In this thread, please share opening sentences of books, articles, reviews etc that instantly set you clicking for the close tab icon.
― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:41 (three years ago) link
#1 "What kind of historiography resides in the opening couplet of Manic Street Preachers’ ‘A Design For Life’?"
https://newsocialist.org.uk/design-life-and-production-new-world/
No disrespect to the estimable lads at NS, but there is a dissertation to be written on the baleful influence of the MSPs on millennial socialists.
― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link
You should pitch them it then imo
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link
Opening couplet of A Design for Life otm
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:48 (three years ago) link
I love the manics, probably more than almost anyone in north america, but "their politics are kind of a mess" not exactly a bombshell
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:54 (three years ago) link
What sort of politics do they advocate for - some sort of banana suit republic?
― peace, man, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link
roasted
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:19 (three years ago) link
Rude.
― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:22 (three years ago) link
Im only sorry i missed it being first response obv
Nothin personal the game is the game
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:26 (three years ago) link
Anything that does this:
Line 1: Vague summary of something that sounds like the Trump Administration.Line 2: Surprise! I'm actually talking about a historical event or something happening elsewhere in the world!
― Lily Dale, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link
I browsed Oliver Stone's novel A Child's Night Dream in the bookstore when it came out; the blurb on the back promised "Joycean wordplay".
The opening line was something like, "As I walk down the streets of the big shitty..."
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 25 March 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link
I am reminded of that Rachel Cusk novel in which the protagonist's name is revealed - in the first paragraph if not the first sentence - to be Agnes Day.
― mahb, Thursday, 25 March 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link
I browsed Umberto Eco's 'The Prague Cemetery' in a bookshop, having previous enjoyed Foucault's Pendulum and The Name of the Rose:
A passerby on that grey morning in March 1897, crossing at his own risk and peril, place Maubert or the Maub, as it was known in criminal circles (formerly a centre of university life in the middle ages when students flocked there from the Faculty of Arts in Vicas Stramineus or rue de Fouarre, and later a place of execution for apostles of free thought such as Étienne Dolet), would have found himself in one of the few spots in Paris spared from Baron Haussmann's devastations, amidst a tangle of maloderous alleys, sliced in two by the course of the Bièvre which still emerged here, flowing from the bowels of the metropolis, where it had long been confined, before emptying feverish, gasping and verminous into the nearby Seine.
― Ignore the neighsayers: grow a lemon tree (ledge), Friday, 26 March 2021 10:06 (three years ago) link
You have to take your borsalino off to Bert there. To be fair to the Nijmegen laureate, this was his customary walk in the home office to look up a reference, so no wonder he grew accustomed to the circuitous route:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czc_KjWji8E
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 26 March 2021 11:20 (three years ago) link
I had a go at cutting out the unnecessary cruft: A passerby on that grey morning in March 1897 would have found himself sliced in two by the course of the Bièvre before emptying feverish, gasping and verminous into the nearby Seine.
― Ignore the neighsayers: grow a lemon tree (ledge), Friday, 26 March 2021 11:34 (three years ago) link
That reads like it’s the passerby who is being sliced in two and emptying into the Seine tho, as opposed to the alleys and the Biévre
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Friday, 26 March 2021 11:41 (three years ago) link
um...
― Ignore the neighsayers: grow a lemon tree (ledge), Friday, 26 March 2021 12:04 (three years ago) link
Oh is that the gag lol
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Friday, 26 March 2021 12:05 (three years ago) link
Dry Cleaning: the post-punks who sing about Meghan Markle and Müller Rice
― imago, Sunday, 28 March 2021 10:08 (three years ago) link
Even Boris Johnson’s closest allies have compared the prime minister to one of Shakespeare’s most tragic heroes: King Lear.
― Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 25 April 2021 08:17 (two years ago) link