best fictional castle

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OptionVotes
howl's moving 13
gormenghast 11
grayskull 8
the castle from kafka's "the castle" 6
other (where our princess is) 5
dracula 3
blandings 3
camelot 2
wolfenstein 2
the eyrie 1
hogwarts 1
mcduck 1
xanadu, FL 1
barad-dur 1
the beast's 1
elsinore 1
cinderella's, FL 0
spiral 0
udolpho 0
death star (any) 0


difficult listening hour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 06:08 (five years ago) link

you can always count on a castle for a great name imo

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 06:09 (five years ago) link

tired: actually frankenstein is the name of the doctor

wired: actually dracula is the name of the castle

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 06:20 (five years ago) link

Voted Kafka for depresso reasons, though was tempted by both Howl's and Dracula's.

emil.y, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link

'ghast all the way

StanM, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

Blandings ftw

Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

obligatory ironic link to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Castle

StanM, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link

the fastness serehfa.

what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

Cair Paravel

Manitobiloba (Kim), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link

voted other, richard

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/Richardcastle.jpg

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link

Open the castle door, Richard.

Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

longmont potion castle

Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

Where the eff is Otranto, come on now

A man of surgery, to remove the metal pellets from my flesh (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

Been almost exclusively reading late 18th Century lit for the past six months or so, castles out the ass.

TS: castles vs. abbeys

A man of surgery, to remove the metal pellets from my flesh (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

otranto actually has a castle!

Otranto is the setting of Horace Walpole's book, The Castle of Otranto, which is generally held to be the first Gothic novel. Walpole had chosen the town from a map of the Kingdom of Naples because the name was "well sounding"; he was not aware that Otranto had a castle until 1786, some twenty-two years after the novel was first published under a pseudonym.

Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

last night otranto was on an earlier version of this list but for some reason i replaced it with udolpho

cair paravel was also considered and even more obscurely rejected

the fastness serehfa

this one i didn't know, good looking out

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

I'm reading a Dianne Wynn Jones cat fantasy novel atm, so Howl's

brimstead, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

Castlevania versions of Dracula's castle.

Alexander from Final Fantasy(?) and Richard Corben's Ragemoor for living castles.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

oh whoa doma castle / alexander a serious oversight, that castle rules

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

Jan Strnad wrote Ragemoor but cant remember if he was just fleshing out a Corben plot.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

the one that Count Duckula lived in.

mark e, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

IRL Otranto may have a castle but it is not the same castle where a giant helmet fell out of the ether and crushed a dude.

A man of surgery, to remove the metal pellets from my flesh (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

barad dur

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

much as i love howl's moving castle, i was always disappointed that you never really saw much of the inside of the castle beyond the kitchen/entrance and howl's bedroom

frame casual (dog latin), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

Maybe Hodgson's House On The Borderland, less for the castle than the pit right under it.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

the one that Count Duckula lived in.

― mark e, Sunday, March 31, 2019 5:27 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i believe it was called "castle duckula"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

kafka's castle is the one that is possible to experience in real life

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

I was semi-homeless and living in Prague near Kafka's grave when I read The Castle, and yeah.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

A propos:

https://hornet.com/stories/rocky-horror-castle-oakley-court/

The castle from Rocky Horror is now a hotel and you can stay there.

My advice? Don't order the meatloaf.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 March 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

the best fictional castle is the one you build for yourself

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

on graph paper, in 6th grade, with colored pencils

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

the one of the mind in hannibal

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

I just want to say that is an A+ list of castles

the late great, Sunday, 31 March 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

castles rule

cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link

tombot otm

gbx, Monday, 1 April 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link

map is also otm

gbx, Monday, 1 April 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link

Minas Morgul.

Tombot OTM, though, with an honorable mention to the castle a friend of mine drew that was in the shape of the anarchy symbol.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 1 April 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link

tombototm

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:08 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/pdbdknj.jpg

ciderpress, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:16 (five years ago) link

When I was a kid I told my mom to bring back several boxes of sugar cubes from the grocery store. And she did! I glued them together and made my castle. She didn't really question any part of it, the asking or the gluing.

Went with Dracula's castle.

brownie, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:20 (five years ago) link

thank u v much the late great

ciderpress otm-- it can now be revealed that all votes for the "other" option are in fact votes for that castle

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 02:39 (five years ago) link

Write in for the vampire castle

Simon H., Monday, 1 April 2019 02:45 (five years ago) link

spiral castle is the prydain representative because i remembered it more vividly (despite llyr being my fave and most frequently reread book in the series, do love a sea castle)-- not least for its expertly timed exit.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

this thread definitely needs a mention of this book

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51-jBcDYjOL._SX372_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 1 April 2019 07:33 (five years ago) link

What no Hyrule Castle ffs

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 April 2019 07:57 (five years ago) link

https://static.247tickets.com/o_1c0qdepqh1s69dfrelomcf1o2k11.jpg

ogmor, Monday, 1 April 2019 08:27 (five years ago) link

when it comes to video game castles castle figaro is kind of cool

Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Monday, 1 April 2019 11:49 (five years ago) link

I feel like the inn and the village are the geographical nightmares of "The Castle" but it's been a while and i might be misremembering

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2019 12:16 (five years ago) link

https://www.roadunraveled.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/led-zeppelin.jpg

Dunluce castle, country Antrim^

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:27 (five years ago) link

The castle in Ico, easily

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link

piranesi must imply a fictional castle or two in carceri d'invenzione; they can't all be endless subterranean diabloscapes

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

Castle Rackrent, unless that’s a real castle (I haven’t read the book, just bringing it up as a good castle name)

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

houses of the holy art all-time of course BUT photographing a castle does not turn it fictional and you can tell don delillo i said so

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

no but the "sacrifice" and all the stories I projected onto it at age 12 do

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link

wait a second: are all castles fictional

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

the king is mad: he thinks his house is a castle

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

xp but there's a pictorial narrative in that art, it is staged

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

i will grant at least that questions of artifice and ontology are smack within the purview of the fictional castles thread, tho obviously secondary to the determination of the best fictional castle.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

this morning i'm wondering who'd bother inventing a fiction without a castle tbh

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

The Library of Babel and even more so the Name of the Rose's palimpsest of that library are pretty much castles in all bar name and Eco's might be my fave non-video game castle

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

There must be a ton of Oulipo castles...Calvino's Castle of Crossed Detinies and I know Queneau did a choose-your-own-adventure story about a castle. There have to be others? Castles are def ripe for recursive/discursive games.

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

*Destinies

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

are video games the ideal media for castles? xps!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dc/Castles_Coverart.png/220px-Castles_Coverart.png

hyrule was another deliberate and now-inscrutable cut (it does function better as destination than setting imo, even in link to the past, so fans should vote kafka) but i should have included durlag's tower.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

I tried to think of video game castles for this thread and decided they're all too small to be satisfactory but as mental soaces i've inhabited i feel them more than most fictions

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

suikoden probably deserves a shoutout re: video game castles that are setting rather than destination

ciderpress, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

Cloppa Castle theme tune, written by one of *Nirvana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk_J9h9VNbw

*the UK one

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Monday, 1 April 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link

The Library of Babel and even more so the Name of the Rose's palimpsest of that library are pretty much castles in all bar name

Hm, not entirely sure about this. What is it that makes a castle a castle?

Was thinking about Calvino castles earlier but couldn't think of a specific one, my mind was more focused on the many castles of Invisible Cities.

emil.y, Monday, 1 April 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

Mistrinaut

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 April 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

Thinking gothicism and a kind of fractal endlessness emily bit yeah i'm only wibbling

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

(if you want to know what Castle Mistrinaut is, here's a good article about the English translation of Letter For The King: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/tonke-dragts-the-letter-for-the-king-has-finally-been-translated-into-english-50-years-on-9826857.html )

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 April 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

castle voldesad

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link

Castle Anthrax and the Castle of Arghhh

Manitobiloba (Kim), Monday, 1 April 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

yep

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 1 April 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link

first drawing of scrooge mcduck's ancestral home by carl barks, from "the old castle's secret" (1948)

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ImxZM-RBi-8/WMC0dhFXaBI/AAAAAAAABIk/gwCSH7MXmOEri0oiftqqh1_rWPRXk-n-ACLcB/s1600/ducktales_trailer_007.jpg

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

Tracer Hand - thanks for the link, never heard of that.

One of Ogmor's images is by Ian Miller, who has drawn a lot of very good castles, including Gormenghast.

I feel a little ashamed I cant think of more because castles are one of my absolute favorite things but I hope to update this thread in the future with more finds.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

Just remembered the castle drawings by Victor Hugo
https://benedante.blogspot.com/2016/06/victor-hugos-drawings.html

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

Howl's Moving Castle, with Cadtle Greyskull a close second

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

The Library of Babel and even more so the Name of the Rose's palimpsest of that library are pretty much castles in all bar name and Eco's might be my fave non-video game castle

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 1, 2019 6:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hm, not entirely sure about this. What is it that makes a castle a castle?

Was thinking about Calvino castles earlier but couldn't think of a specific one, my mind was more focused on the many castles of Invisible Cities.

― emil.y, Monday, April 1, 2019 7:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thinking gothicism and a kind of fractal endlessness emily bit yeah i'm only wibbling

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 1, 2019 8:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for me the castle's key architectural feature (distinguishing it from a mere palace) is fortification; and its key etymological feature is its derivation from castrare-- to cut off. a castle can certainly be a mind or universe unto itself (fractal endlessness) but for it to be a castle there must also be an outside it is fortified against. in elsinore to be overthrown from within is also to be captured from without, because death is only change. the forest and the mountains (and the carvers' houses) are as much a part of the conceptual architecture of gormenghast as the castle itself. the library of babel imo is a palace-- it's all there is.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 01:47 (five years ago) link

derivation from castrare

woah, deep dive into the essential boyhood-ness of castles

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 01:55 (five years ago) link

Crenellation or gtfo

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

Ranier Wolf just over Frank.

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

i still haven't voted. leaning gormenghast.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 01:56 (four years ago) link

Watched Howl's Moving Castle again yesterday, still good

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link

act iv might steal it for elsinore. it's the way it looks on the page: all those little bitty scenes, characters running screaming in and out of them like rooms, gaps opening in the text like teeth falling from a skull. and structuring it all, this frantic series of settings:

IV.1: A room in the castle.
IV.2: Another room in the castle.
IV.3: Another room in the castle.
IV.4: A plain in Denmark.
IV.5: Another room in the castle.
IV.6: Another room in the castle.
IV.7: Another room in the castle.

frankly shocked there's no modernist novel called another room in the castle

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

good spread

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link

Old Lunch, thank you for remembering Otranto. I had a spaced-out think once about a South Korean film adaptation of the novel after watching The Wailing. Think it would do well tbh.

fancy the Dirkishness of carrying Doré a round (fionnland), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link

I think I voted Kafka

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

Just finished looking at Art Of Ian Miller and the castles are just spectacular.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 22 August 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link

Belated write-in for The Enchanted Castle by E. Nesbit

Lear, Tolstoy, and the Jack of Hearts (Lily Dale), Monday, 22 August 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

Castle, We Have Always Lived in the, Shirley Jackson

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 August 2022 00:24 (one year ago) link

see also: Castle, I Capture the, Dodie Smith

Lear, Tolstoy, and the Jack of Hearts (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 23 August 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link


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