the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

Anyway he was .. scotch

And a Hibee to boot.

Morrissey I mean

I don't think hes Irish.

Not cos of birth location.

It's just he's so British.

the campaign to repatriate morrissey begins here

Something for Farage's new party to consider, for sure.

Where do I sign up?

multiple xps

Always hated his sneering shite in general but he’s a National Treasure over here(🙄)...and that interview of his with drunk Best never sat well with me.

Fair enough

his hosting of eurovision caused brexit

I mean I should say that people love him partly due to his xenophobic comments on Eurovision, when he’s an immigrant himself. (Was an immigrant?) I feel foreign a lot and I can’t stand than attitude some Irish abroad take here, that they’re not “really foreign” so it’s ok for them to shit on others.

but yeah tl;dr

Nah it's all valid was just curious

Also his shit shit shit chat show, dgaf about his radio broadcasting, fuck listening to Radio 2.

*chthuloid surge of rage again breaching*

NEW: Yorkshire & Humber MEP @mikehookemmep (best known for the ‘Strasbourg Scuffle’) resigns as UKIP’s Assistant Deputy Leader. Pressure mounts on leader Henry Bolton to stand down.@itvcalendar pic.twitter.com/AP0NGbGDVx

— Joe Pike (@joepike) January 22, 2018

Mike is becoming very cultured + urbane, why he's a man of letters now.

On Sky News, the reporter honestly just said that on top of the hotel where Bolton holed up, there's a flashing light that sends out morse code which was installed by Yoko Ono.

wtf has happened to British politics? https://t.co/bwQKNPWLak

— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) January 22, 2018

bout time she showed up

when even noted manpuncher and fugitive mike hookem mep is calling your leadership 'an almost farcical scandal' you have to acknowledge it's time to gtfo

Hook'em, Danno

(xxp) The only option left for Henry and his girlfriend now is probably a Bed-In.

All we are saying
Is give racism a chance

ok, UKIP guy just hinted at the "Bolton is a Lib Dem sleeper agent" theory on the Beeb

HERE WE GO

His sex life is certainly complicated enough to be a Lib Dem.

He’s definitely earning his money then - vowed to cling on, says he’ll “Drain the Swamp”.

@mrjamesob
Boris Johnson’s preening narcissism leads the news. Again.

guy gets it

I simply don't understand how it's possible someone as incompetent, blatantly lying, thinking up crazy stuff every other week for the glorification of his own ego, is still secretary.

But then that probably goes for the whole lot idk

Unsackable.

https://www.ft.com/content/075d679e-0033-11e8-9650-9c0ad2d7c5b5?segmentid=acee4131-99c2-09d3-a635-873e61754ec6

"Be a Brexit Beater, have lunch with Boris Johnson and take tea with Mark Carney"

Appropriate company after you've just finished making a pissed up prick out of yourself + groping the hostesses at a men only charity event. Harvey who?

Every paragraph absolutely bone-chilling, an Inglourious Basterds-style lock the door and burn it down setup would have been too good for them

i am moved once more to ponder the morality, legality, and mechanics of crowdfunding an assassination

Enjoyed the BBC interview about this where the interviewer kept asking the reporter variations of “did these women know what they were getting into?” as though that made the events less awful.

not like the bbc to prop up the establishment, dunno what's going on there

Chilling and infuriating.

"The President of the Presidents Club" shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did :(

For real though that's an excellent piece of journalism, just the act of going into that environment as a young female journalist in full knowledge of what's going to happen.

second-tier point perhaps, but i like the FT's robust (and correct) attitude to NDAs: "lol they are worthless, come at us"

"The comedian David Walliams was the host for the evening."

"At 10pm, the main money-raising portion of the evening got under way: the charity auction, where the lots on offer ranged from a supercharged Land Rover to the right to name a character in Mr Walliams’ next children's book."

Walliams name should be the first on any gulag list.

"Great Ormond Street Hospital to return all Presidents Club donations"

Enjoyed the BBC interview about this where the interviewer kept asking the reporter variations of “did these women know what they were getting into?” as though that made the events less awful.

lots of FT commenters saying "they were doing it for money" so don't need any sympathy or legal protection I suppose; good to know

a sum of money many FT-reading business dudes would not curtail an extended business lunch for, for 10 hours of being treated like a piece of meat

great piece and interesting that the FT blows the whistle on this while the BBC shrugs - feels like a post-Brexit sea change, but maybe not as I never read the FT before Brexit (came for the angry Remoaner takes, stayed for uh pretty much the same "Brexit still nuts, govt still not listening to anyone" articles 18 months later - thank you free work subscription)

(also lol ignorant, but I had to check that David Meller was not David Mellor, and he is not)

FT reporters are on the whole extremely well-trained and very aware that they are reporting on the City *as a story* rather than stanning for it. This breaks down a bit once you get into the opinion section but even there are some excellent writers (Martin Wolf) as well as some trash (Janan Ganesh). Its editorial team is unquestionably the strongest of any national newspaper.

janan ganesh is a good hate read tbf

in my capacity as ilx gossipmonger ratting out key elements of the professional revolutionary left, i can attest that they *all* read FT, and have done since the 60s: "it's where capital keeps itself accurately informed"

xp LOL yes, an NDA the signatories are not even allowed to read would be thrown out.

David Walliams is priapic, oleaginous trash BTW - notable even amongst comedians for being a scuzzbucket.

Hardly anyone is mentioned by name in that piece which suggests their lawyers have had a good go at it.

i: this is obviously the tip of the iceberg, there are going to be many events that are similar-but-not-quite-so-bad ( but still bad!) and some that are much worse
ii: fingers crossed it's another nail in the coffin of the third-way, public-private world as it currently functions -- events like this are exactly where councillors and developers and politicians and VCs and oligarchs and etc rub shoulders and discuss their real plans w/o being overheard, since everyone present is pressurable into silence by virtue ("virtue") of being present (even if they actually keep their hands to themselves and quietly feel bad abt it, which may be the case with a handful, they are alrwady pre-compromised)
iii: i'm thinking abt the mechanisms by which academies and [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] and PFIs inevitably go rotten (from a dubious start-point)
iv: sleaze isn't really about individual peccadilloes, poor old stephen milligan with his auto-erotic tangerine, it's about communal pressure -- not to take away from how ugly it is just as an event in itself, presidents' club is by design a pressure point

lol i shd probably actually redact the more specific names in point iii shouldn't i? can a mod do this for me and i'll find a less perilous way to say it later?

DC's already done it ffs, I wanted to see :D

Reader comments on @miss_marriage's brave investigation are now closed, but read them, too, for confirmation that the attitudes and behaviour she describes are widespread. https://t.co/RtD8vR4dDx

— Andrew Hill (@andrewtghill) January 24, 2018

don't need to read the comments to know that tbf