hold on to yr colostomy bags, it's the 2018 CLIFF RICHARD CALENDAR POLL

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which cliff are you? and why?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
october 7
august 2
november 2
june 2
march 2
february 2
may 1
april 1
september 1
december 1
july 0
january 0


straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:36 (six months ago) Permalink

i'm august - shirt open, feelin' that summer breeze through my tasteful smattering of chest hair as i take my length of rope for a walk

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:38 (six months ago) Permalink

It is lazy as fuck to impose him onto different coloured washes of watercolour without any attempted sense of location on every month. Is that a yew tree he is standing in front of in July, or a map of Ireland?

calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:48 (six months ago) Permalink

The Peter Pan* of Pop!

*Peter Pan stole little children from their homes

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:49 (six months ago) Permalink

Is that a yew tree he is standing in front of in July

i'd like to make it clear that any attempts to link sir cliff to operation yewtree itt, no matter how veiled, will not be welcome

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:52 (six months ago) Permalink

location every month is hell iirc

mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:53 (six months ago) Permalink

of all the trees SirCliff could have stood in front of

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:59 (six months ago) Permalink

Every month is shirt-tucking-in month for Sir Cliff

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:59 (six months ago) Permalink

It looks like they've photoshopped the same headshot onto 12 different male models.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:08 (six months ago) Permalink

these could probably go in the ‘old men who look like lesbians’ thraed too now that i think of it

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:09 (six months ago) Permalink

Also getting a strong Freeman's catalogue vibe.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:10 (six months ago) Permalink

October bcz the pose makes lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:12 (six months ago) Permalink

"ow my hip"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:12 (six months ago) Permalink

he’s missing half a middle finger there too, the poor wee soul

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:19 (six months ago) Permalink

Worn down from overuse.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:21 (six months ago) Permalink

"Every time he takes a microphone in his hand

They scream and they shout

And they know just what it's all about

Cos there ain't another boy who can move it around like Cliff"

They Call Him Cliff – Don Lang, 1960

calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:24 (six months ago) Permalink

i love i love i love my calendar cliff
yeaah my calendar cliff

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:29 (six months ago) Permalink

January looks like Brett Anderson crossed with Shakin' Stevens.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:37 (six months ago) Permalink

November on my best days, but probably more of a March

jmm, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:38 (six months ago) Permalink

november def has an early-bieber vibe

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:46 (six months ago) Permalink

Can't wait for the Cliff calendar where he's pissing in a bucket one month.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:50 (six months ago) Permalink

he looks like he is sat on the shitter in March.

calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:51 (six months ago) Permalink

🎶 Wired for defecation 🎶

calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:54 (six months ago) Permalink

More like 'Tired For Sound'.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:57 (six months ago) Permalink

(lol Cliff iz old joek)

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:57 (six months ago) Permalink

I voted for October but I have to say that I'm offended by the bro shirt he's wearing.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:59 (six months ago) Permalink

i was gonna say "good for him not being afraid to show flesh at his age" but on closer inspection i'm not even sure those are photos

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:14 (six months ago) Permalink

wd like to think he's wearing Daisy Dukes in the August picture

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:15 (six months ago) Permalink

i was gonna say "good for him not being afraid to show flesh at his age" but on closer inspection i'm not even sure those are photos


or flesh

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:20 (six months ago) Permalink

5 out of 5 stars Thank you Cliff
By Popeye on 10 November 2017
Format: Calendar|Verified Purchase
Another year yippee

I like this A****n review of the calendar by Popeye.

calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:31 (six months ago) Permalink

truly he is the Daniel O'Donnell of the Home Counties

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:37 (six months ago) Permalink

O'Donnell 2018 calendar is £14.99, but you get some fridge magnets as well.

calzino, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:46 (six months ago) Permalink

can't imagine DO'D rocking Daisy Dukes tho

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:48 (six months ago) Permalink

well I can now, u monster

mods pls delete this violence

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:49 (six months ago) Permalink

SEXY violence

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:50 (six months ago) Permalink

MODS

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:51 (six months ago) Permalink

why is Cliff doing Pepe le Pew cosplay in July?

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:53 (six months ago) Permalink

Can't imagine DO'D ever sitting on a toilet tbh.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:53 (six months ago) Permalink

better that than pepe the frog tbf xp

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:54 (six months ago) Permalink

No daisy dukes, unfortunately.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/14/article-2203454-14FE57F1000005DC-255_306x485.jpg

jmm, Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:54 (six months ago) Permalink

wtf it’s not even a new pic???

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:55 (six months ago) Permalink

i bet he's not even a real pirate

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:55 (six months ago) Permalink

something something roger the cabin boy

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:01 (six months ago) Permalink

shooping aged cr faces onto youthful cr bodies is good not bad

mark s, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:03 (six months ago) Permalink

can we paste him into better backgrounds

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:08 (six months ago) Permalink

Always been a fan of Gerhard's backgrounds

https://i.imgur.com/gUwfXzK.png

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:13 (six months ago) Permalink

these pictures remind me of when I am standing around in a gathering of people and suddenly think "where do I put my hands, oh shit, where do normal people put their hands when they are listening and being normal and not anxious or conspicuously bored or otherwise weird, uhhh let's try here... oh, no, nope, that's not right... help..."

so, my answer to "which Cliff am I" is that I am basically all the standing-up Cliffs on loop in rapid succession while those words flash through my mind

(possibly the sitting down ones too in cases of extreme social distress)

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:16 (six months ago) Permalink

hard lol xp

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:32 (six months ago) Permalink

it looks like a JC Penney campaign for their new line of “cool grandad” wear

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:34 (six months ago) Permalink

March, for the shitter / bath chair.
Why is the ink splotch replicated for every month title?

attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:13 (six months ago) Permalink

December missing crucial cosy Mistletoe and Wine vibes

Fuk u Cliff

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:32 (six months ago) Permalink

The head of April has been photoshopped onto the the body of September. October pose is class but November is the most natural looking and gets my vote.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:43 (six months ago) Permalink

why it look like he drunkenly smear the name of every month

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:49 (six months ago) Permalink

we’re all going on a creepy holiday

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:52 (six months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:01 (five months ago) Permalink

Yeah, saw this cal a couple days ago. Thought the same.

Voted for mmmmmm no.

Mark G, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:24 (five months ago) Permalink

you can buy a personalised version of this

https://i.imgur.com/DgnPUnK.png

soref, Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:32 (five months ago) Permalink

he has the look of a befuddled elderly uncle who has no idea who you are when you show up on the doorstep for a visit

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:26 (five months ago) Permalink

the bolo tie is HILARITY ITSELF

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:26 (five months ago) Permalink

aw fuck uncle cliff’s been at the dressing-up box again

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:09 (five months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:01 (five months ago) Permalink

weird pose hooray

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 December 2017 04:09 (five months ago) Permalink

the people have spoken, and they have said ‘ow my hip’

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 31 December 2017 07:27 (five months ago) Permalink

June's facial expression is "Yes, I was told your partner has a terminal illness, but I'm still going to have to let you go. All the best, no hard feelings?"

attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 31 December 2017 09:49 (five months ago) Permalink

November's loose shorts give off a sex tourist vibe.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 10:52 (five months ago) Permalink

January: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be k.d. lang."

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 10:55 (five months ago) Permalink

June: creepy line dancing instructor.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 11:01 (five months ago) Permalink


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