Likert Scale Poll

where is "Hey. How about fuck you, jack. How about that." option

This poll is awesome and I love it very much.

I don't likert

https://youtu.be/IkYUDQCYGHA?t=1m13s

PROS: it is simple. it is universally applicable to any positive statement. even idiots can identify a suitable answer from that list.

CONS: it is reductive as fuck. all positive statements are leveled to equal status and all opinions are given equal weight, no matter how well or poorly formed.

EXAMPLES:

A. That there tick hound of your'n is a good ol' dog.
Do you 1) strongly agree 2) agree 3) neither agree nor disagree 4) disagree 5) strongly disagree?

B. God is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere.
Do you 1) strongly agree 2) agree 3) neither agree nor disagree 4) disagree 5) strongly disagree?

Aimless I want to complete this survey now, are there more items

The survey was limited to two questions so as to take up as little of your valuable time as possible. Please post your answers below. They will be tabulated at a later date and published in The Journal of Tick Hound Theology.

I currently have access to a well-resourced university library and if The Journal of Tick Hound Theology doesn't exist I'm going to strongly disagree with the universe

I should hope the journal of tick hound theology resembles this quote about Chinese metaphysics, from the pickwick papers, that I just remembered for no reason

‘An abstruse subject, I should conceive,’ said Mr. Pickwick.

‘Very, Sir,’ responded Pott, looking intensely sage. ‘He crammed for it, to use a technical but expressive term; he read up for the subject, at my desire, in the “Encyclopaedia Britannica.” ’

‘Indeed!’ said Mr. Pickwick; ‘I was not aware that that valuable work contained any information respecting Chinese metaphysics.’

‘He read, Sir,’ rejoined Pott, laying his hand on Mr. Pickwick’s knee, and looking round with a smile of intellectual superiority—‘he read for metaphysics under the letter M, and for China under the letter C, and combined his information, Sir!’

seems reasonable

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Did not expect such animosity towards this classic implement