https://twitter.com/dick_nixon: most important voice in contemp politic?

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— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

The fellow who gets five minutes on the Hayes program can do that. The Speaker can't give them any oxygen. https://t.co/oosWJEAW7T

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

My God, it's not difficult. You can call for his head all you want. She can't. She does it now, they hit her with "vendetta" when the time comes.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

Pelosi is doing the political thing, and it's not the respectability crap you think it is.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

The only comparable thing I can think of is the Phillies insisting Harry Kalas sit with them in the back of the plane. One fellow new to the team questioned it. He didn't last long.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

Here is the local article about what the players did for Uecker. It spends more time with him. https://t.co/jlhtT9MI29

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

A full player's share. My God, what a mark of respect. I can't remember it happening before, but I'm not surprised. https://t.co/lbKehpWkpe

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

As I've said countless times, this is the most clear and present threat to peace and security in the world. Pay attention.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

Even if Article 50 is extended there is growing fear of an accidental no-deal "Brexit." Time may run out to pass legislation to block it.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

If the deal fails -- likely -- there will be a Wednesday vote on whether to proceed with no deal, and a Thursday vote on extending Article 50. But if May loses narrowly, she could hold a second vote on the "backstop" deal. This would mean giving the House more future control.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 12, 2019

Bob Uecker for President.

Harsh on Dennis Perrin

i was gonna say

anyway this dick nixon pales by comparison to the greatest dick nixon of all time, which is of course dick nixon's head in a jar from futurama

maybe more tedious and pompous than Perrin which is pretty good for a dead prez

the faux hard-boiled "insider" tone bugs the shit out of me

who is it irl? Is that known

Yes -- he's a playwright. He's done a masterful job mimicking Nixon if he'd been the Elder Statesman he saw himself as instead of a trash heap.

masterfully mimicking dick nixon in order to deliver insight-free commentary on the issues of the day is definitely some kind of achievement i guess

some of those insights are pretty good.

best nixon is from point break

that's a great call actually

now i'm torn between futurama and poinrt break, objectively two of western civilisation's pinnacles of cultural achievement

'choo fuckin actually me

factually? actually yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUzxjr651s

Turns out I knew Justin from a long while back — he was on the Suede mailing list I ran years ago, as he told me a couple of years back. Very friendly fellow! And the persona suits his talents.

https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/KdY_jn_-nJGRAio4v-Zuqr86G0M=.gif

What's the biggest threat to world peace? Article 50?

Oh come the fuck on.

https://i.imgur.com/YEWqOm1.png

The guy's about as witty as those "You think traffic is hellish? –God" billboards.

this thread is a joke about who Morbs posts tweets from the most, right? definite transition from Perrin to faux Nixon in the last year

Fake Nixon is funnier about Marco Rubio than Perrin's been about anything.

This diptych is good

Some years ago in San Francisco a fellow taunted a tiger across a moat. The tiger, being a tiger, leapt the moat and pulled the fellow in, tearing him to pieces. The poor tiger was shot only because he wouldn't surrender the body, which I think we all agree he had the right to. https://t.co/dAXQeq3mA7

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 11, 2019

The tiger did his job. He had the reward of those who do their jobs well. I’m not sure where the man went.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 11, 2019

i didn't think the jaguars would eat MY face