gtfo News Headlines

"How Mike Ashley's dream to save the high street died"

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/how-mike-ashleys-dream-died-he-pledged-to-save-the-high-street-but-all-hopes-fade-as-sports-direct-shares-tank-by-20percent/ar-AAF2j8L?ocid=ientp

https://montrealgazette.com/life/fashion-beauty/this-just-in-hairitage-smooth-it-over-argan-oil-elixir-pupa-milano-fight-like-a-woman-extreme-blush-duo-and-loccitane-immortelle-reset-overnight-reset-oil-in-serum

this headline I randomly stumbled upon is just the craziest group of assembled words

https://www.[redacted].co.uk/news/article-11753163/German-ballet-director-finally-apologises-smearing-dog-faeces-critics-face.html