the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Epstein got whacked 53
Epstein straight up killed himself without assistance 31
Epstein was slipped the means to commit suicide 29
(other) 10


Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:05 (four months ago) link

Let's roll

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:06 (four months ago) link

To quote Antonin Artaud, he was suicided by society, just like Van Gogh.

pomenitul, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:07 (four months ago) link

Mood. pic.twitter.com/9rSn0Kn1KP

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 10, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:09 (four months ago) link

If he’d been allowed to live, he might have revealed that Bill Clinton may have committed sexual misconduct, which would have been truly damaging to the Clinton legacy.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:15 (four months ago) link

Anyway, I voted for 'other': he's safe and sound, tucked away in a paradisiacal underground mansion, at a stone's throw from the earth's molten core.

pomenitul, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:16 (four months ago) link

No 12 ft lizard option - no credibility

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:17 (four months ago) link

Do I legitimately think he was whacked? Not really, I feel like people powerful enough to kill someone in federal custody could have made it look like a stroke or heart attack or something.

Do I think he definitely could have been whacked? Absolutely. Is it worth playing with to further highlight that he was bros with 50% of the last 4 Presidents and a ton of rich assholes. Also absolutely.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:19 (four months ago) link

If he’d been allowed to live, he might have revealed that Bill Clinton may have committed sexual misconduct, which would have been truly damaging to the Clinton legacy.

I'm not one of those The Clintons Did It ppl but I hope we can all understand that what's alleged to have taken place on Epstein's place and elsewhere goes well beyond what Bill's been previously accused of

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:22 (four months ago) link

I think it's likely there was some intervention in his death.

Not only Clinton would've potentially been implicated in child trafficking,sex slavery and rape but also Dershowitz,Ehud Barak, Prince Andrew, and various influential figures in finance,business etc.

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:28 (four months ago) link

You know those murder mysteries where, as you read the first 40 pages, you discover that the corpse was at first thought to have committed suicide, but the circumstances arouse the suspicion of the canny detective (who is the hero of the book) and, upon investigation, the hero quickly finds at least a dozen people who had strong motives to murder the victim and all of them express open delight or relief in the victim's death? Yeah, this is kinda like that, am I right?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:38 (four months ago) link

Epstein and Pac, jammin’ in Samoa.

... (Eazy), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:40 (four months ago) link

one for the "grain of salt" files

https://nypost.com/2019/08/10/former-mcc-inmate-theres-no-way-jeffrey-epstein-killed-himself/

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:41 (four months ago) link

^ Premise of that article is that Epstein would not have been able to hang himself, stab himself, or bludgeon himself in that unit. It says nothing about, oh, let's say an overdose of fentanyl obtained from a guard for a small cash consideration.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:59 (four months ago) link

Voted "other" — dude absolutely faked his suicide and was whisked to freedom.

Been a slow education for (bernard snowy), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:12 (four months ago) link

Lol dudez

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:15 (four months ago) link

He hanged himself xp

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:16 (four months ago) link

as a supporter of the ‘what if his head just... did that’ explanation of jfk’s death, i believe we should give serious credence to the thought that epstein’s neck just... did that

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:22 (four months ago) link

People have spontaneous neck implosions every year, they’re just not widely reported

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:25 (four months ago) link

Of course...

Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ? Yeah right! How does that happen#JefferyEpstein had information on Bill Clinton & now he’s dead

I see #TrumpBodyCount trending but we know who did this!

RT if you’re not Surprised#EpsteinSuicide #ClintonBodyCount #ClintonCrimeFamily pic.twitter.com/Y9tGAWaAxX

— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) August 10, 2019

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:33 (four months ago) link

^^Retweeted by Yam.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:33 (four months ago) link

I guess he's....not surprised

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:34 (four months ago) link

He also retweeted a post about Clinton's trips to the island.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:36 (four months ago) link

I said this on the main politics thread, but his frothing desire to see the Clintons get theirs by any means possible, even if it means spotlighting a case he's been named in repeatedly, really highlights just how special his brain is

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:37 (four months ago) link

went with "(other)" because i feel like automatic "no way, no conspiracy, nothing to see here folks, move on pls!" talk is just as irresponsible, in its way, as "CLINTON BODY COUNT STRIKES AGAIN" shit.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:44 (four months ago) link

i think epstein committed suicide and the fact that he wasn't being adequately monitored was due to gross negligence and not conspiracy

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:47 (four months ago) link

^^^^

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:50 (four months ago) link

if it were just about anyone else I'd definitely agree with you

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:51 (four months ago) link

either killed or "other"

ciderpress, Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:53 (four months ago) link

I'm somewhere between 'gross negligence' and 'allowed/encouraged' to do it '

gbx, Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:54 (four months ago) link

Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ?

I notice posts that repeatedly say Epstein was on suicide watch and others that repeatedly say he was taken off suicide watch. That covers all the bases, I guess.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:57 (four months ago) link

Negligence or guards just not giving a fuck. As I said on the other thread, some of the most infamous murderers in UK history, who you would expect would be watched extra carefully, have hung themselves in their cells.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:57 (four months ago) link

I notice posts that repeatedly say Epstein was on suicide watch and others that repeatedly say he was taken off suicide watch. That covers all the bases, I guess.

the latter is the case apparently, why he was taken off is an open question

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:59 (four months ago) link

Yeah - he was on suicide watch w/accompanying psychiatric interviews & whatnot for a while, they decided he wasn’t suicidal, and six days later he killed himself. Ppl framing it like “they conveniently gave him the means to kill himself” like he’s Frank Pentangeli from The Godfather I guess can’t conceive of a committed suicidal person biding their time, keeping up appearances, and not raising any red flags until they’re sure they can get away with it.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:11 (four months ago) link

It’s an “open question” only as much as you believe that mental health diagnosis and treatment in our nations esteemed prison system is foolproof, which if you do, that must be a nice way to live.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:14 (four months ago) link

I...do not think that. I just think the particular circumstances (both how high-profile the case is and how suicide-proofed the facility is meant to be, still waiting for a contradictory take on the MCC) are sus

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:16 (four months ago) link

"Don't worry about anything, Jeffrey Epstein."
"Thanks, Alan--thanks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U89DzP8NGM4

clemenza, Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:18 (four months ago) link

conspiracy doesn't apply here

it's thunderingly obvious what essentially happened

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:20 (four months ago) link

Hillary used her ninja training to sneak into his cell and defeat him?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:23 (four months ago) link

i'm sure at a minimum JE was advised that "a Whitey Bulger" awaited him

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:24 (four months ago) link

Whitey Bulger lasted a lot longer.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:26 (four months ago) link

u guys do recall that Trump and the Clintons were pals for a couple decades, right?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:33 (four months ago) link

Welp

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 August 2019 03:23 (four months ago) link

assuming that d’angelo barksdale clip will get some mileage

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 11 August 2019 03:57 (four months ago) link

Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ?

I notice posts that repeatedly say Epstein was on suicide watch and others that repeatedly say he was taken off suicide watch. That covers all the bases, I guess.

yeah, it's hard to watch. hasn't it been confirmed that he was recently taken off of suicide watch? i for one cannot believe trump wouldn't factcheck the people he retweets

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 August 2019 04:18 (four months ago) link

lol

have you seen photos of the body? it’s obviously not him. my guess is, epstein’s on a private plane to somewhere in the middle east getting prepped for plastic surgery right now #EpsteinBodyDouble

— Foster The People (@fosterthepeople) August 11, 2019

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 04:23 (four months ago) link

Pumped Up Epps

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 August 2019 04:29 (four months ago) link

I knew this storyline felt like a retread

Remember when the Panama Papers revealed global level finance crimes and the only thing that happened was that the journalist who released them got killed?

— Joe Biden retire, bitch (@YourFriendCrud) August 10, 2019

Simon H., Sunday, 11 August 2019 06:09 (four months ago) link

who even remembers at this point that the paradise papers followed that, to even less impact

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 August 2019 07:25 (four months ago) link

"He has a wide and varied portfolio of work which includes a number of charitable trusts and awards which he has founded, such as The Prince Andrew Charitable Trust, which focuses on supporting young people"

mark s, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:05 (three weeks ago) link

I woke up this morning with this in my head:

It might sound crazy what I'm bout to say
(doo doo doo duh-doo-doo-doo-doo YEAH)
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
(doo doo doo duh-doo-doo-doo-doo YEAH)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:08 (three weeks ago) link

Toby Young’s number in Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous Little Black Book. https://t.co/z4seyKkm5Q pic.twitter.com/fqVbz6Qmi6

— Kranky Valli (@krankyvalli) November 21, 2019

calzino, Thursday, 21 November 2019 20:15 (three weeks ago) link

every fucking time

Simon H., Thursday, 21 November 2019 20:25 (three weeks ago) link

Seems like a good person to weirdly hand control of an entire school over to.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 November 2019 22:19 (three weeks ago) link

jesus christ

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 23:38 (three weeks ago) link

this whole case needs to be pursued aggressively by reporters.

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 23:41 (three weeks ago) link

it's absurd that it fizzled after the guy's death. it was set up to be like, the biggest story of all time.

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 23:41 (three weeks ago) link

nah, epstein’s dead, it’s all over, nothing to see here folks

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 November 2019 23:42 (three weeks ago) link

Not true guys, uk media have been like bloodhounds investigating whether the leader of the labour party said Epstein's name in an anti-semitic way

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 November 2019 09:35 (two weeks ago) link

pic.twitter.com/KjaM5S0uyX

— Rebecca (@rebeccarrrr) November 23, 2019

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 November 2019 22:09 (two weeks ago) link

come at the king, u best not miss

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 November 2019 22:11 (two weeks ago) link

👑👑👑

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 November 2019 22:13 (two weeks ago) link

Awesome.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 November 2019 22:13 (two weeks ago) link

so is that why everyone keeps saying fit for purpose on uk twitter

j., Sunday, 24 November 2019 01:04 (two weeks ago) link

So, indirectly, Corbyn is responsible for Prince Andrew's downfall - good work there, Corbz.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 November 2019 01:07 (two weeks ago) link

lol @ sue from leeds, extremely can i speak to your manager energy

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 November 2019 09:35 (two weeks ago) link

The only time I've ever heard the phrase before is in this Nitzer Ebb track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UkBMIylBmM

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 25 November 2019 13:02 (two weeks ago) link

It's used in UK politics all the time.

At the Home Office Reid hit the ground running.[6] He contended that rapid global change and the associated challenges of mass migration, terrorism and organised crime had overwhelmed the outdated Home Office approach.[57] Reid caused considerable controversy by attacking the leadership and management systems previously in place in the Home Office. He infamously declared it to be "not fit for purpose", adding the phrase to the British political lexicon,[58] and vowed to "make the public feel safe".[59]

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 25 November 2019 15:15 (two weeks ago) link

it's a term of art in modern consumer law

mark s, Monday, 25 November 2019 15:43 (two weeks ago) link

Thomas Bowers, identified as the former Deutsche Bank executive who signed off on controversial loans to President Donald Trump, died last week after apparently taking his own life at 55.
[ed: hanging]

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/former-deutsche-bank-executive-who-oversaw-trumps-loans-dies-by-suicide/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 23:39 (two weeks ago) link

"apparently"

viborg, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 23:44 (two weeks ago) link

this panorama interview with virginia roberts is devastating

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 December 2019 21:32 (one week ago) link

our royal family is beyond reproach, tracer

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Monday, 2 December 2019 21:36 (one week ago) link

i’m amazed how casually they assumed they could get with it. barely any attempt to hide anything. the disdain for their victims is just incredible.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 December 2019 22:07 (one week ago) link

no rpi

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 December 2019 22:10 (one week ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/29/the-weekly/jeffrey-epstein-secret-videos.html?searchResultPosition=1

^this is pretty damning for David Boies

not a lot of good guys out there

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 2 December 2019 23:04 (one week ago) link

We need Neil Breen on the case

https://youtu.be/mbYexc00n-g

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 02:19 (one week ago) link

i don't get the hidden files thing. doesn' the fbi have the files? they raided his gigantic house on 79th street.

treeship., Tuesday, 3 December 2019 02:27 (one week ago) link

weren't there early reports that there were dvds that said stuff like "public figure + girls." what happened to that?

which ilxors are fbi agents?

treeship., Tuesday, 3 December 2019 02:28 (one week ago) link

esby

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 03:11 (one week ago) link

lol

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 03:12 (one week ago) link

me duh

Simon H., Tuesday, 3 December 2019 03:15 (one week ago) link

modestmickey

💠 (crüt), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 04:43 (one week ago) link

i got bootleg Stacey Orrico cds for ya, low price

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 04:44 (one week ago) link

love the idea of him having the most newsworthy videos in the world just lying around on discs marked "crimes"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 04:47 (one week ago) link

strong boomer tech

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 04:47 (one week ago) link

“impunity” is the word i was looking for last night. thank you, sleep.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 09:44 (one week ago) link

Weird coincidence

pic.twitter.com/xs9GgfaRLY

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) December 5, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 5 December 2019 03:54 (one week ago) link

that makes me Bonaparte

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:11 (one week ago) link

if the end note of this decade ends up being that Trump met Melania at an Epstein party, I’m going to give up and just drive off of a pier into the ocean

mh, Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:21 (one week ago) link

I don’t understand why there isn’t a warrant for ghislaine maxwell.

treeship., Thursday, 5 December 2019 05:55 (one week ago) link

mh you’d have to drive a long way to reach the pier

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 5 December 2019 06:14 (one week ago) link

someone tell the Daily Mail about the invention of wigs

insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 5 December 2019 06:25 (one week ago) link

xp been considering getting out of town for new year's eve anyway!

mh, Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:05 (one week ago) link

The duct-taped banana at Art Basel is gone and has been replaced with “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself,” which security quickly covered up. 😂 pic.twitter.com/nPtnuCm6sc

— Giancarlo Sopo (@GiancarloSopo) December 9, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 9 December 2019 03:34 (three days ago) link

This eugenicist venture is brought to you by, in part, Jeffrey Epstein who gave funding to George Church, who doesn’t regret taking it.

Remember Epstein wanted to create a human race w/ DNA. Harvard has a deep history w/ advancing & defending eugenics. It continues, I see. https://t.co/tvvf0Tb3D3

— Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰🇪 🇧🇸 (@wagatwe) December 9, 2019

... (Eazy), Monday, 9 December 2019 06:46 (three days ago) link

dark shit

lag∞n, Monday, 9 December 2019 07:20 (three days ago) link

three completely unknown people at Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday party: https://twitter.com/Cernovich/statuses/1203506274551230466

StanM, Monday, 9 December 2019 12:26 (three days ago) link

Cernovich quoting the Sun on Twitter is a trifecta of 'further sources required'

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 9 December 2019 12:33 (three days ago) link


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