In a future (or current) dystopia, they have removed all humans from Earth, because it has become too difficult to survive on it. A team of scientists in protective gear and futuristic timey-wimey equipment is tasked with re-terraforming the Earth to reverse some of mankind's damage and make it more livable.
what atmospheric/cosmetic/other changes would you make to Earth before you brought humans back?
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link
bubblegum-flavoured air
― uncle-knower is coming for you (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
Bring back dinosaurs
― Ok bloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
Yeah but what about
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― gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
In a future (or current) dystopia, they have removed all humans from Earth, because it has become too difficult to survive on it.
I think by "removed from earth" you mean exterminated, with a group of about 100 billionaires in said spaceship right?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
animals get the power of speech but they just make dad jokes all the time
― epistantophus, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
i would spray movement particles on everything so all flora are constantly vibrating and intensely jiggling around
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
i'd also refill the great oil and gas deposits of our mighty earth, so that we can "refill our tanks" for the next epoch
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link
finally, i would install giant umbrellas across the plains, so that animals and humans may find shade when they need it
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
also now that animals have the power of speech, for some reason they will all sound like Wink Martindale
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link