rfi: hard dick in cinema

I actually don't know any examples offhand. I haven't seen a lot of Gay Cinema and I imagine it abounds there, but also would love to know about hard dick in films that are not specifically gay, and might be said to confront the straight male audience with the hardness of its own dick. thanks in advance

I've heard there's a new Gaspar Noe film in theaters right now

The Greek comedy Chevalier from a few years ago features hard dick in a not (especially) gay context, and is worth a watch as it certainly is confronting the masculinity of its audience

South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

under the skin has a few onscreen boners right before the boner-wielders are submerged and disintegrated in black goo by sexy alien scarlett johansson, the object of their desire

dunno if that fits the criteria but it’s a good movie

you can see the shadow of sam neill's hard dick in possession iirc

not really what this thread is about but

Holy Motors I think?

i can't think of any which "confront the straight male audience with the hardness of its own dick" but there is the horrible climactic scene in the Brown Bunny (a prosthetic apparently) and there's a boner somewhere in the Idiots

lucia y el sexo has a few

I can think of loads of examples of “straight cinema” with hard dick in tbh

Two of the more confrontational are Baise-moi and in the realm of the senses

oh, isn't the antichrist dick crushing of an erect penis?

to live and die in l.a. (maybe)

Trier has like half a dozen hard dicks in his oeuvre

Billy Bob Thornton has a noticeable boner as he's watching Scarlett Johannsson play piano in 'The Man Who Wasn't There', though it's kept undercover.

I seem to remember a visible erection in Angels & Insects, but it's been almost 25 years.

Plenty in Despentes « Baise Moi » !

a glimpse in Blue is the Warmest Color

Michael Fassbender's is limp in Shame, and yet longer than most of the erections listed here

In The Realm Of The Senses
We Are The Flesh

The Beast (Borowyczk) has erect horse dicks if you're so inclined.

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2018/06/08/27286714/this-ones-for-the-ladies-serves-humanity-with-a-side-of-dicks

there is a pornhub compilation of "mainstream" movies.

which reminds me that I saw Charlotte Gainsbourg in a cheeseshop once.

Didn't Boogie Nights have a (prosthetic) hard dick?

I honestly don't remember much if anything in the way of hard dick on screen, I think the prosthetic dick in the ending shot is just large but flaccid, having been carefully kept off screen like the contents of Marcellus Wallace's suitcase or whatever until then

There's a bit earlier where Dirk is admiring his underwear-covered (and irl prosthetic) bulge.

Bergman's Persona was for years censored in the UK because the opening montage includes a very brief image of an erect cock

That "Nine Songs" film?

^^Oh yes. In related news,I just looked up Margo Stilley, and she's playing Cynthia Plaster-Caster in an upcoming film.

Mark Rylance got a blowjob in a movie once. The way people say dog owners look like their dogs is also true of Rylance and his penis.

mention of cynthia plaster-caster reminds me: there was a plaster cast sequence in WR: Mysteries Of The Organism - can't remember whether or not it showed wood though

^^It showed Wood.

Brown Bunny, just the base :(

Taxi zum Klo

does anchorman count

I haven't seen it for years, but I'm almost 110% certain there was hard dick in Short Bus. Probably a lot.

yea I think so too

Penis Pump in Magic Mike

A little view of a nubby boner in Dogtooth iirc.
The bee-people mating scene (don't ask) in Matthew Barney's Cremaster 2, although it all looked pretty prosthetic.

Carax has a thing for this > there's one in Les Amants du Pont-Neuf. (again Lavant.)

Autumn's Ball.

It's usually European arthouse.

i keep thinking about milo's post

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very depressing movie though. (warning)

Yeah pola x was one of the 1st films I saw to have this. By the time we get to nymphomaniac & love I remember being surprised that anyone was still making a fuss, it felt like this had stopped being novel a long time ago

There is wood in the recent Rolling Stone magazine documentary - footage of the Plaster Casters in action...

xp By “this” I mean not just hard dick but hardcore inserts/unsimulated sex or whatever - as this thread shows it feels like a hallmark of 90s euro “transgression” with some earlier examples. You get hard dick in ozon Ruth Rendell adaptations nowadays, that’s pretty mor arthouse

"Erect penis" is an IMDB keyword.

TBH, the only time I seen it arguably necessary the plot in a non-erotic film was Angels and Insects (1995)

i keep thinking about milo's post

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