Are you involved in WITCHCRAFT and you don't even know it? Do you do any of the following?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Cats, Pandas & Prius	5
Avocados	2
Tarot Cards	2
Jazz Music	2
Falafel	2
Spirit Animals	1
Rachel Maddow	1
Black Lives Matter	1
Marijuanas	1
Fortune Cookies	1
Mathing	1
Yoga	1
Dank Meme Stashing	1
Starbucks	0
Veganism	0
Horoscope	0
Feminism	0
Crystals	0
Fluoride	0
Gingers	0
Catholicism	0
Liberalisms	0
Halloween	0

― map, Friday, 13 April 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link

I'm sure this isn't real but i don't care

― map, Friday, 13 April 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link

and i'm voting for avocados

― map, Friday, 13 April 2018 03:40 (six years ago) link

pretty much the main things i do are go out with my witch friends and make potions out of various rare ingredients that we spent the week gathering from mysterious places. there's almost always hair of some type in the cauldron! then we transform ourselves and fuck satan all night

so none of the above

― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 April 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link

Cats, pandas, and Prius is a sweet deal

― jmm, Friday, 13 April 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link

Yoga

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 13 April 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

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i love all this signs

― the late great, Friday, 13 April 2018 04:04 (six years ago) link

oops

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― the late great, Friday, 13 April 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

sigh

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― the late great, Friday, 13 April 2018 04:06 (six years ago) link

SPORT'S NUT'S

― obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 13 April 2018 09:47 (six years ago) link

What the shitting hell is a high fullutent?

Also lol at including racists AND Muslims.

― obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 13 April 2018 09:49 (six years ago) link

P.K?

― Colonel Poo, Friday, 13 April 2018 09:50 (six years ago) link

I'm sure this isn't real but i don't care

The only place I've seen this is from "Christians for Michelle Bachman", which is a joke/satire group. "Dank meme stashing" seems like a giveaway.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, 13 April 2018 11:07 (six years ago) link

WTF is 'Mathing' ?

― mark e, Friday, 13 April 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link

What does 'doing' spirit animals entail, exactly?

― Dethloaf LLC (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 April 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link

Are you involved in WITCHCRAFT and you don't even know it? Do you do any of the following?

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― #TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 April 2018 11:52 (six years ago) link

i don't get it why the list of former members of Labour's NEC?

― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 April 2018 11:55 (six years ago) link

they were trying to put a hex on corbyn iirc

― #TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 April 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link

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― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 13 April 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

wait, sitting contains protein?

― #TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 April 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

i don't know, buy the fucking booklet okay?

― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 13 April 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

a lusty response from a man clearly in the thrall of cheesy beans

― #TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 April 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

beanz meanz heinous libidinousnezz

― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 13 April 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

Misspelt 'shitting'.

― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 13 April 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 19 April 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 20 April 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Winner is eerily close to a Nomeansno song title

― obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 20 April 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link

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