RIP Susan Collins

not really

Who's Susan Collins?

the dessicated husk of American democracy

Susin Colinz for presidnet

you can't predict baseball, suzyn

Can I still call her Mindy Moderate

Not until she displays moderation, sorry. And making sad faces on MSNBC doesn't count.

Alliteration, though.

Maine is hard to read, but I'd like to think that whoever her Dem opponent is in 2020 would have a reasonable shot.

Breaking: video of her tragic demise just released

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3NtCJQuxKw

she may not be that conservative, but she's partisan as hell

Sara Gideon, the Maine speaker of the house and a democrat, suggested today on twitter that she might be running in 2020 (I assume whether or not Collins is retiring). I'm hoping she does

was informed today by the @dataandpolitics twitter that Collins represents fewer constituents than a single Los Angeles County Supervisor

I'm not a wornan
but I know a traitor when I see one
and I see you've traded your soul
for your piece of the prize
I'm not a woman
but if I were to be one
I know I'd be appalled
at your party's pitiful lies

assholes come in all genders
when it comes to legal tender
you'd better best remember
we'll run you out of town
when it comes November
it's your party we'll dismember
you'd better best remember
what goes around comes around

Thoughts and prayers

castle rock's mummy senator

Susan Collins could have just quietly sold her soul like a normal hack, but no, she made the whole country listen while she painstakingly undermined Ford's testimony in a way that will probably do lasting emotional damage, compounded by Kavanaugh's appointment for life. A monster

— David Klion🌹🔥 (@DavidKlion) October 5, 2018

Alliteration, though.

Susan Supportabusers uses alliteration and assonance along with her real name, and has the added benefit of being very terrible, so perfect for ILX politics tradition.

lean in

Odd that she was still walking when the human element had been removed so much earlier.
Was she a fictional figure who had totally different responses to the real potential.
Assume today says no longer qualifies anyway.
& hope every moment is measured

https://www.thecut.com/2020/02/susan-collins-moderate-legacy-trump.html

good article

.@SenSusanCollins is exactly the kind of independent, thoughtful, and effective leader that we desperately need in the Senate. I'm proud to support her re-election. pic.twitter.com/WTTO8itGt9

— Larry Hogan (@LarryHogan) September 18, 2020

the idiot massachusetts gov did one of these too

"I think the Republican Party needs many more politicians like Susan Collins, because the more I think about it, the more I realize that whenever the moronic base of the Republican Party deserts us mealy-mouthed faux-centrists who have abandoned all scruples or ideals, my own career is toast, because the so-called 'Republican moderates' like Collins and me have zero credibility with Democrats and the day we could change parties and get elected is a distant memory."

-- Larry Hogan --

Fingers crossed. Figuratively speaking.