Are we living in a simulation?

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People actually take this seriously.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/

https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/what-simulation-hypothesis-why-some-think-life-simulated-reality-ncna913926

Some scientists said a computer could not model quantum phenomena but I don’t think this makes a lot of sense. What do we know about the nature of entity that simulates us?

https://cosmosmagazine.com/physics/physicists-find-we-re-not-living-in-a-computer-simulation

This is a pretty readable article in the pro camp.

https://medium.com/indian-thoughts/world-is-a-simulation-and-god-is-the-machine-d6e000aa21c6

Poll Results

OptionVotes
stfu 28
No 27
Yes 15


Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:04 (five years ago) link

What do you mean, "we"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:07 (five years ago) link

Residents of earth

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:08 (five years ago) link

Some people take the hollow-earth theory seriously. Some people take Jordan Peterson seriously. Some people are not to be trusted with sharp objects. This is axiomatic.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:09 (five years ago) link

Roll the booooones
Roll the boooones

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:11 (five years ago) link

voted yes, unironically

this whole topic REALLY pisses a lot of people off

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:15 (five years ago) link

Neanderthal otm

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:17 (five years ago) link

if treesh wants to become one of those people who posts on the "glitch in the matrix" reddit board and thinks they died in 2010 but it got rolled back or whatever well then i support it

ciderpress, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:17 (five years ago) link

Need an "it doesn't matter" option

resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:22 (five years ago) link

it's there

ciderpress, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:25 (five years ago) link

I feel like "stfu" is for ppl mad about the question. I'm not mad, just feels inconsequential

resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:28 (five years ago) link

inconsequential feels like the appropriate word. What would you do differently, if you decided that your perceptions of yourself and the universe were the result of "a simulation"? more to the point, what is this "simulation" simulating and how would that be any different than this "reality" being real?

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 14 January 2019 05:39 (five years ago) link

I’ll argue about this a bit more tomorrow I guess. fwiw my position is not “we are living in a simulation”, but I think it’s as likely as any other expiation I’ve heard. People roll their eyes at it, but I guess I roll my eyes at anyone who thinks that anything else is more plausible

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:40 (five years ago) link

That last aimless post otm btw

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:41 (five years ago) link

Assuming the answer is “nothing”

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 January 2019 05:42 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure that I would do anything differently, but I imagine that it would massively impact how I thought about myself and the things around me. If I'm in a simulation (something like a computer simulation, which I think is what we're talking about here) then it seems to follow that the simulation has been designed or programmed by someone, and so I can start to wonder about the nature of the designer, why they made this thing, why the features of it are the way they are, and why I'm part of it. And I can wonder about what the world outside of the simulation is like, which is another way to put the question "What is this 'simulation' simulating?" That doesn't seem inconsequential for me.

jmm, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:01 (five years ago) link

"which dreamed it?" remains a salient question but despite the apparent novelty of its present form i don't think there's been any actual advance in its tech for quite some time

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:11 (five years ago) link

I can start to wonder about the nature of the designer, why they made this thing, why the features of it are the way they are, and why I'm part of it.

brave new concerns for a brave new century

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:12 (five years ago) link

Lisa Randall otm. We hate oursleves so much for fucking everything up, and we want to belive we're one failed branch in a much larger optimization. But this is reality that we are fucking up. And the probabilities people invoke for these arguments are usually one part of a long string of condotional probabilities.

why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 January 2019 06:18 (five years ago) link

Conditional

why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 January 2019 06:18 (five years ago) link

needs a 'no and stfu' option

why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 January 2019 06:19 (five years ago) link

it feels like a lazy way out of answering a fundamental question we don't know the answer to. Like panspermia: how does life originate, we don't know, oh look a comet, there's the answer, done.

StanM, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:22 (five years ago) link

Sufjan otm, I suspect that's part of the appeal, consciously or not. It's no biggie, just a trial run, right?

resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 14 January 2019 06:23 (five years ago) link

i will get grimes to write a ballad of this dream

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:23 (five years ago) link

brave new concerns for a brave new century

I didn't say any of that was new. I'm not that interested in the Bostrom formulation myself. My point was just to resist the idea that this kind of question is inconsequential. I could also say that it's not inconsequential whether we're inside of a dream.

J.E.H. Smith has a good post on this topic: https://www.jehsmith.com/1/2016/06/we-are-not-living-in-a-video-game-simulation.html

The particular form the new version takes offers a vivid case study in the consequences of historical and anthropological ignorance. How self-congratulatory and parochial does a member of a given culture, at a given moment, have to be, to suppose that reality itself takes the form of a particular technology developed within that very culture in the course of one's own lifetime? Consider the familiar claim that 'the brain is like a computer', or, switching the comparative 'like' for the stoner one, that 'the brain is, like, a computer'. Is this not effectively to say that this thing that has been around in nature for hundreds of millions of years turns out to in fact have been, all along, this other thing that we ourselves came up with in the past few decades?

jmm, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:35 (five years ago) link

oh i wasn't aiming my snot at you (or being sarcastic w "salient"). we agree i think. there have been thousands of years of work done on this question and metaphors have come and gone.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:49 (five years ago) link

(tho pointlessly imo, because what's ever gonna work better than a dream)

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link

you are living in a simulation

(ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Monday, 14 January 2019 07:34 (five years ago) link

Your grandmothers were right, kids: video games have ruined everything.

Three Word Username, Monday, 14 January 2019 09:02 (five years ago) link

bold take: we havent rly fucked everything up things are pretty good

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:32 (five years ago) link

just cuz life is pretty good for you (and for me tbh) doesn't mean things aren't fucked up

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

relative to what

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link

also my life is awful fu

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link

This reminds me of the first time I heard "Sh-Boom", particularly the opening line "Life Could Be A Dream" - I was full of the pondering that we (or maybe it's YOU) could wake up and find that none of this exists. Particularly as the version of "Sh-Boom" was by Stan Freberg.

Mark G, Monday, 14 January 2019 10:07 (five years ago) link

relative to what

relative to how unfucked they could be obv

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:45 (five years ago) link

yeah idk how valid that is a comparator

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 11:10 (five years ago) link

And there are other reasons to think we might be virtual. For instance, the more we learn about the universe, the more it appears to be based on mathematical laws. Perhaps that is not a given, but a function of the nature of the universe we are living in. “If I were a character in a computer game, I would also discover eventually that the rules seemed completely rigid and mathematical,” said Max Tegmark, a cosmologist at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). “That just reflects the computer code in which it was written.”
Furthermore, ideas from information theory keep showing up in physics. “In my research I found this very strange thing,” said James Gates, a theoretical physicist at the University of Maryland. “I was driven to error-correcting codes—they’re what make browsers work. So why were they in the equations I was studying about quarks and electrons and supersymmetry? This brought me to the stark realization that I could no longer say people like Max are crazy.”

This sounds like deism

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 11:27 (five years ago) link

We might be living in a simulation
But I'm still living for that stimulation
WHEEEEDLYDEEEDLYDEEEEEEEEEE (guitar solo sound)

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 January 2019 11:28 (five years ago) link

ah look this idea isn't a new idea, the notion that this reality isn't the ultimate reality, sooner or later some of these kids will discover gnosticism or prakrti or gorgias or what the fuck ever.

reality is broken, we don't know and will never know why, take it seriously or don't but for god's sake at least try to be kind.

Sigur Ros or Pomplamoose type shit (rushomancy), Monday, 14 January 2019 11:33 (five years ago) link

It does neatly explain some things people have always intuited—like the existence of a realm of pure being that is more “real” than this one.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 11:34 (five years ago) link

Or whar rushomancy just said. (Can’t see if someone has posted on safari mobile).

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link

To me, God being a computer programming AI is the worst of all possible worlds, almost. It must be cruel to program all this suffering in but then someone could say the same of God.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 11:44 (five years ago) link

suffering does predominate in all of the fictions we produce, there's no reason our own simulating overlords wouldn't also bring the pain

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 14 January 2019 11:58 (five years ago) link

So this is just westworld

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 12:12 (five years ago) link

actually a very interesting and good q imo which occupies not-non-adjacent ethical space with "how would you live differently if you knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that a divine Being existed"

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 January 2019 12:20 (five years ago) link

the world would certainly be a healthier and happier place. the trick is to see the divine in what we can already perceive. children need to be shown nature and volcanos and stuff

imago, Monday, 14 January 2019 12:23 (five years ago) link

that's true joan. the idea of the simulation question is interesting to me basically for that reason--this is really about metaphysics not technology

Trϵϵship, Monday, 14 January 2019 12:25 (five years ago) link

fuck washing a virtual toilet then

rip van wanko, Monday, 14 January 2019 12:27 (five years ago) link

actually a very interesting and good q imo which occupies not-non-adjacent ethical space with "how would you live differently if you knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that a divine Being existed"

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 January 2019 12:20 (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do i know what they want?

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 12:48 (five years ago) link

Microsoft Fight or Flight Simulator

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 January 2019 12:53 (five years ago) link

I just wrote this incontrovertible proof that I am. Dunno about you.

https://haonowshaokao.com/2020/04/11/what-are-the-seven-wolves/

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

Fascinating. I did some deep googling and was able to find reference to Seven Wolves in a Cherokee legend called "The Groundhog Dance."

https://www.firstpeople.us/FP-Html-Legends/OriginOfTheGroundhogDance-Cherokee.html

I also found this:

We represented the wolf geographical range as seven demes, defined by major geographical barriers through time.

The European deme is bordered by open water from the north and the west (the Arctic and the Atlantic oceans, respectively); the Ural Mountains from the east; and the Mediterranean, the Black and the Caspian Sea and the Caucasus mountains from the south.

The Middle‐Eastern deme consists of the Arabian Peninsula, Anatolia and Mesopotamia and is bordered by the Black Sea, the Caspian Sea and the Aral Sea in the north; the Indian Ocean in the south; the Tien Shen mountain range, the Tibetan Plateau and the Himalayas from the east; and the Mediterranean Sea in the west.

The Central North Eurasian deme consist of the Siberian Plateau and is bordered by the Arctic Ocean from the north; the Ural Mountains from the west; the Lena River and mountain ranges of northeastern Siberia (Chersky and Verkhoyansk ranges) from the east; and the Tien Shen mountain range, the Tibetan Plateau and the Gobi Desert from southeast.

The East Eurasian deme is bordered by the Tien Shen mountain range, the Tibetan Plateau and Gobi desert from the west; the Pacific Ocean from the east; and the Lena river and the mountain ranges of northeastern Siberia (Chersky and Verkhoyansk ranges) from the north.

The Beringia deme spans the Bering Strait, which was a land bridge during large parts of the Late Pleistocene and the Early Holocene. It is bordered to the west by the Lena River and mountain ranges of northeastern Siberia (Chersky and Verkhoyansk ranges), and to the south and east by the extent of the Cordillerian and Laurentide ice sheets during the LGM.

The Arctic North America deme consists of an area of the North American continent east of the Rocky Mountains and west of Greenland, that was covered by ice during the last glaciation and is at present known as the Canadian Arctic Archipelago.

The North America deme consists of an area in the Northern American subcontinent up to and including the area that was covered by the Cordillerian and Laurentide ice sheets during the last glaciation (Raghavan et al., 2015).

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

Good digging. However I am if anything more convinced now.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

if you google arbitrary numbers of wolves, you get differing numbers of results for brands, stories, etc.

"six wolves" seems to be even more popular than seven

mh, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

although seven is generally considered to be a lucky number in multiple cultures

mh, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link

How many wolves are in the average pack? Probably more than seven.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

Also seven being lucky could just be the simulation creating some retcon justification

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link

Have you looked up the legend of "Seven and the Ragged Tiger?"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

7 days in a week 7 years in the jubilee

Mordy, Friday, 10 April 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link

Average pack size is six wolves. A pack usually consists of an alpha male, alpha female, current offspring, and a few yearlings. There also may be a few adult subordinate wolves in the pack. Wolves will usually stay with the pack until 2-3 years of age.

mh, Friday, 10 April 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

New hypothesis argues the universe simulates itself into existence

A physics paper proposes neither you nor the world around you are real.

A new hypothesis says the universe self-simulates itself in a "strange loop". A paper from the Quantum Gravity Research institute proposes there is an underlying panconsciousness. The work looks to unify insight from quantum mechanics with a non-materialistic perspective.

https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/new-hypothesis-argues-the-universe-simulates-itself-into-existence

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

spelled "stimulate" wrong

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link

glad we worked this out

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

The scientists link their hypothesis to panpsychism, which sees everything as thought or consciousness. The authors think that their "panpsychic self-simulation model" can even explain the origin of an overarching panconsciousness at the foundational level of the simulations, which "self-actualizes itself in a strange loop via self-simulation." This panconsciousness also has free will and its various nested levels essentially have the ability to select what code to actualize, while making syntax choices. The goal of this consciousness? To generate meaning or information.

Let's see how much trendy bullshit we can cram into one paragraph.

jmm, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

A new "hypothesis"! Nobel prizes all round! This is almost certainly next-level woo but I'm tempted to go down the rabbit hole if only for the lols.

We have not used the term “God” in place of panconsciousness in this document because that is an ambiguous and confusing term. It has many meanings. Two of the most general meanings associated with that word are ideas anathema to this thesis. The first is that God is infinite. This is not the case in the SSH model. Our panpsychic substrate evolves. The second is the popular idea in many religions that God creates everything. Our panpsychic self-simulation is everything and is collectively created by everything within it. It is unitary and interdependent, where the panconsciousness cannot exist without evolving through us and everything else that can make decisions.

ledge, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

Is the universe a simulation or is human consciousness a simulation? Discuss.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

Looked up Klee Irwin and apparently quantum physicist is his second career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OppvPEM0wEQ

jmm, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

Let's see how much trendy bullshit we can cram into one paragraph.

― jmm, Tuesday, December 15, 2020 4:10 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^ this sounds like someone who's simulated would say tbf

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

i wish i was able to grow a pencil moustache, they say so much

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

'Strange Loops' are Hofstadter's thing, iirc.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

The goal of this consciousness? To generate meaning or information.

Least plausible element.

Luna Schlosser, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

alamy stock is the new snorg girl

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

The concept of a simulation requires that some reality exists apart from the simulation for it to be similar to, otherwise there is nothing to simulate.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

this is not really propopsing a "simulation" per se, they're just using that idea as a jumping off point

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

If I can't even tell that I'm in a simulation, the fuck do I care if robots use me as AAs in their Walkman?

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

why do physicists always think they’re uniquely equipped to solve reality once and for all

haven’t read the paper so the article may be selling it short but it makes it sound like a mashup of ideas (some I like more than others) that have been buzzing around for a while in whatever you call that weird interdisciplinary zone where they talk about emergence a lot. the simulation angle seems tacked on like a hashtag to get it trending

Left, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

worth revisiting:

Looked up Klee Irwin and apparently quantum physicist is his second career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OppvPEM0wEQ

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

that weird interdisciplinary zone where they talk about emergence a lot.

Ding ding ding

https://quantumgravityresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/logo-ret-4-13-17.gif

jmm, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

Dr. Franklin Pangborn, Physicist

Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

The concept of a simulation requires that some reality exists apart from the simulation for it to be similar to, otherwise there is nothing to simulate.

Was just about to say. 'Everything is a simulation' is virtually indistinguishable from 'everything is real'.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

this is *not* a simulation theory

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

it's the new generation of Oldsmobile

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

The concept of a simulation requires that some reality exists apart from the simulation for it to be similar to, otherwise there is nothing to simulate.

― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, December 15, 2020 12:22 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i agree with this part “ The concept of a simulation requires that some reality exists apart from the simulation“ but not what follows. simulation does not mean “make something similar to” and a simulation doesn’t require a similar counterpart in reality

flopson, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

i cut my finger while peeling carrots yesterday. if this is a simulation, it's quite a painful and gross one and i want a word with the mods.

treeship., Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

Wikipedia has settled on this definition: "A simulation is an approximate imitation of the operation of a process or system that represents its operation over time."

As I'd define a simulation, it is an extension in time of the concept of a simulacrum. While it is possible to create a simulacrum of something that does not exist directly in reality, such as a pink elephant, or a Death Star, I'd be surprised to discover any simulation whose components are not wholly modeled upon or derived from some aspect of reality, if you include mathematics as an aspect of reality. I won't rule out being surprised, though. It has happened often enough before.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

there are multiple definitions of simulation, but that one is not the one that people have in mind when they say ‘we are living in a simulation’. all it means is “fake data generated in a computer.” no similarity to any existing part of reality is necessary. an artist or mathematician could simulate completely abstract systems with no representation in mind. for example it’s obvious that we could simulate the game The Sims with a crazy species of aliens from our imagination instead of humans. in analogy, our experiences might be simulated by some other super smart species who have better computers than us. they don’t even have to have imagined us too vividly, they just need a good model and then they feed it some initial conditions and let it rip. it happens that most existing simulations do have a real counterpart, but thats just historical circumstance. engineers simulate air planes flying because it’s cheaper and safer than testing real planes and crashing a bunch of them in the process

flopson, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

I have no idea

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

i agree it’s an unfortunate development in the etymology of the word though

flopson, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

I thought the timing of the Good Place being right at a point when a number of things were obviously going in completely the wrong direction was oddly fitting.

Might just be an indication that life was following a similar pattern.

That was an interesting take on a simulation of a different set up.
I thought the usual take was about brains in vats which normally tied in with a famous thought experiment we studied in Philosophy but I'm going blank on who the philosopher writing it was.
Like would you know if things were real or if you were being fed false information passing itself off as a form of reality.
So if everything was false and you still did stupid things like stubbing your toes and knocking fragile objects flying and forgetting things how would you tell? & if you were a Buddhist and everything is false anyway would you mind.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

i feel that if this were a simulation then that guy that plays maverick in those movies, you know about whom i'm talking, given that his unnamed and therefore unactionable affiliated religious organization's super-duper powers center is trying way hard to prove a point, that guy would have developed the ability to fly like neo and bend the artificial construct that we think of as time and space, and he'd already be telling us all about it. that ain't happened. also i believe keanu reeves of all of us would actually innately have this predisposition to superpowers if such actually existed, but keanu being keanu, he'd think it immodest to show off thusly and so we'll never know. keanu can probably fly irl, but he's just as happy taking a bus, because someone on that bus might need his help like in that one movie where he takes that bus.

idk where i'm going with this but it's more that likely about how we're blessed to live in the era of keanu than about simulation theory.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 11 May 2024 11:41 (two days ago) link

cyberpunk2077 players are blessed and cursed to live in both

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 11 May 2024 13:31 (two days ago) link

who the fuck runs the simulation then?

Ste, Saturday, 11 May 2024 17:32 (two days ago) link

What is their purpose of existence?

Ste, Saturday, 11 May 2024 17:32 (two days ago) link

It's run by turtles. Who learned to program. Their purpose is to move fast (fast for turtles, that is) and break things.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 May 2024 17:50 (two days ago) link

why they making me work this shit job, fucking turtle shit heads

Ste, Saturday, 11 May 2024 17:52 (two days ago) link

Did you miss the "break things" part?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 May 2024 17:56 (two days ago) link

oh yeah, sorry

Ste, Saturday, 11 May 2024 18:53 (two days ago) link

It's run by turtles. Who learned to program. Their purpose is to move fast (fast for turtles, that is) and break things.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless)

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i feel that if this were a simulation then that guy that plays maverick in those movies, you know about whom i'm talking, given that his unnamed and therefore unactionable affiliated religious organization's super-duper powers center is trying way hard to prove a point, that guy would have developed the ability to fly like neo and bend the artificial construct that we think of as time and space, and he'd already be telling us all about it. that ain't happened. also i believe keanu reeves of all of us would actually innately have this predisposition to superpowers if such actually existed, but keanu being keanu, he'd think it immodest to show off thusly and so we'll never know. keanu can probably fly irl, but he's just as happy taking a bus, because someone on that bus might need his help like in that one movie where he takes that bus.

idk where i'm going with this but it's more that likely about how we're blessed to live in the era of keanu than about simulation theory.

― slugbuggy

i have good news slugbuggy there is a way to develop the ability to fly like neo

it's called estrogen

(if people are going to call me a social contagion i'm going to fucking _earn_ the title)

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 11 May 2024 19:02 (two days ago) link


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