SURVIVOR: Queen Elizabeth II vs. Keith Richards

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

Who will outlive the other?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

in a duel to the death I'll take richards over liz. he's already outlived dozens, if not hundreds, of days that would have killed a lesser man. i think he'll win out, unless liz is, as rumored, actually a lizard person.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link

But didn't the Queen Mother live to be like 119? She's got good genes for longevity.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 September 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

OTOH her father lived to the age of 56 and her sister 71, so there are some other genes to consider maybe

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

Keith’s hand looks like it was just unearthed from a mummy buried a thousand years ago

calstars, Friday, 25 September 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

It's like betting on two shrivelled parasitic insects, unsteadily crawling up a wall (which was probably all the rage at the bookies in recent months). Couldn't really pick a favourite tbh - I despise the British establishment, can't stand royalty either!

calzino, Friday, 25 September 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.