(That you’re aware of at least )
― calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
Post to ilx
talk to myself
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link
play w/ my skin tags
abduct kids
Adjust shirt tuckage
― calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link
record a collabo with Justin Bieber
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link
Pick my nose.
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link
Masturbate.
Not at the same time though.
I was having a degenerate laugh attack the other day, thinking about how fucked up it would be knocking on a randoms door and asking if I could borrow a wetwipe, so I could scratch my itchy arse in a dignified and hygienic manner!
― calzino, Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link
one time on my birthday my girlfriend put a blindfold on me and sat me down at the dinner table so I pulled down my pants and started scratching the rash I had to the right of my right nutsack and then I took off the blindfold and saw 10 of my friends seated around the table for a surprise party
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link
Be dead and alive at the same time
― coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
There’s nothing worse than seeing so many guys scratch and pull their dicks in public even when talking to peopleA lot of guys do thisLike dude seriously
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link
lol wins
― fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
~dance~
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
i'm not sure, someone is always looking
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
Sing hymns
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link
Three young ladies in a school gym locker
― calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link
Cool it Marty McFly
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link
seethe with hatred
― WmC, Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link
flag post
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 2 September 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
lightly scratch my scalp and smell it
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Monday, 3 September 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link
ew guys theres a reason you do these things when no one is looking *makes grossed out face*
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2018 06:20 (five years ago) link
youtube voice blind auditions
― lee guacamole (darraghmac), Monday, 3 September 2018 06:24 (five years ago) link
BTW There’s nothing worse than seeing so many guys scratch and pull their dicks in public even when talking to people
Yes this - ffs, 3 year old boys do this and are scolded/trained out of it. Dont do this!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 September 2018 07:01 (five years ago) link
trim tiny, tiny sharp edges and bumps off my fingernails with scissors, they drive me mad but I know it's crazy
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 3 September 2018 07:25 (five years ago) link
Sing to my dogsRead aloud (often to my dogs)
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Monday, 3 September 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
I sing like all the time when no one's around, usually made-up songs, often about the things that I'm also doing while no one's around. But more often I'm just repeatedly singing some stupid rhyme or phrase that I'm inordinately pleased to have discovered. I occasionally wonder if my brain is well.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
I wrote a song about Yogurt Burt earlier. While eating yogurt. I don't know who that is.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link