Things you do when no one else is looking

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(That you’re aware of at least )

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Post to ilx

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

talk to myself

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

play w/ my skin tags

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

abduct kids

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

Adjust shirt tuckage

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

record a collabo with Justin Bieber

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

Pick my nose.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

Masturbate.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

Not at the same time though.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

I was having a degenerate laugh attack the other day, thinking about how fucked up it would be knocking on a randoms door and asking if I could borrow a wetwipe, so I could scratch my itchy arse in a dignified and hygienic manner!

calzino, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

one time on my birthday my girlfriend put a blindfold on me and sat me down at the dinner table so I pulled down my pants and started scratching the rash I had to the right of my right nutsack and then I took off the blindfold and saw 10 of my friends seated around the table for a surprise party

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

Be dead and alive at the same time

coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

There’s nothing worse than seeing so many guys scratch and pull their dicks in public even when talking to people

A lot of guys do this

Like dude seriously

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

lol wins

fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

~dance~

rip van wanko, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

i'm not sure, someone is always looking

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

Sing hymns

tangenttangent, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

Three young ladies in a school gym locker

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

Cool it Marty McFly

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

seethe with hatred

WmC, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

flag post

macropuente (map), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

lightly scratch my scalp and smell it

InfoWarriors (Spottie), Monday, 3 September 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link

ew guys theres a reason you do these things when no one is looking *makes grossed out face*

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2018 06:20 (five years ago) link

youtube voice blind auditions

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Monday, 3 September 2018 06:24 (five years ago) link

BTW There’s nothing worse than seeing so many guys scratch and pull their dicks in public even when talking to people

Yes this - ffs, 3 year old boys do this and are scolded/trained out of it. Dont do this!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2018 07:01 (five years ago) link

trim tiny, tiny sharp edges and bumps off my fingernails with scissors, they drive me mad but I know it's crazy

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 3 September 2018 07:25 (five years ago) link

Sing to my dogs
Read aloud (often to my dogs)

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Monday, 3 September 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

I sing like all the time when no one's around, usually made-up songs, often about the things that I'm also doing while no one's around. But more often I'm just repeatedly singing some stupid rhyme or phrase that I'm inordinately pleased to have discovered. I occasionally wonder if my brain is well.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

I wrote a song about Yogurt Burt earlier. While eating yogurt. I don't know who that is.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link


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