wads of paper towels. They also throw them on the floor, and leave the toilet seat up.

Up yours, woke towel dispenser.
We'll see who cancels who.

put the exposed part of the towel in your back pocket and then walk out of the restroom and go on with your day. real men take the remainder of the paper towel rolls and leave a trail of towel behind them wherever they go to show non-men what it looks like to have plenty of towel on hand

real men don't wash their hands, let alone dry them, how ridiculously weak to be scared of a little natural fecal bacteria, you need to walk out of there with shit all over them (real men also don't use toilet paper) and give firm handshakes to every man you meet. that's how you develop a healthy natural immune system.

firm handshakes with unyielding eye contact, as often as possible. more data points are always better

this isn't surprising really given he's funded by climate change denying fracker billionaires nowadays https://www.distilled.earth/p/how-prageru-built-a-climate-disinformation

I just love to see Vancouver in the news

Paper towels are expensive and wasteful so they make sense as a cause for coal-rolling climate hogs. (NB I use paper towels, they are also very convenient and useful.) JBP is pure embodied entitlement, you don't tell him how many paper towels he can have. He can have them ALL if he wants.

Up yours woke woodchipper.
We'll see who cancels whoAAAARRGGHH!

His new employer the daily wire was also funded by the wilks brothers.

Peterson and Rufo had a very serious intellectual discussion about the relationship between wokeness, Marxism, and the famous Italian revolutionary and political philosopher Antonio Gram-Sigh pic.twitter.com/xxVxdEOT7V

— Sam Hoadley-Brill 🙏 READ CHARLES MILLS. RIP 🐐 (@deonteleologist) March 1, 2023

JP is "an intellectual" in almost the exact same way as DJT is "wealthy"

Do these earpods make me look smart?

Don't even feel like hunting the link, saw it screenshotted, but JP is telling the Pope what's Christian now

Nailing 12 Rules for Life to the Vatican door?

Up yours, Pope moralists!

JP is kinda useful as a perfect case study in self-reinforcing group delusions. Too bad about all those badly deluded acolytes he's attracted, but -shrugs- what can you do?

Too bad about all those badly deluded acolytes he's attracted, but -shrugs- what can you do?

If they hadn't fallen for Peterson they'd have fallen for something/someone. Some people are born followers.

Every time I open this thread I hope it's been bumped because he fell down a well or was eaten by an escaped tiger or something.

who do you think is weirder Jorp or Dilbro

Don't even feel like hunting the link, saw it screenshotted, but JP is telling the Pope what's Christian now

― Guayaquil (eephus!)

shitting in the woods, right?

is Peterson rally a true assertive alpha man, if he's never shown a smug lefty tiger who's boss?

He’s doing great I think

so jordan peterson just RTed fetish porn of some white guys with the matrix filter over it because he thought it was a chinese breeding facility pic.twitter.com/Q1KebOi44m

— Mateba (@Mateba_6) March 11, 2023

Absolutely everything you do @cnn is pathetic virtue signaling. Thank Godnyiirndays are nimbered. https://t.co/tePqW015FL

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) March 12, 2023

He needs to drink some water and get some sleep but I do not wish him well

— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) March 13, 2023

Godnyiirndays, som of Nimbered pic.twitter.com/uL6oNVv8s0

— mike “GDC” blackney (@kurtruslfanclub) March 13, 2023

lol

so jordan peterson just RTed fetish porn of some white guys with the matrix filter over it because he thought it was a chinese breeding facility pic.twitter.com/Q1KebOi44m
— Mateba (@Mateba_6) March 11, 2023
― JoeStork, Sunday, March 12, 2023 3:57 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This is very funny.

Every year it gets funnier when someone plays dumb and tries to defend their interest in him on the grounds of psychology or standard issue self-help. (Latest: the Spitfire Audio transphobe)

Losing his shit over some crappy run-of-the-mill bar band. Weirdo.

jordan peterson describing his discovery of live music is the most unhinged thing i've seen from him yet. and also the funniest pic.twitter.com/9caPeu3M6B

— docnoir (@docnoir_) March 22, 2023

We should implement a rule that a thread only gets bumped when the person in question is dead. We could call it the Morrissey rule.

if the site engineers could somehow organise for JP to receive a moderate electric shock every time the thread is bumped, that would he ideal.

he'd like it too much

You’ll start crying like a b again? https://t.co/jP6q0e7UZP

— Gary Shteyngart (@Shteyngart) June 28, 2023

Still cannot believe anyone takes this shell of a crank seriously.

This latest bout of faux outrage over the term "cis" would be funny if it weren't so irritating.

Treating it like a slur is so weird, I've never heard anyone say cis in any kind insulting way. I also love the whole "it's an invented word" thing — unlike all those other words that weren't invented. Anyway JP probably thinks it sounds like sissy or something.

These are the same people who usually refuse to call a trans person by their preferred names/pronouns.

was the usage 'cis-sy' though I've only heard it said rather than written. But I thought it was some kind of silly word play on a term that may well be archaic now. That is as in what was said to the person the story is about and what spread from there in a giant game of telephone.
But could be the story is just overtaking the event anyway.

& is the old term spelt sissy or cissy anyway
& is it one that hasn't been reclaimed since its original era anyway.

Heard a version of teh stroy on a podcast a couple of weeks back and I'm not remembering all the details. But is it still causing mass outrage,

They don't object because it sounds like sissy. They object because there's a word for them at all.

it would be one thing if this guy was a conservative media personality or something where his job is to be outraged but no this dude is a psychologist, he's supposed to actually help people with their mental health

he's an academic and his job is to get attention

he hasnt practiced psychology for a while tho, right? he is just a conservative media personality now.