Captain Marvel (2019), dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

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Max Lord was and is still Sam Neill


hawke is v interesting is there a marvel for him out there

Speedball ffs, read the thread


Reading about how the Coens decided they'd rather pitch to Netflix than try to make a play for traditional studio money

afaik they pitched and sold it to Annapurna, then Annapurna got it financed by Netflix

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

If Hawke is passed over for Blaze and Speedball, I'll see if I can pull some strings with the casting director for the upcoming D-Man flick.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

he’ll have to get on the steroids

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

Max Lord was and is still Sam Neill


this is of course the correct answer

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

If Hawke is passed over for Blaze

he directed the solo film iirc so that would be a real snub

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

anyway he should play a middle-aged, battle-weary Cyclops

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

he directed the solo film iirc

the Method Man biopic?

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

I see what you did there Doc

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

Ok fine Ethan Hawke is Major Disaster, Oberon, or all four Challengers of the Unknown in different face prosthetics

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

Ethan Hawke is Matter Eater Lad

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

I still don't know what you're all talking about, but he should do a mo-cap Howard the Duck.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

fuck i can see that

does his turn as a magic vagina count

puppy bash (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

Ethan Hawke is Matter Eater Lad

see now we're talkin

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:09 (five years ago) link

Guys.

DarkHawke.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

does his turn as a magic vagina count

Howard's?

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

I was reading a review of her new movie and just thinking how Natalie Portman somehow managed to avoid the MCU, but then suddenly remembered she not only was in two of those Thor movies but is really the only actor to have jumped ship from the whole MCU enterprise.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Ed Norton! (Though really he was pushed out.)

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

Jeremy Renner too (?)

rob, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

As was Terence Howard. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

Yeah, and (Academy Award nominee!) Terrance Howard was sort of pushed out, too, right? But Portman opted out.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

Renner is still involved, isn't he? He just wasn't in the last one.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

xxxxposts (geez guys) Hugo Weaving is another that comes to mind. Zachary Levi opted for Captain Marvel (the other one) over Marvel. Terrence Howard and Edward Norton were some less voluntary émigrés.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

Renner is in the forthcoming Avengers fillum.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

Remains to be seen if any of the Guardians cast are going to split in the wake of the Gunn mess. Bautista sure seems checked out at this point.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

Bautista rules

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

Zachary Levi was in two Thor films. He hardly features in Thor 2 and his character was killed off in seconds in Thor Ragnarok. I don't know that there was much in the way of opting out there.

treefell, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

a) He was not portraying the character who was killed off in Ragnarok, b) I have a feeling that at least some of the dead Asgardians will be returning.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

ehhh the one-time villains bumped off at the end of the film, like bridges and weaving, don't count.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Bruh, no spoilerz but you might wanna watch you some Infinity War is alls I'm sayin'.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

that's not weaving!

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

That's what I'm saying!

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

okay, fine then!

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

Glad we were able to get the customary misunderstanding-laden tussle between heroes out of the way so quickly.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

now let's get on with derailing the captain marvel thread even further

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

(rolls up spandex sleeves)

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

Best Actor Nominees of the last 20 years:

Unaffiliated: 33 (Adrien Brody, Bill Murray, Brad Pitt, Bruce Dern, Bryan Cranston, Casey Affleck, Clint Eastwood, Colin Firth, Daniel Day-Lewis, David Strathairn, Demián Bichir, Denzel Washington, Dustin Hoffman, Eddie Redmayne, Ed Harris, Javier Bardem, Jean Dujardin, Johnny Depp, Leonardo Di Caprio, Matthew McConaughey, Peter Fonda, Peter O'Toole, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Richard Farnsworth, Richard Jenkins, Robert Duvall, Roberto Benigni, Russell Crowe, Sean Penn, Steve Carell, Timothée Chalamet, Tom Hanks, Viggo Mortensen)

Spiderman: 4 (Andrew Garfield, James Franco, Jamie Foxx, Michael Keaton**)

X-Men: 3 (Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, Ian McKellen)

Marvel MCU: 16 (Ben Kingsley, Benedict Cumberbatch, Bradley Cooper, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Daniel Kaluuya, Don Cheadle, Edward Norton, Forest Whitaker, Jeff Bridges, Jeremy Renner, Jude Law, Matt Damon*, Mickey Rourke, Nicolas Cage, Nick Nolte, Terrence Howard)

Batman: 11 (Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, George Clooney, Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, Michael Caine, Michael Keaton**, Morgan Freeman, Ryan Gosling, Tommy Lee Jones, Tom Wilkinson)

Other DC: 6 (Frank Langella, Geoffrey Rush***, Jesse Eisenberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Kevin Spacey, Will Smith)

* very brief cameo in Thor: Ragnarok
** double entry
*** a voice (1/2 points) in Green Lantern (double points)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

Going back to 25 years would also net us Woody Harrelson, Laurence Fishburne, Liam Neeson, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey Jr, and Ralph Fiennes, who played Alfred in the Lego Batman Movie.

Obviously there are very very few people in the 'Unaffiliated' who could claim any kind of high moral ground over their position.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

Some of those Unaffiliated folks starrd in some off-brand superhero stuff (e.g. Strathairn in Alphas). Also, Russell Crowe was in one of the nu Supermans, no?

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

Sure enough. And I'm sure you could come up with comics-related work for a lot of the people who haven't starred in superhero films per se (Hoffman in Dick Tracy immediately springs to mind).

I sponsor many ceremony dances in my beautiful pink roses palace (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

Hanks in Road to Perdition, Mortensen in History of Violence, Depp in From Hell, etc.

Probably not the point Andrew was making, but still.

I sponsor many ceremony dances in my beautiful pink roses palace (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

Superhero films definitely beneath the dignity of a Roberto Benigni.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

nominated for their comic movie work?

puppy bash (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Pretty sure only Olivier has earned that honor thus far.

I've seen the Academy Awards, I've been around (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

heath ledger only winner, right

puppy bash (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

Vincent D'Onofrio won best Supporting for Men In Black iirc

sans lep (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link

actually lol: both Paul Newman and William Hurt have had IRL Oscar Best Supporting noms for comic-book adaptations

sans lep (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:49 (five years ago) link

Brad Pitt had a cameo in Deadpool 2, so move him into the X-Men pile. (xps)

Vernon Locke, Friday, 7 December 2018 00:54 (five years ago) link

Good work on Brad Pitt, and of course Russell Crowe, as two-fisted Marlon Brando.

I didn't really have a point, except that I had a spare hour or so.

Best actress for the last 20:

Unaffiliated: 45 (Angelina Jolie, Carey Mulligan, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Charlize Theron, Charlotte Rampling, Diane Keaton, Ellen Burstyn, Emily Watson, Emmanuelle Riva, Felicity Huffman, Fernanda Montenegro, Frances McDormand, Gabourey Sidibe, Helen Mirren, Hilary Swank, Imelda Staunton, Isabelle Huppert, Janet McTeer, Jessica Chastain, Joan Allen, Judi Dench, Julia Roberts, Julianne Moore, Julie Christie, Juliette Binoche, Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley, Keisha Castle-Hughes, Laura Linney, Melissa Leo, Meryl Streep, Naomi Watts, Penélope Cruz, Quvenzhané Wallis, Reese Witherspoon, Renée Zellweger, Rooney Mara, Rosamund Pike, Ruth Negga, Sally Hawkins, Salma Hayek, Samantha Morton, Sandra Bullock, Saoirse Ronan, Sissy Spacek)

Spiderman: 3 (Emma Stone, Felicity Jones, Michelle Williams)

X-Men: 2 (Ellen Page, Jennifer Lawrence)

Marvel MCU: 6 (Annette Bening, Brie Larson, Cate Blanchett, Glenn Close, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman)

Batman: 3 (Anne Hathaway, Halle Berry, Marion Cotillard)

Other DC: 5 (Amy Adams, Diane Lane, Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Viola Davis)

It's worth pointing out that again, none of the people in the (much larger than the men) Unaffiliated are only doing 'proper' acting - they're just not in the expensive low-brow stuff.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 December 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

Another 5 years would just get us Angela Basset and Holly Hunter

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 December 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

And again, there's a non-negligible portion of the unaffiliated who've made non-superhero comics movies.

vocabulary is just a way to sound samrter than you actually are (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 December 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link


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