Barfly Best Practices

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A companion thread to Bartender Best Practices

calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:24 (one month ago) Permalink

what happened to bar etiquette

brimstead, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:26 (one month ago) Permalink

before you leave you gotta stick $20 in the Doggie Diamonds machine. I swear it's gonna hit any day now.

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:27 (one month ago) Permalink

When unsure if a bar is open, approach from the opposite side of the street because

calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:27 (one month ago) Permalink

be sure to lock the bathroom door before snorting that cocaine

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:31 (one month ago) Permalink

and if you do get caught, offer to share

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:37 (one month ago) Permalink

tip your fucking bartender

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:53 (one month ago) Permalink

with w33d

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:54 (one month ago) Permalink

if they smoke it, then definitely

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:54 (one month ago) Permalink

should be a list thread?

corollary to the above: don't smoke weed in the bar, not even in the smoking area

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:55 (one month ago) Permalink

A quick shake of salt on your cocktail napkin keeps it from sticking to the bottom of your glass.

You can use a straw to try someone else's drink without germ concerns (insert a straw, plug the top end with your thumb, lift it out and sample).

Ear wax and nose oil are good for dispelling bubbles (rub your nose or put your finger in your ear, then put the finger into excessively heady beer).

The old "dollar per drink" tip makes sense only for beer and rail drinks. 20% of pretax total is best for tabs that include more attentive service (hand muddling, etc.).

Coffee-based drinks consumed in the evening will usually be made with really terrible coffee.

If you don't want people to talk to you, work on a crossword puzzle or prop up a book on a condiment caddy. Protip: choose a very boring book or one with a nondescript cover, so no one tries to initiate conversation with "whatcha readin'?"

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:02 (one month ago) Permalink

If there is a TV tuned to Fox (even if it is muted) ask for it to be changed.

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:03 (one month ago) Permalink

if it doesn't fold, it isn't a tip (exceptions for regulars may apply)

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:07 (one month ago) Permalink

Depends on the amount

calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:10 (one month ago) Permalink

this thread and the weather today make me want to go spend a few hours at my local tbh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:11 (one month ago) Permalink

haha otm

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:12 (one month ago) Permalink

See you there dude

calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:13 (one month ago) Permalink

Sometimes a regular sitting near the taps gets to have a partial beer left by a dead keg (and yes it is still a free drink that you should consider when tipping).

General tipping guidance (may not apply for non-USians) is that you shouldn't try to punish a bad service experience with an insultingly small tip because you end up screwing over people who were not responsible.

If you had three glasses of the same wine, you could have bought the bottle.

Note: UK-style "and for yourself?" tipping does not work well in USian bars, as the bar staff is usually not drinking during working hours. I have seen people try to do it and it fell flat.

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:41 (one month ago) Permalink

cocktail napkins are so beyond horrible, there is this wonderful invention called the coaster...

brimstead, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:41 (one month ago) Permalink

Who knows what life is or where it’s going
So cheers

calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:33 (one month ago) Permalink

Always pay with cash. This eliminates the risks of:

- Forgetting your credit card
- the bartender taking advantage of your inebriation to overcharge you

calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:49 (one month ago) Permalink

Also bar staff (and other service workers) have better visibility into what happens to cash than to credit/debit charges.

Oh and speaking of inebriation: if a bartender offers to call a cab for you, DON'T ARGUE. If they think you need a cab then you need a frickin cab.

Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2017 22:53 (one month ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

if taking a car to the bar, park or get dropped off a block away and arrive by foot. No one likes a VIP.

June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Friday, 12 January 2018 21:12 (four days ago) Permalink


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