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Poll Results
Option | Votes |
I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring. (Leo Kearse) | 4 |
Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day. | 3 |
I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger o | 3 |
I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time. (Lau | 3 |
In my last relationship I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me. (Daniel Au | 2 |
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed. (Olaf Falafel) | 2 |
Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off? (Alex Edelman) | 2 |
What do colour-blind people do when they are told to eat their greens? (Flo & Joan) | 0 |
Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY p | 0 |
I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the | 0 |
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 20 August 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
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