the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

You know he'll wriggle out of the whole thing one way or another anyway, as long as he maintains the lie he can pay off the complainants and skip off on his merry way, funded by his asset-stripping family to boot.

as long as he maintains the lie

Not entirely, it seems:

BREAKING:

Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre reach an out of court settlement. @LawCrimeNews pic.twitter.com/VA50cYf5io

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) February 15, 2022

Let the healing begin!

he fucking bought his way out? slime

more like his cockroach mum did and she gets all her money from the ultra-enhanced part of the UK welfare state.

nice of him to donate money to a woman he has in no way ever met or sweated on and who his 'friends' say photoshopped herself into a picture with him. lovely lovely gesture a real prince of a man.

A national embarrassment

(Location: Dagenham) pic.twitter.com/55AmLwxhuf

— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) February 14, 2022

daily mail* is reporting that giuffre only needs to stay silent till after the jubilee -- which if true** means that 12m (plus 20m costs i believe) has bought him like what, six month's grace?

*(according to twitter)
**(i mean it's the mail)

He'll probably be assuming the old bag won't last much longer than the Jubilee.

fredo in godfather 2, safe until ma corleone dies

What’s she going to say that isn’t already public?

i don't know i was nowhere near the place when it happened guv

Pizzagate UK pt. II

(after Fabregas/Fergie I mean, the proper one)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/jean-luc-brunel-death-prison-epstein-b2018793.html

I loved his bass playing

not his railroad bridges?

20 years

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/28/us/ghislaine-maxwell-sentencing/index.html

good!!!!

So now they're going after the names in the address book, right? Right?

….wow

Virginia Giuffre: “I now recognize I may have made a mistake in identifying Mr. Dershowitz.” https://t.co/Ag8AObR8Dy

— erica orden (@eorden) November 9, 2022

booo

anyone who believes this means she was lying is a a rube

otm

“This is the suggested language; will it work for you?”

The former first lady of the Virgin Islands to Jeffrey Epstein, in discussing an update its sex offender monitoring laws in 2011, according to a scorching new court document. @LawCrimeNews
https://t.co/tTxX1cl87d pic.twitter.com/PhTFEpqorL

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) June 15, 2023

1977, Des Plaines, Illinois: "Hope this letter finds you well Mr. Gacy, we were working on some tweaks to our laws around murder here in the great state of Illinois, wondering if you'd like to chime in with regards to our proposed language."

BREAKING: A federal judge in New York has ordered a vast unsealing of court documents in early 2024 that will make public the names of scores of Jeffrey Epstein's associates. https://t.co/fxSs5ssJ9R pic.twitter.com/5tl09oAkbT

— ABC News (@ABC) December 19, 2023

lets gooo

Huh, I predict a spate of mysterious suicides in the next few months.

I predict this will result in widespread public embarrassment with nearly zero practical repercussions. btw, they are all wealthy.

Enthusiasm for the Trump campaign is only going to grow when his name shows up on the list

👀 whoa
Let’s goooooo otm

otm lfg!!

!

its crazy that we still dont know how he made his money, one can put together a reasonable theory, but nonetheless we dont know

finally time for this tweet to be relevant

This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice. It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may - whether on Republicans or Democrats. #WeSaidEnough #MeToo https://t.co/2mvskwQwW1

— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) July 7, 2019

time to let the chips fall where they may

In with the "lfg" chorus for sure, but the cynical part of me predicts that there are enough important names on that list that this decision is going to be appealed and overturned and the public will never see the full list.

give me crumbs give me something #lfg

gimmie da list

Release dat list

My only commentary is that I feel sorry for all the people about to discover their their dad was an associate of Jeffrey Epstein. That’s bleak.

Beyond that, open the door and let out the list

otm

but my faves

can you even imagine having politicians, captains of industry, and associated narcissistic gadflys as "favs"

bad news, the documents just killed themselves

- signed, Epstein's mother

Lol

oh no!

House Republican: Jeffrey Epstein flight logs not released because colleagues would be ‘compromised’

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/dec/23/reptim-burchett-jeffrey-epstein-flight-logs-not-re/

wait... is this a very republican news site?