GOTTA GO FAST: come uhh' anticipate' the SONIC THE HEDGEHOG movie with me i guess

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improves both

Lars Ulriac Quintet (Leee), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

this movie has already unleashed so much horror into this world

*whoever

Lars Ulriac Quintet (Leee), Friday, 3 May 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/n4fwysiiy4w21.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:35 (five years ago) link

gaaaaaaahhhh

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:50 (five years ago) link

per this thread: aggrieved pissbabies 10 inadequate fan service 0

that last image alone is worth more than the whole of bret easton ellis and will self combined (caveat: i have read very little of either)

mark s, Saturday, 4 May 2019 11:57 (five years ago) link

in addition i have never played a computer game more complicated than tetris*

*(the only good trilogy)

mark s, Saturday, 4 May 2019 12:09 (five years ago) link

never to late to get deep into the lore of the dead or alive beach basketball series imo

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 May 2019 12:26 (five years ago) link

I'd recommend Shaun Shouting Simulator myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c

Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 May 2019 15:14 (five years ago) link

credit where credit’s due, they’ve nailed the redesign

Has psychoanalysis gone too far?

pomenitul, Sunday, 5 May 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

this is truly the most cursed of all the threads

Neil S, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

This should fix things

https://i.redd.it/6oqfkbklndw21.jpg

Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 02:07 (five years ago) link

#gottafixfast is evil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=losBbRx_4iM

Soccer Team's Philosophies and Hypotheses (Leee), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

Sneak peek at the (unannounced as of yet) third episode of this upcoming trilogy:

https://i.redd.it/v0j2rs4pmpy21.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 17 May 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link

Sometimes I wonder if I might have died a while ago, and what I thought were the past few years were in fact an increasingly incoherent phantasia desperately wrought by my battered synapses' last gasps. It's a comforting thought and I thank the internet for reinforcing it like this.

cat, Friday, 17 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Wonder no longer, my friend. And take comfort that we're all of us in the same boat.

Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

After they're done re-creating Sonic I predict a loud online outcry and/or petition to bring the weird teeth back.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 May 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Now with less Unheimlichkeit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szby7ZHLnkA

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link

dying on a hill of human teeth

nashwan, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link

i'm less horny for this version

do not want

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link

at the end of the day "CARTOON CHARACTER FALLS INTO OUR WORLD" is one of the worst plots because nothing beats the Roger Rabbit/Detective Pikachu approach of just making them part of the world fabric already to a) skip the bad science and b) skip the GASP :o faces

— Ewafina Pekkala (@EwaSR) November 12, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link

Well, when the movie still flops, at least they can take pride in the fact that they tried

Vinnie, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link

this has the potential to be hilariously bad but I'm afraid they're gonna neuter it
― frogbs, Tuesday, April 30, 2019

called it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

The only acceptable employment of the 'cartoon character manifests in the real world' plot is as a showcase for the sheer existential terror/dread which would be stoked by said character's manifestation. Can hope ever exist in a world where Garfield walks among us draped in something which approximates flesh? No. No, it cannot.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

what if they shaved him tho

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/sk0jrvig97a11.jpg

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

lol

imago, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lxpmdTr.jpg

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

okay i’m hornt up again, cheers pom

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

My pleasure, bg. The retinal blood vessels are a superlative touch.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

the cursed images thread should just redirect here

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

This is one of those films - like *Star Trek: The Motion Picture* and *Fant4stic* - where the behind-the-scenes story is (probably) more interesting than the actual film. Ignoring the horrible design, the original trailer felt flat and looked cheap. The pacing was off. It looked empty. This is vastly better because it actually has some characterisation, but it still feels like a low-budget film. The set design reeks of the early 2000s.

Is the shot of Sonic on the bed, in the towel, meant to be romantic? It feels odd to pair Sonic with just one person. Does the main human good guy have an ex-wife? Will Sonic help him get back in touch with her? Why did the studio decide to make the human good guy a middle-aged man? I'm not complaining, I just wonder why the studio decided to do that. The human good guys are usually a young man and a woman, or kids.

Why a single middle-aged man? Is Sonic meant to be the child he never had, or a surrogate middle-aged friend? Is this *Planes, Trains, and Automobiles* or *ET* or what?

Will Sonic die? Will his buddy will bring him back to life?

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

Sonic is not actually real, he is just a figment of this man's imagination which he tragically realizes about two seconds after drilling into his mustached neighbor's skull in search of Chaos Emeralds

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

Eternal Sunshine of the Sonic Mind

Vinnie, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

The only acceptable employment of the 'cartoon character manifests in the real world' plot is as a showcase for the sheer existential terror/dread which would be stoked by said character's manifestation.

This is pretty much OG Howard the Duck, where the existential terror/dread was felt by the character itself.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 04:32 (four years ago) link

pom I meant Garfield, jesus

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 05:17 (four years ago) link

Okay, that is awesome.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 November 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link

Pictured: the Sonic redesign process.

https://i.redd.it/vjdk8qcyujy31.jpg

pomenitul, Thursday, 14 November 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link

sonic is good again

Happy birthday, @DannyDeVito!

— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) November 17, 2019

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 November 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

recent apropos of nothing text with a friend of mine:

growing up my sisters and I had hedgehogs as pets so I am esp fond of them. My father bought them for us from a black market Amish dealer behind a long John silvers restaurant and they did nothing but birth babies. Their in-home population at one point hit a critical mass such that the mother consumed the heads of about half a dozen runty ones. V. Formative experience for us

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link


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