CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS: THE DEFINITIVE POLL

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
other (explain how this one is actually better than any of the above) 21
almonds 18
peanuts 13
macadamia nuts 9
cashews 5
pistachios 4
pecans 3
walnuts 2
pumpkin seeds 0
sunflower seeds 0


she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

in b4 "deez"

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

voted Other for hazelnuts, known in Italy as gianduja and around the rest of the world as Nutella.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:33 (four years ago) link

cashews are the preferred nut with or without chocolate

ciderpress, Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

I could fuck with any of these tho I prefer my chocolate clean

flappy bird, Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

xps:

Gianduja (Piedmontese: giandoja [dʒaŋˈdʊja]) is a sweet chocolate spread containing about 30% hazelnut paste, invented in Turin during Napoleon's regency (1796–1814).

History

The Continental System – imposed by Napoleon in 1806 – prevented British goods from entering European ports under French control, putting a strain on cocoa supplies.[2] A chocolatier in Turin named Michele Prochet extended the little chocolate he had by mixing it with hazelnuts from the Langhe hills south of Turin.[3] Based on gianduja, Turin-based chocolate manufacturer Caffarel invented gianduiotto in 1852.[4]

It takes its name from Gianduja, a Carnival and marionette character who represents the archetypal Piedmontese, a native of the Italian region where hazelnut confectionery is common.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts, because of the taste which works well with chocolate, the texture and because I have fond memories of picking and eating them when I was a child. Nutella doesn’t count.

steer karma (gyac), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:38 (four years ago) link

Normally I'm a peanut guy all the way but I'm voting pistachio because of TJ's Own Cat Litter Clumps, aka:
https://i.imgur.com/JtodQsM.jpg

Miami weisse (WmC), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:38 (four years ago) link

Just about all of these rock, but I don't think I've ever had any of the chocolate covered seeds. Am I missing out and can I get them at Trader Joe's?

Siouxie Sioux and the Vanjies (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:46 (four years ago) link

Going with "other" for hazelnuts as well. A glaring omission!

beard papa, Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts. Preferably with dark chocolate.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:56 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts is indeed a glaring omission, my bad. I am personally a pistachio guy, though all of them are great in my book except maybe sunflower seeds which I prefer as-is.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 00:59 (four years ago) link

I only really like chocolate with nuts. macadamias are my favorite but all of them are great

Dan S, Thursday, 16 January 2020 01:01 (four years ago) link

I’m allergic to hazelnuts therefore they’re bad bc I’m the yardstick by which all is measured

Anyway I vote against this whole poll. If there are nuts in your brownies fuck off

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 16 January 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link

I'm also allergic to hazelnuts, so they're dead out. With milk chocolate, peanuts. With dark chocolate, almonds. These are solely matters of taste, than which none excels mine, but all are equal.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 January 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link

Voted peanuts, but milk chocolate only. It's outside the scope of this poll, but lately I've been buying dark chocolate covered mini pretzels from Walgreens and they fucking rule. I usually buy a bag of dark chocolate ones and a bag of yogurt covered ones and mix them.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

yeah milk v dark is very much an important metric here. I don't really care about pistachios in milk chocolate. in dark chocolate they're incredible and in white chocolate they're sublime

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link

always had a soft spot for milk chocolate cashews

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 02:11 (four years ago) link

this is a flawed poll topic. regardless of nut/seed options all are improved by chocolate.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 16 January 2020 05:51 (four years ago) link

for me chocolate is most definitely improved by combination with nuts. I like nuts on their own just fine, but not pure chocolate so much

It's hard to rate the nut combinations, but macadamias, peanuts, almonds, and hazelnuts with chocolate are all really good imo

Dan S, Thursday, 16 January 2020 06:02 (four years ago) link

I don't like chocolate. I like nuts. I hate nuts in dessert things. I voted macademia.

Yerac, Thursday, 16 January 2020 06:37 (four years ago) link

pistachios all fukkin day erry day

papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 06:47 (four years ago) link

Pistachio as ultimate preference. Hazelnut as convenient favourite. Peanut as dirty affair.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 16 January 2020 06:49 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts. Delete this poll.

nickn, Thursday, 16 January 2020 07:19 (four years ago) link

imo the only nut that goes from "fuck yes, more of this" to "ok, that's enough" faster than the hazelnut is the macadamia

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 09:01 (four years ago) link

A hazelnut actually is a nut, of course, none of the others are, they're mostly drupes... a botanical pedant writes.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 09:16 (four years ago) link

I partial to a Brazil nut, I love all nuts except macadamias, which are sort of nauseating.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 09:20 (four years ago) link

... drupes or seeds, a second botanical pedant corrects the first one.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 09:24 (four years ago) link

ah yr right though, Brazil nuts in chocolate can be awesome. brazil flavored toffee = best toffee

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link

good chocolate > good nuts >>>>>> bad nuts >>>>>>> bad chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chocolate with nuts in it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:12 (four years ago) link

no it goes nuts > chocolate with nuts > chocolate

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link

the real nuts are itt if you ask me

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

The cursed thread taught me that nuts can taste chocolate.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

Cashews
Pecans

^^ bofa deez nuts

xp lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link

I want to live in the alternate universe where pecans are one of the cheap nuts

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link

Down south, maybe?

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

pistachios all fukkin day erry day

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 11:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Pistachio as ultimate preference.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 11:49 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

otm otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link

https://www.justingredients.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/2/5/25ca_1.jpg

Raw, roasted, salted, unsalted, as a snack, as part of a dish or a salad.

Chocolate is for another day.

breastcrawl, Thursday, 16 January 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

Never had chocolate with this variety of nuts. Usually cashew, pistacchio, hazelnut, peanuts, that's it. This wouldn't happen under communism.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 January 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

I'm sorry but the correct ranking is this:

Chocolate > chocolate with nuts > nuts > chocolate > ...

Siouxie Sioux and the Vanjies (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link

nuts, fuck em

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts are more euro, peanuts more USA imo
Voted almonds

juntos pedemos (Euler), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link

Almonds is indeed the correct answer.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

in b4 "deez"

dammit

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link

pvmic

papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

almonds M&Ms are the best kind of M&Ms imo

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

re: this poll, I like nuts and I like chocolate and when you put nuts in chocolate you are weaponizing chocolate into a gum-shredding nightmare

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

Almonds for Best Nut. I'm a major spender on almonds but I mostly like to mix them with raisins and blueberries.

jmm, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

Almonds dipped in honey are proof positive that the gods exist. Praise be to Demeter.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

dammmmmit in my haste i voted walnut but I meant Hazelnut. screw my life!

Ste, Friday, 17 January 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

Nah, screw Chachi for skimping on that option. Are they American or something?

pomenitul, Friday, 17 January 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link

that is no excuse IMO

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

Another write-in for the extremely obvious correct answer which is hazlenuts

crisp, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

Voted peanuts. They're the tastiest nut anyway and they happen to go really well with chocolate

Most peanuts are...serviceable, but if you get some farm-fresh type ones they are transcendent

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

yeah, hazelnuts for me too.

silverfish, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

xp --

Yeah, there's a company near me that sells peanut farming equipment and also really high quality peanuts. I go through a crazy amount every year.

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

almonds 4vr u corny indie fuxxors

peanuts: not even nuts

cashews: not even nuts

hazelnuts: weird european hardship food. basically acorns is how i break it down an extent

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link

in the end macadamias, almonds, cashews and peanuts are my four favorites, in that order

Dan S, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link

this thread seems more about nuts than about chocolate

Dan S, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

I am deeply offend

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link

chocolate goes with any nuts

Dan S, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link

all of the winning choices in this poll will be right because all of them are great

Dan S, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:50 (four years ago) link

Coconut

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link

Poison

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 05:20 (four years ago) link

Hazelnut should have been included
as filbert for extra confusion.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 07:59 (four years ago) link

Almonds, while not unpleasant, are somehow simultaneously bland, oversweet, and overwhelming to other flavours they're paired with. Plus environmental disaster! Few things are more disappointing than buying somehting that claims to be pistachio and ends up being bulked out with almond, which is a totally different flavour.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts: weird european hardship food

FP'd.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 09:46 (four years ago) link

I mean almonds are a vital component in marzipan, and gain their classic status from that - but hazelnuts is the answer here.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link

Always good: hazelnuts, almonds (Scik's post noted though)

V good as an occasional treat, probably won't become my staple nut-in-chocolate: pistachio

The only one on the list which is not good: walnuts

(I have never had pumpkin seeds in chocolate iirc though, I am not super sold on the concept tbh but would try)

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 10:31 (four years ago) link

Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 10:48 (four years ago) link

uh

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

my nephew, in the back seat of the car, around age 8, eating almonds my sister gave him

"mom?"

"yes honey?"

"are we eating wood?"

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

"basically acorns" is still killing me

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

I'm fighting the urge to post Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts for the win!

nickn, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link

Up next:

DEFINITIVE WINE POLL

- white
- rose
- other (please explain why this is better)

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 08:29 (four years ago) link

Beautiful

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link

Otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:23 (four years ago) link

Hah yes!

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:26 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts is the obvious answer but by god the honey salted almond ritter sport is a helluva thing.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:27 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts. Delete this poll.

― nickn, Thursday, 16 January 2020 07:19 (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link

this is up there with the brexit referendum and the people have delivered a message

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link

This is the most ILX poll result of all time.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link

my nephew, in the back seat of the car, around age 8, eating almonds my sister gave him

"mom?"

"yes honey?"

"are we eating wood?"

― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, January 21, 2020 8:54 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

nephew otm

☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

Damn, dude. Mr. Peanut saw these poll results and died.

It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut pic.twitter.com/VFnEFod4Zp

— The Estate of Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) January 22, 2020

☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts is the obvious answer but by god the honey salted almond ritter sport is a helluva thing.


Yessssssss

Those are the best Ritter Sport

juntos pedemos (Euler), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

Having never had chocolate cashew before (favourite 'flavour' is roasted with salt and black pepper) I have just tried some anfd they are awesome.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

à propro de honey salted almond Ritter Sport, I just had a Lindt almond-flour de sel 31% chocolat noir & it was excellent. obv different sans honey plus salt but extremely good. Lindt is the chocolate marque that's risen in my estimation the most in the last couple of years.

juntos pedemos (Euler), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

I took this poll as a Ritter proxy and voted almond too. The marzipan one is also a go-to

rob, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

yes I love the marzipan one also
trauben nuss is also a top ritter sport (I like the one with raisons a little bit less than the pure nutt one)

juntos pedemos (Euler), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

oh now the almond people show up. where were y’all when the filbertarians were stuffing the ballot box?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

lol, I swear I silently otm'd your hardship food post

rob, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

honey salted almond, rum trauben nuss (hazelnuts! also I haven't seen a rum and nut without raisins in this country, alas, so I didn't know that was a thing) and marzipan are p. much my top 3 Ritter Sports, probably in that order, but only because for a while the local shop only did marzipan out of those three and I ate so. many.

think I only managed to buy one of them but the limited edition salty tortilla chip one was good too, if rather off-topic for the chocolate nut thread

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

tortilla chip noted here iirc: RITTER SPORT POLL

rob, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

I think, for the purposes of this conversation, we can consider a tortilla chip to be a nut

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 24 January 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link


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