Pitch names for new centrist parties here

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1. Tony Blair's High Flying Birds

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

2. The 1997 Party

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link

3. Latte to the Party

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link

4. Swarm of Toynbees

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link

5. The Smarm Set

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:45 (six years ago) link

6. Legitimate Conservs

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link

5. Keynesian Felds

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

5. Keynesian Fields

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

6.The HaffCam Whigs

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link

7. Dentrist Cads

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link

8. The Rational Front

Stevie T, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link

9 Jesus, Izzard!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link

5. Keep Calm And Carry On

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link

11. SebCoe and Sons

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:53 (six years ago) link

12. The Literal Democrats

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

lol that one

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

13. The Convenient Truth

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

14. The Wankers Revolutionary Party

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

15. BNP Paribas

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:02 (six years ago) link

16. Macron (+ On + On)

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:16 (six years ago) link

17. What's The Story (Sensible Tory)?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:17 (six years ago) link

18. Justice Dept4dads

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link

18. Orwell That Ends Well

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

19. Cleggs and Co.

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:24 (six years ago) link

20. 2020 Vision

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link

21. Party McPartyface

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

22. (In the Dark) All Cats are Grayling

more a motto than a name i guess

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link

23. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Party_of_Moderate_Progress_Within_the_Bounds_of_the_Law

^^^one from the classics there

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

24. The Conservative Party

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

there it is

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

25. If Whigs Could Fly

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link

26. Whig'wan

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

27. Nu-Kip

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

28. Sane and Stable Party

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

29. Clear Blue Walkover

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

30. Tuscany First.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

now that rick parfitt's dead 'status quo' is probably available

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

fair to middling

estela, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:14 (six years ago) link

Lawyers for Francis Rossi would probably insist on Stephen Kinnock's Status Quo.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:14 (six years ago) link

33. Opportunity Kinnocks

31 is Stephen Kinnock's Status Quo, 32 is Fair to Middling

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

34. Dont Kinnock It!

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

35. Reversion to the Mean

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

(lol i am very bad at actually thinking of joeks which work as remotely plausible party names)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link

36. Ooh Ah Up the Bourgeois.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

37. Kendall Calling

devvvine, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:32 (six years ago) link

38. The Know-Somethings

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:40 (six years ago) link

39. Thread!

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

40. Tweetstormfront

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

41. 1/

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link

42. D:Reams Of My Country

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

72. The Jamie Oliverian Revolutionary Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

73. Pinko and the Brians

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

74. Mumford and Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

75. Habitatcherites

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

76. Dr Brian's a Cock Party

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

77. The Neoliberalism Isn't A Real Word, wtf is hegemony lol btw I did PPE at Oxford Party

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

78. Brian Professes to be a Cock Party

calzino, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

79. The Nozi Party (Notional Socialists)

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

80. Jolyon Marche

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

81. The Point Is To Not Change It

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

82. Real Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

83. The Scando Noirshirts

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

84. Lack of Momentum.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

85. The Eagles of Def Settle

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

86. Gucci Remain

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

87. Lamehouse Declaration

devvvine, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

88. The Just Us League

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

89. The Politics Friends

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

Has anyone approached Richard Branson to start a new Virgin-branded political party?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

90. The Bollyshevik Party.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

The Centrist Party

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link

Manifestos Not Hot

nashwan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

en farce

||||||||, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

none of these are as bad as irl centrist grouping names like "En Marche" or "Ciudadanos"

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link

feel like they would use a one word thing that suggests unity:

Agreement
Consensus
Unitas

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

remembering that centrist coalitions in catalunya and chile were called "Convergence and Union" and "Agreement of forces for democracy" respectively. the latter being replaced by "the new majority"

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

Austria's new(ish) centrist party is called NEOS, as in greek for 'new' and also Neue Österreich or 'New Austria - that's pretty bad

soref, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

Weird how the real ones would work as names for fascist parties too

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link

Radical SUK is still the best actually existing UK suggestion: https://twitter.com/RadicalsUK

(they have a sign-up page but seem to have gone a bit quiet)

mark s, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

National Union Party

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link

looking at that radicalsuk twitter feed and remembering that everyone who appears on football weekly or the totally show is a centrist dad

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

United Windsock Party

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

The Non-Douchebags

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 14 December 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link

Weird how the real ones would work as names for fascist parties too

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), 13. december 2017 19:12 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol, so true. In Denmark we have a pretty much fascist party called 'New Citizens' and two new centrist parties called 'New Alliance' (already defunct) and 'The Alternative'. The far-left party is also called The Unity List, which does have that typical leftist bureaucratic tinge.

Frederik B, Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link

Fudgeit Spinners

nashwan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

lol

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link

Embrace

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link

The Mod(erate)fathers

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link

Stay Dad

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

Knights Temperate

nashwan, Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

Kafabian

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link

All Moderate Cons.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

Edstonians

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

Friedmen on the Land

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

Jolyon and the Lib Lab Con

faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

ten months pass...

is accelerationist the new centralist

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link

dunno, don't even have a driving license.

calzino, Thursday, 8 November 2018 11:22 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

Shed 7.

Matt DC, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

none of these are as bad as irl centrist grouping names like "En Marche" or "Ciudadanos"

― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:58 AM (one year ago) Bookmark

ciudadanos going into coalition in local government with far-right group vox in andalucia and with vox and the conservative pp in madrid.

meanwhile they refuse to countenance going into coalition agreement with the psoe in the national parliament.

ah, centrism.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 24 June 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Epstein Killed Himself Party

anvil, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link


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