I'm sure he's a total douche irl - see anti-vax stuff and his "i do not exist" schtick
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
It's all subjective but I find that I only really tend to like comedians who act like they've never witnessed actual human behavior when there isn't a patina of self-satisfaction slathered across every exaggerated expression and odd turn of phrase.
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link
I sort of liked zany 90s Jim Carrey, and genuinely liked him when he did The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine, and this is a lot worse than a step backwards from that. Also it doesn't help that he has the worst script of all time to work with and is compensating for the lack of jokes with extra gurning. His drawings are horrible, it was good that they annoyed Mussolini's granddaughter, but that's about it.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link
Jim's "Dark Crimes" era didn't pay off well
https://www.slantmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/darkcrimes-2.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 3 May 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
That film is so bad
― milkshake chuk (wins), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link
this was the nadir
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/8/11/1376223731535/Jim-Carrey-in-The-Number--010.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=3a0241aa940b6ab61ea22b16d273511b
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link
First look at revamped Sonic is promising
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VkrHEYKSirg/hqdefault.jpg
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link
this was the nadir🖼
― maura, Friday, 3 May 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link
Is it possible that an exec on the UglyDolls movie plays golf with some higher-up at Paramount and was all like 'yeah bro this thing is gonna be huge, better look out Sonic!' knowing full well that it was 80 minutes of dumpster runoff but still spooking the other dude into pushing out the Sonic trailer this week in hopes of dominating the shitty CG conversation? Because if so, it was totally successful. I had no idea a goddamn unnecessary UglyDolls movie was even in the works let alone being released, uh, today.
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
just ducking in to say that I was listening to Fun House while browsing this thread and "L.A. Blues" came on just as I hit play on that youtube vid of the "you all ruined sonic" kid and those two things playing simultaneously matched up just... perfectly. Mashup of the year, I highly recommend it.
― One Eye Open, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/LloVK8V3B7— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) May 3, 2019
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
I'm so sorry pic.twitter.com/wGP0B6jNN2— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 3, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link
improves both
― Lars Ulriac Quintet (Leee), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link
this movie has already unleashed so much horror into this world
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/367/205/22e.png
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 23:29 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Ivqq0WM_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=m
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link
http://www.funnysigns.net/files/dr-hedgehog-whoever-keeps-adding-og-to-the-end-of-my-doorsign-stop-it.jpg
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link
*whoever
― Lars Ulriac Quintet (Leee), Friday, 3 May 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/n4fwysiiy4w21.jpg
― pomenitul, Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:35 (five years ago) link
gaaaaaaahhhh
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:50 (five years ago) link
per this thread: aggrieved pissbabies 10 inadequate fan service 0
that last image alone is worth more than the whole of bret easton ellis and will self combined (caveat: i have read very little of either)
― mark s, Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:57 (five years ago) link
in addition i have never played a computer game more complicated than tetris*
*(the only good trilogy)
― mark s, Saturday, 4 May 2019 12:09 (five years ago) link
never to late to get deep into the lore of the dead or alive beach basketball series imo
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 May 2019 12:26 (five years ago) link
I'd recommend Shaun Shouting Simulator myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 May 2019 15:14 (five years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/79f91c31aabcf3a989709ba341a87256/tumblr_pr0pqrBzz91qhqrd6_540.jpg
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 May 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
credit where credit’s due, they’ve nailed the redesign
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 May 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
Has psychoanalysis gone too far?
― pomenitul, Sunday, 5 May 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link
https://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t366/sonikkusong/25403113_1280x960_zpspypaa5dg.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/bzbuphj.png
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 May 2019 18:15 (five years ago) link
this is truly the most cursed of all the threads
― Neil S, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link
This should fix things
https://i.redd.it/6oqfkbklndw21.jpg
― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 02:07 (five years ago) link
#gottafixfast is evil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=losBbRx_4iM
― Soccer Team's Philosophies and Hypotheses (Leee), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link
Sneak peek at the (unannounced as of yet) third episode of this upcoming trilogy:
https://i.redd.it/v0j2rs4pmpy21.jpg
― pomenitul, Friday, 17 May 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link
Sometimes I wonder if I might have died a while ago, and what I thought were the past few years were in fact an increasingly incoherent phantasia desperately wrought by my battered synapses' last gasps. It's a comforting thought and I thank the internet for reinforcing it like this.
― cat, Friday, 17 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
Wonder no longer, my friend. And take comfort that we're all of us in the same boat.
― Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh5eis0sMHI
― Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/4d609e775c5a1b9ea22b717dca3c09b1/tumblr_pqs6w9kFrt1x0bvwko1_500.gif
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 May 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link
After they're done re-creating Sonic I predict a loud online outcry and/or petition to bring the weird teeth back.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 May 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link
Now with less Unheimlichkeit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szby7ZHLnkA
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link
dying on a hill of human teeth
― nashwan, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link
i'm less horny for this version
do not want
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link
at the end of the day "CARTOON CHARACTER FALLS INTO OUR WORLD" is one of the worst plots because nothing beats the Roger Rabbit/Detective Pikachu approach of just making them part of the world fabric already to a) skip the bad science and b) skip the GASP :o faces— Ewafina Pekkala (@EwaSR) November 12, 2019
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
Well, when the movie still flops, at least they can take pride in the fact that they tried
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link
this has the potential to be hilariously bad but I'm afraid they're gonna neuter it― frogbs, Tuesday, April 30, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
The only acceptable employment of the 'cartoon character manifests in the real world' plot is as a showcase for the sheer existential terror/dread which would be stoked by said character's manifestation. Can hope ever exist in a world where Garfield walks among us draped in something which approximates flesh? No. No, it cannot.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link
what if they shaved him tho
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/sk0jrvig97a11.jpg
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lxpmdTr.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
okay i’m hornt up again, cheers pom
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link