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this movie should be called "I WAS CUCKED BY A TEENAGE ROBOT!!!"
― lumen (esby), Thursday, June 18, 2020 9:31 PM bookmarkflaglink
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OFFICIAL WORLDWIDE !! COVID-19 IS OVER !! PARTY THREAD
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I think my favorite part of pizza is the cum
― lumen (esby), Wednesday, May 27, 2020 1:55 PM bookmarkflaglink
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the slaves trump would have owned also would have had covid!!!!!!!!!
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, May 19, 2020 2:27 PM bookmarkflaglink
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important not to forget this vital point and I can't believe ppl are disregarding it!!!!!
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, May 19, 2020 2:28 PM bookmarkflaglink
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Being a socialist, a radical, or an anarchist is not the same as 'bitching loudly on the internet every day'.
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undo/lift curse?
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one easy trick to end the nonstop overwrought political direness: ban the leftists
― lumen (esby), Saturday, April 11, 2020 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink
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i agree we need more women here, I would like to tell them that their taste in music is wrong
― lumen (esby), Sunday, April 12, 2020 12:03 AM bookmarkflaglink
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hey comrades, how many millions of $ were we supposed to give to wealthy white brooklynites before we start saving all the marginalized and at risk ppl again? i forgot..
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
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IF YOU DO THAT YOU CONDONE MULTIPLE NOTORIOUS GENOCIDES BEEP BLOOP B ERNIE SANDERS BORP
― lumen (esby), Thursday, March 5, 2020 10:48 PM bookmarkflaglink
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should other people have different opinions?
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but let's hope CORONAVIRUS only kills the bad olds and not Bernie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― lumen (esby), Wednesday, February 26, 2020 9:54 PM bookmarkflaglink
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hot ppl are just better, sorry
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, February 11, 2020 1:49 PM bookmarkflaglink
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this board deserves so much more trolling than it gets tbh... y'all are, like, the bougiest ppl in the world
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 11:54 AM bookmarkflaglink
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Bernie saves woman's life by yelling at her
Bernie solves billionaires by yelling at them
Bernie fixes health care by yelling at it
Bernie escapes death's clutches by yelling at death
Bernie lifts off into space by yelling at the ground
― lumen (esby), Monday, January 27, 2020 3:53 PM bookmarkflaglink
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i feel like i have read this article a million times.
you surely have, it's pt. 34985859340293849494 in the 'men (bad) should be women (good)' series. there's nothing wrong with these kids. teenagers are horny??? men laugh at jokes their friends make instead of chastising them for being inappropriate???? my stars, it all just makes me want to cry
― lumen (esby), Monday, December 16, 2019 10:52 PM bookmarkflaglink
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• ^^ all these conservative opinions are boring
• trump is alive and he is your president and that's ok, having a decade long emotional response to this is nagl imo
• socialism is incel economics
• whoever said boomers and gen x are indistinguishable was otm you guys watch snl and listen to the eagles
• thank you for loving esby
― lumen (esby), Monday, November 18, 2019 4:11 PM bookmarkflaglink
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lol. a Fancy White in his 2nd year of college is what I meant yeah, but you know, whatever fills yr bag
― lumen (esby), Thursday, October 17, 2019 5:17 PM bookmarkflaglink
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don't worry, grampa's gonna start the revolution any day now and then it's off to the re-education camps for me
― lumen (esby), Thursday, October 17, 2019 7:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
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what is the most woke body of water?
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so when trump wins reëlection and the civil war starts are y'all actually gonna take up arms and fight or are you just going to post the same horseshit here for yet another 4 years?
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TRUMP
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I mean it’s also the progressive version of owning the libs
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, September 20, 2019 5:45 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
once again i ask: what exactly is it you guys think you do here all day?
― lumen (esby), Friday, September 20, 2019 9:09 PM bookmarkflaglink
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change thread title to 'Rutger Hauer is a DEAD'
― lumen (esby), Wednesday, July 24, 2019 3:02 PM bookmarkflaglink
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from the "Homophobia - Why?" thread:
str8 so apols for the ignorance but... what, exactly, do you guys do with the jizzboards
― lumen (esby), Monday, July 15, 2019 3:51 PM bookmarkflaglink
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there is one alternate universe out of billions where ivanka is a really cool and nice person despite her upbringing, and i feel sorry for her because she's placed in these insane situations where she has be around political leaders and pretend like she belongs. must be excruciating for her, in that alternative universe. in this one, though, she fakes it til she makes it and later is like 'i architected the fuck out of that greet and meet, j kush'
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:17 PM bookmarkflaglink
i guess she'll just have to settle for this universe, where she's smoking hot and her dad is the president :(
― lumen (esby), Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:23 PM bookmarkflaglink
Time4FiftyOne
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:57 PM bookmarkflaglink
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esby's not so much out-of-bounds as just annoying and inane. it would be like killing a flea.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink
annoying and inane
Oh, and I forgot to say "pointless and without redeeming value".
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
go screw, you dusty farmer's almanac
― lumen (esby), Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:13 PM bookmarkflaglink
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all 'indie' music is just an absolute affront
― lumen (esby), Thursday, May 30, 2019 6:53 PM bookmarkflaglink
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can you imagine being a normie, just making blithe observations about trump then going on to discuss pop culture? leaving us ilxors have to fight the war against trump w. hitler on our own, one chapo ep at a time? beyond fucked.
― lumen (esby), Friday, May 10, 2019 3:56 PM bookmarkflaglink
Poll Results
Option | Votes |
15) CONSPICUOUS USE OF 'BOUGIE' | 4 |
16) CAREER POLITICIAN | 2 |
27) SHE'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE | 2 |
21) LAKE TITICACA | 1 |
9) ALSO SMILE | 1 |
6) I THINK YOU ALSO HAVE TO READ A PAMPHLET? | 1 |
29) THE TRUTH ABOUT INDIE ROCK | 1 |
25) ADMITTEDLY PRETTY BAD | 0 |
19) SEXY BERNIE BRO | 0 |
20) ALL THESE CHALLOPS, LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN | 0 |
28) OLD MR. CRICKET IS CHIRPING | 0 |
22) RËËLËCTION | 0 |
23) 45 | 0 |
26) WHAT DO THEY DO WITH THE JIZZBOARDS | 0 |
24) THE PROGRESSIVE VERSION OF OWNING THE... REPS? | 0 |
18) BOOMERS VS GEN X | 0 |
17) LAY OFF THE KIDS | 0 |
1) CUCKED BY A TEENAGE ROBOT | 0 |
2) WE MADE IT FAM | 0 |
3) PIZZA OPINION | 0 |
4) IF TRUMP DID IT | 0 |
5) NEVER FORGET | 0 |
7) TECH SUPPORT FOR BIDEN THREAD | 0 |
8) AM I WRONG THO | 0 |
10) MORE LIKE CHAPO PENTHOUSE | 0 |
11) BERNIE BOT'S BIG DAY | 0 |
12) STILL NOT SORTED | 0 |
13) HOPE HE'S YELLING INTO A MASK | 0 |
14) TOO EDGY 4 U | 0 |
30) CAN YOU IMAGINE | 0 |
― lumen (esby), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 04:47 (three years ago) link