RIP America AKA the USA

Pour one out.

My favorite part was the notion of checks and balances. That seemed like a pretty good idea for a while.

dude

rip it, rip it good

I mean I get that it's a little premature inasmuch as we don't know what the new name of this piece of land will be (I texted my vote for Trumpsylvania but I guess we'll see!). But like what else are you going to do while you sit around the hospice, read that issue of People from 1997 for a third time?

https://i.imgur.com/apOiox0.png

People seemed pretty jaded about them towards the end there but I was still awed by the majesty of those purple mountains.

usMAGa

the mountains aren't going anywhere weirdo

i mean, they probably are in a few thousand eons

Yes, but will they ever be quite as purple?

don't be a drama queen

mount up

Remember that time when we joined hands across you, America? That was quite a spree, wasn't it.

do you realize how good you've got it, young man

i voted for kodos

it's cool i got to see pax americana and then the downfall all in my life. you olds are gonna miss out, 2060 is gonna be lit

gonna be lit by countless wildfires scorching across the barren plain that once birthed trees.

Quit crying you ppl have guns.

it's my country and i'll cry if i want to

this is the thread where I OTM Dr. Morbius

R.I.P. - I thought the San Andreas fault and the Yellowstone supervolcano were gonna get you first.

i used to think affecting a blasé, fatalistic attitude about the future of the world was cool too, it's not as much fun since i had kids

yeah really

S’why I will never have kids

U guys are being very root at this wake for the United States of America, it is a time for sombar reflection and a montage of memories set to the song 'Hello Darkness My Old Friend'.

my country very root to me what can I do

i used to think affecting a blasé, fatalistic attitude about the future of the world was cool too, it's not as much fun since i had kids

Well, at least you see where you went wrong.

Stop being such a dick

Quit crying you ppl have guns.

otm

i mean the having guns, everywhere, all the time part

not the quit crying part

I remeber the streets of America, they were paved with the guns we weren't using anymore so that if you ever lost any of the multiple guns you carryed on you all the time you could just chip another one out of the roadbed, easy.

Ameeeeeeria the beauuuuuuutifful, for am there waves of great

how did we go so wrong to stray from the founders' glorious vision of a land where black people were slaves and women weren't allowed to vote

Well, at least you see where you went wrong.

― grawlix (unperson), Friday, October 5, 2018 7:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is more offensive than brett kavanaugh + mitch mcconnell + lindsey graham + donald trump combined

old lunch you joke but i fully expect the unborn to have concealed carry reciprocity in all 50 states by 2024

One of the oddest features of the coloring book American history most prominent pundits are working off of is the erasure of the early 20th century, which was also incredibly violent and fractious. https://t.co/5cDkdVHomv

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) October 7, 2018

what's struck me most over the past two years is how many people treat "american history" and "world history" as two entirely unrelated topics. i guess that's understandable, since that's how we were taught, but it's still stupid.

old lunch you joke but i fully expect the unborn to have concealed carry reciprocity in all 50 states by 2024

― the late great, Sunday, October 7, 2018 1:08 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Now a-days, even the babies got guns
Diaper snipers having clock-tower fun
Misplace the bottle, might catch a bad one
Have a mid-life crisis when you're ten years young" - aesop rock