Laurence Fox. Imagine being this much of a turd, it must be hell inside his head.
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jan/30/laurence-fox-has-coronavirus-and-taking-ivermectin
― build back a better mousetrap (Matt #2), Sunday, 30 January 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― the thin blue lying (suzy), Sunday, 30 January 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
oh fuck him, hope he dies, and get Viktor Orban next
― Neanderthal, Saturday, October 24, 2020 12:42 PM bookmarkflaglink
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
I don't understand this thread
― JacobSanders, Sunday, 30 January 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link
It's a super spreader thread
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
goatse is thataway pal
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:36 (two years ago) link
Liz Truss has tested positive for covid. She attended the packed meeting of Tory MPs and ministers in Portcullis House this evening, leaving before it finished. She was not wearing a mask.— Kate McCann (@KateEMcCann) January 31, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:42 (two years ago) link
Prince Andrew's mother has it
― StanM, Sunday, 20 February 2022 13:36 (two years ago) link
whoever's job it is to massage her bunions and wipe her arse better get some medical grade ppe!
― calzino, Sunday, 20 February 2022 13:40 (two years ago) link
Could be Andrew's chance to shine.
― Blu Ray Davies (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 February 2022 15:01 (two years ago) link
John Toshack
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-toshack-intensive-care-covid-26340297
― Meet the Irish Queer Archive Poet In Residence (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 February 2022 11:45 (two years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/13/politics/barack-obama-covid-positive/index.html
― StanM, Sunday, 13 March 2022 22:11 (two years ago) link
nancy pelosi has the 'vid. good thing she has a freezer full of ice cream to make herself feel better
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:18 (two years ago) link
We are governed by morons.https://t.co/SRCzJnqFOb— rbe (@perdidostschool) April 6, 2022
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:45 (two years ago) link
“At one point, a performer dressed as Fauci sang from the stage to the real Fauci in the audience: 'Doctor, doctor, give me some clues, we’ve got a bad case of covid blues.”
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:46 (two years ago) link
Thinks that look like an Onion Dome but aren't
― Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 April 2022 15:59 (two years ago) link
But the outbreak at the Gridiron — where some of the comic skits featured actors dressed as the coronavirus, like large, green bouncing balls with red frills — highlights the personal risk-benefit balancing act much of the country will be negotiating as the pandemic subsides.
why don't i see more comedy sketches featuring giant cancer cells? where is the heart attack comedy scene?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TN-kDEKxF0
― Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:05 (two years ago) link
xphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM
― nickn, Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:06 (two years ago) link
Lol!
― Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:08 (two years ago) link
haha, i knew there'd be a heart attack scene. ok, now i want to see funny skits for all of the ways to die
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 April 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WynHM5f3Y
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 April 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link
https://gothamist.com/news/awaiting-covid-test-results-adams-cancels-sundays-in-person-events#comments
come on big daddy cov
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 10 April 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
lol, I saw "adam" and "big daddy" and thought this was about Sandler.
― peace, man, Sunday, 10 April 2022 21:48 (two years ago) link
Jon Wurster.
― beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 00:30 (two years ago) link
Sam Seder
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 01:47 (two years ago) link
Sham 69 have cancelled gigs because their lead singer has covid.
― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Friday, 15 April 2022 08:06 (two years ago) link
If the kidsAre infectedThey should alwaysBe rejected
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Friday, 15 April 2022 10:04 (two years ago) link
Hip-hop DJ Kay Slay died of it this week; apparently he'd been hospitalized on a ventilator since December.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 18 April 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link
Jon Spencer.
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 18 April 2022 14:20 (two years ago) link
Bob Bert, drummer with Spencer's band The Hitmakers, had only just shifted the Covid and rejoined the tour.
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Monday, 18 April 2022 14:46 (two years ago) link
Bob Mould.
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 18 April 2022 18:38 (two years ago) link
I’m guessing this thread will soon include any touring musician
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 18 April 2022 18:56 (two years ago) link
yeah the last month of my instagram feed has been an emotional rollercoaster of "tour starts this weekend, cant wait to get back out there!"/"the bug caught up with us, next five dates are cancelled!"
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 18 April 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Neil Finn.
― beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 05:48 (two years ago) link
I wonder if we should divide this thread into: “Sick with Covid” and “Tested Positive and cancelled some dates out of caution but is otherwise fine”.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:21 (two years ago) link
...and "Dead". When I casually open this thread, I often get a shock that someone has "fallen".
― peace, man, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link
out of caution
― beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link
We all have fallen… short of the glory of Christ
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 15:09 (two years ago) link
https://dadadrummer.substack.com/p/masks-are-off
― beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link
for a sec I thought the drummer for gay dad had a substack
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link
(considering how that thread is bumped)
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
Anti-vaxxer Eric Clapton gets Covid and has to cancel shows https://t.co/wnJGKNZcmt— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) May 17, 2022
Don't feel sorry for this dingus one bit, tbh
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link
This thread has a lot fewer deaths now than when it started, which reflects how the character of the pandemic (at least in the developed nations) has been changing. Helluva lotta infections, not so many fatal ones.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
Wait for EC to recover then drone on about how this means the disease was never a problem in the first place, etc
― the road by tarmac mccarthy (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:42 (two years ago) link
would you know my nameif I infected u in heaven
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:48 (two years ago) link
COVIDYou got on my kneesCOVIDI beg ya for some bleach
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link
Funniest thing is ge didn't become anti-vax til after he got it
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link
In a white roomWith privacy curtainsNear a ventilator
― the road by tarmac mccarthy (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link
i get off on anti-vaxxer bullshiti get off on not wearing a maskbut the bug infects me every time it gets me i’ve got a covid-full i’ve got a covid-full heart
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link