lol jk, not yet 🎉
― shoulda zagged (esby), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link
whoa, come on. hit us with the juice!
― flappy bird, Monday, 1 April 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link
nobody gives two fucks
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link
three word username to thread.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link
or not.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link
This is one of those April Fool's Day things, isn't it?
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link
Let's all go see a movie! ðŸ¤
― flappy bird, Monday, 1 April 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link
Sleeping bags efforts to be bad boy of ilxor dot com are some tragic shit honestly
― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link
Your sock is just such a font of hot content, gab. Can I sign up for eblasts of your updates so I don't miss a second of the freshness?
― A man of surgery, to remove the metal pellets from my flesh (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 April 2019 21:36 (five years ago) link
Ned Spock. that is all
― rip van wanko, Monday, 1 April 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
efpy
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 April 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link
I'm wondering how many years' interest in ilx is necessary to understand stuff like this
― Dan S, Monday, 1 April 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link
mom. dad. don't fight.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 1 April 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link
It's like that time your dad was kicked out of the house and then came back with the most unconvincing fake mustache ever, pretending to be a different person. Of course we're going to fight, son. Of course.
― A man of surgery, to remove the metal pellets from my flesh (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link
i'm glad we all got to enjoy this thread together
― shoulda zagged (esby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 06:38 (five years ago) link
glad we all got to enjoy your mom together
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 06:40 (five years ago) link
Old Lunch, you are one of my favorite posters going back to the Haircare days which is why I get bummed out when you go hardman on posters who I think are mostly harmless and overall a net positive to the board.
Also dude there is no way esby is gabbneb, so please recalibrate your troll sensors.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:42 (five years ago) link
The name is just a coincidence?
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:45 (five years ago) link
Please explain the coincidence?
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:46 (five years ago) link
SB/Esby
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:47 (five years ago) link
suggest bag
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:48 (five years ago) link
Good point. Also, I think if we look at this closely, sleepingbag may also have been a reference to benbbag (gabbneb backwards). When the gab's away, the esby shall play? The grand design indeed begins to emerge!
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
enby: please read lighthearted sarcasm into above post.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:53 (five years ago) link
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― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:59 (five years ago) link
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― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 12:06 (five years ago) link
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― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 12:07 (five years ago) link
Garu G can't melt steel beams
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 12:21 (five years ago) link
Thanks and same back 2 u peace, man. I grant that there may be a thin line between hardmanning and puckish ball-busting which is obscured when you see only words on a screen and not the tittering jackass who's typing them.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link
hee hee 'tittering'
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
^ Gets it
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link
IIRC I have taken a sharp tone with a fellow ILXor no more than twice in 1.5 decades and both instances were pretty unmistakable instances of not fucking around. Generally speaking, it's safe to assume that I'm fucking around.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link
Phew! Fair enough. Sometimes people aren't fucking around around here.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link
esby is infinity imo
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.inkyfingers.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/doom_patrol_book_1.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
i got so excited when i saw this thread title bc i have such amazing ilx conspiracy theories i've mostly kept to myself for years but then it turns out esby was just cockteasing and then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link
what the heck is an esby?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
spanish furby
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link
then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.
sry 4 shitposting in a thread that otherwise seemed so full of potential
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
I'm just glad that the value of our collective contribution has been duly recognized.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link
the only good ilx posters iirc
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link
there are no good ilx posters
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link
was gabbneb larry appleton? because he was something else
― Dan S, Tuesday, April 2, 2019 4:13 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no, larry appleton is burt stanton is whoever
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link
i forget his other names but he's been around for over a decade in different forms
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link
who were Moo Vaughn and Raccoon Tanuki?
I think I was kind of entertained by all of them
― Dan S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link
Feel free to c+p my summary for the inevitable clusterfuck summary
Me: poster x is clearly poster yILXor: u r rongMe: u r rite, i was rongILXor: can't believe how rong u wereMe: like I said, I was rong, lets just say I was double rong and call it even stevensILXor: wow, how did anyone ever believe something so rongMe: I don't know, I am rong and also stupidILXor: ha ha, you are stupid and also so very very rongMe: (literally self-flagellates)ILXor: omg you are totally whipping yrself with a whip rn, what a rong idiot
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link
🤨
― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:22 (five years ago) link
Moo Vaughn was another of gabbneb's several incarnations.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link
The best one imo
― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link
― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link
🤨_🤨
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link
who is imago
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link
jute gyte
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link
i do wonder what the linguistic equivalent of microtonality is
let's get inventing some weird diphthongs i guess
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link
that's a poor analogue. the word is the unit of revolution, not the letter or the syllable. i should just invent loads of new words. joyce is the linguistic equivalent of microtonality
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link
hng
― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link
This is the worst April Fool's Day prank I've ever seen.
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link
^new board description
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link
F'real, have yet to see a single conspiracy theory.
Unless...thaaaaaaat's the conspiiiiiiracy.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link
mordy, spill your secrets
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 April 2019 01:00 (five years ago) link
imago isn't a mystery to me, I feel like I know him and I love his posts
― Dan S, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link
I got 5 on it
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link
I thought sleepingbag was the same person as gabbneb. I don't know anything about any of these people though.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 06:50 (five years ago) link
Amateurs.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:04 (five years ago) link
lol
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link
Here we go.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:54 (five years ago) link
I have it on good authority that trace residues of microtonal English still linger among regional accents. They are our last bastion against received well-tempered pronunciation.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 08:51 (five years ago) link
Sauchiehall Street on a Saturday night, amirite?
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 08:53 (five years ago) link
is Old Lunch Deric W. Haircare?
― conrad, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 09:27 (five years ago) link
Shhhhhhhhhh (gently places chloroform-soaked rag over conrad's nose and mouth)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link
is pork lamb
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:29 (five years ago) link
guys i think kurt schwitterz is chaki!!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
is sarahell sarahel?
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
i'm british af mate.
Well, I don't know where to start
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
af means "as France" iirc
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
who is rob?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
all the mates round the ends
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
xpit's an acronym for Return Of Brodie
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
Feels like we're milling around a neverending work party where people keep pasting new nametags over their old ones and putting on ridiculous wigs and instead of hobnobbing and gladhanding we just keep asking people who the hell is that dude named Banana Johnson over there, no not there, over there next to the shrimp cocktail.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link
"report post as NSFW"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
Jack Boson Underworked is Bo Jackson Overdrive
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
xxxp -- hey Deric, do you know if there's any shrimp cocktail at this party, and if they skimped on the horseradish again?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
The name is Banana Johnson, thank you, and I'm afraid the shrimp has spoiled from sitting out since yesterday afternoon. (peels 'OLD LUNCH' warning label from container of aged shrimp and applies over current nametag)
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
Banana Johnson is the Fairweather Johnson of possible names for hypothetical socks ('WC Handjob' being the Cracked Rear View, obvs)
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link
can you guys not talk about me
― ian, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
oh shit ian is Banana Johnson? I thought he was Big Jim Swells
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
No, Banana Johnson is Doug Boatgorilla.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
srsly tho sb what
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
honestly just bumping this thread so it's right above that other one
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link