in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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1. hot flushes up from my neck to the back of my head (tho id just had a haircut)

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:44 (two months ago) link

2. ears throbbing on alternate nights

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (two months ago) link

3. am now aware of approx location of my sinuses

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (two months ago) link

4. i occasionally cough

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:45 (two months ago) link

5. i occasionally sneeze

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (two months ago) link

6. what is a short breath. was that one? how bout that one?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:46 (two months ago) link

7. what if i *am* hot to the touch, but what im checking with is also similarly hot

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:48 (two months ago) link

8. throat tender (from feeling my throat to check for tenderness? who knows?)

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:49 (two months ago) link

9. I can no longer tell what stinks, loss of sense of taste. For example, Beatles Love sounds pretty good to me rn?

(Was that joke better executed this time?)

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:52 (two months ago) link

absolutely not out of place in this thread at any rate

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:53 (two months ago) link

I cough at least twice a day. Just beforehand my throat tickles a bit.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:55 (two months ago) link

10. sensitive fingers
11. droopy navel
12. jasper toe

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:07 (two months ago) link

13. I have the clap

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:09 (two months ago) link

14. postman's ankle
15. yolk plate
16. blinder eye

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (two months ago) link

17. stream fatigue

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:10 (two months ago) link

18. third nipple
19. phantom penis
20. vestigial horn

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:11 (two months ago) link

21. monitor brightness adjustment disorder

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:12 (two months ago) link

22. conjoined mother

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:14 (two months ago) link

23. Right testicle now hanging lower than left

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:17 (two months ago) link

24. Apple cheeks, pear shoulders

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (two months ago) link

25. Teething again

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (two months ago) link

26. imaginary bodyguard

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (two months ago) link

27. Believe I can swordfight

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (two months ago) link

28. medium intestine

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (two months ago) link

29. Slippery elbows

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (two months ago) link

30. loss of bay leaf
31. slow blink
32. backwards knee

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (two months ago) link

30. gain of coordination

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (two months ago) link

Whoops

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (two months ago) link

34. farmer tan

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (two months ago) link

35. early onset butt droop

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (two months ago) link

36. burst into primordial soup
37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (two months ago) link

38. tacos for breakfast

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (two months ago) link

39. glossy brain

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (two months ago) link

40. bioluminescence

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (two months ago) link

41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (two months ago) link

42. orthonormal legs

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (two months ago) link

43. failing diagonally

Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (two months ago) link

44. sweaty teeth

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (two months ago) link

45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (two months ago) link

46. falling up the stairs

consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (two months ago) link

47. Bats in the belfry

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (two months ago) link

48 windows are jammed

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (two months ago) link

49. ectoplasmic colon

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (two months ago) link

lads we're fucked and no two ways

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (two months ago) link

50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.

26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (two months ago) link

51. would suffer fools very gladly

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (two months ago) link

52. uneven beard

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (two months ago) link

53. perforated fringe

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (two months ago) link

54. Persistant dry opinions

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (two months ago) link

55. perineal fog

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (two months ago) link

132. morning necrophilia

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:16 (two months ago) link

133. travels solely by leapfrog, much to the chagrin of everyone en route

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:04 (two months ago) link

134. all sandwiches taste like pastrami on rye

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:13 (two months ago) link

135. import error
136. file name extension retention
137. Trudeau cravings

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:29 (two months ago) link

138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (two months ago) link

139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (two months ago) link

140. weak reflection

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (two months ago) link

wait

i need that one clarified

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (two months ago) link

141. murky posts

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (two months ago) link

142. most perky

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (two months ago) link

143. uncharacteristic assassination

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (two months ago) link

144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (two months ago) link

in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answers
Mark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers

nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (two months ago) link

145: marker mode

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (two months ago) link

146. Toast craving

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (two months ago) link

147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (two months ago) link

(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (two months ago) link

oh wows toats awks

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (two months ago) link

148. Zoom Lag

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (two months ago) link

149. garden-variety garden

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (two months ago) link

150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (two months ago) link

151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (two months ago) link

152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.

they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (two months ago) link

153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (two months ago) link

154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (two months ago) link

> N

155. You are eaten by a grue.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (two months ago) link

156. constantly missing the floor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (two months ago) link

157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (two months ago) link

158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (two months ago) link

159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (two months ago) link

160. ta ta ta taaaaa

coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (two months ago) link

161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (two months ago) link

162. the gravest sign

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (two months ago) link

163. Rumpofsteelskin

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (two months ago) link

165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (two months ago) link

uhh 164

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (two months ago) link

16,500. bonkers multiples

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (two months ago) link

267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (two months ago) link

164. short term memory loss

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (two months ago) link

i’d forgotten about that one

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (two months ago) link

168. ability to feel woollens compromised

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (two months ago) link

169. Shameless Pillow Promotion

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (two months ago) link

170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (two months ago) link

171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (one month ago) link

172. Goblin problems

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (one month ago) link

173. Radical ambivalence

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (one month ago) link

174. yougraine

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (one month ago) link

misanthropy

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (one month ago) link

176: spelt flower

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (one month ago) link

177. battered christ

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (one month ago) link


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