what the hell is a blowgob
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Life imitates Spitting Image.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
xpost
or was it
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
it's sad. he is a scene from ghostbusters now.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
he’s been slimer for a long time tbf
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
If the British Prime Minister dies of coronavirus, war with China is inevitable. Let’s pray he recovers. https://t.co/RB8oBZo7hJ— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
whos this some maga
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
Oh cool, this guy is from Waco.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
that tweet has one like, is there a reason i have to see it
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link
If we all work together, we can take it viral
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
There should be a thread for Zachary Miller tweets
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
I judge people who claim we’re living in 1984 rather than Brave New World harshly— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 6, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
send Zachary Miller thread to dead Boris!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
I’m going to delete the original tweet, because the first part of it was wrong and I shouldn’t have said it.— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 8, 2020
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
"...doctors have described his condition as 'satisfactory'.the funeral will be held tomorrow at blah blah blah blah"
― doo rag, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
Trump says Boris Johnson is doing "much better...at least better...he seems to be doing better, and that's good, and we send our regards to Boris and his family and his friends...He's become a very popular -- before this happened...very popular..."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 8, 2020
― donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
What a stupid person. Though I do love the hedge on "much better." Did I say "much better?" I mean, "better." That is, he *seems* to be doing better. Wait, did I say better? I meant to say "dead."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
much deader
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
Daniel Dale must be exhausted. He seems to spend half his life reporting everything Trump says and the other half explaining how each thing is a lie/exaggeration/wrong.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
Is there a 'last famous person you were not surprised to discover was actually still alive' thread we can stick Boris on?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
whatever daniel dale thinks he's doing (fact checking?) is part of the problem IMO
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link
Quoting?
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link
He’s a New York Times article that leads with the lie, but a twitter account.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link
wow, my eyes just rolled so hard it broke my brain
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:05 (four years ago) link
Anyway the say it’s bad news if you do more than 3-4 days in ICU. This is day 4. If they don’t announce a discharge you can safely assume they’re lying about his condition— Your Mum (@judeinlondon2) April 9, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:42 (four years ago) link
boris has historically tried to keep his discharges quiet tbf
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
No cadaver no cred. He needs dragging off that bed if he isn't dead by the end of the day.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:52 (four years ago) link
Debatable re ICU - thereve been people walking out of there after two weeks. Though he will likely not be ready to work if/when he emerges.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:58 (four years ago) link
I don't debate what Jude says here because I'm a Boris is faking it truther to the death now!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link
PM 'accessible' and 'mentally able to make decisions' from hospital https://t.co/vDLFghBZbV— Sky News Politics (@SkyNewsPolitics) April 9, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link
I mean that’s a change too - you have to be really sick to reach the stage where it has to be stated you’re “mentally capable” of making decisions.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:04 (four years ago) link
What if he's discharged but then just has a heart attack on the toilet next day.
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
Look we're all trying to stay optimistic
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
Though he will likely not be ready to work if/when he emerges.
He'll just do what he's done his entire life, get someone else to do the work for him.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link
Big fan of Dominic Raab completely destroying the government's PR cause he's too dumb to lie properly https://t.co/03DyCLFs3F— Loki (@Lokinash06) April 9, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link
ya that stuck out like a sore thumb to me in the guardian liveblog too - that does not... seem good
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
define "not good"
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
I'm torn between yay he's toast! and grr! drag that malingering posh cunt out of that bed by his fucking ear.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
Boris at his return to work interview pic.twitter.com/iYhgCkJUCG— Guybrush Tweetgood (@Gordopolitz) April 9, 2020
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link
Dig deep, friends.
Even worse than the proposed ‘whip round’ for Dominic Grieve pic.twitter.com/ZCpYVQDu7s— Sophia (@final__girl) April 9, 2020
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
yes now more than ever what we must do is spend four figures on some fucking cufflinks
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
Starting a rival one to see if we can raise six grand for Dignitas.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
irl lol
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
same
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
He dead yet?
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
Apparently he was engaging positively with his scrotum yesterday whilst gargling blood and shitting his kecks
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
Either he's much worse than is being claimed OR he thinks that Dominic Raab is too stupid and unreliable to be running the country properly in his absence and therefore the less he knows the better.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
He is now out of ICU and will almost certainly live to tell the tale.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
"get up yer bastard, there's nowt wrong with thee!"
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
RIP
UPDATE: British PM Johnson has been moved out of ICU."The Prime Minister has been moved this evening from intensive care back to the ward, where he will receive close monitoring during the early phase of his recovery,” Downing Street says.— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 9, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link