What Should I Do With This Check For 38 Cents?

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I canceled my Verizon account before the billing cycle ended, so after pro-rating it, they owed me 38 cents. It took them *three months* to send me a check for that amount, which is now sitting on my desk. What to do?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Endorse it and send it to another ILXor (nominations accepted) 5
Wait for another check to arrive and cash them together (this may take a month) 4
Make a separate trip to the bank for 38 cents 3
Cash it at a check-cashing place just to see what the fee is 1
Throw it away 1


but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 8 July 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

I want you to send it to Karl Malone, who will make an origami figure with it and then name the figure and take the origami figure everywhere and film himself taking the origami figure into public and demanding people say hello to it.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

^ sounds like the most reasonable option to me

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link

I'd love to see what colors Karl applies.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

put it on instagram and nft it

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 15 July 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

These things are bookkeeping nightmares... they often don't get cashed, but you can't write them completely off the books yet; really common with tiny royalty checks: "check this out, I got 71 cents from a 2004 song on a compilation, I'll just display this on my fridge forever lol" argghh

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 July 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link

Guinness used to list a 21 cent (I think) check from RCA (I think) in the early Seventies as the smallest royalty check ever. Ah, the old days.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 15 July 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

boring answer: deposit it from home with your bank's phone app

Brad C., Thursday, 15 July 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

Are checks still widely used in the US? I don't think I've seen one in over a decade here in Australia.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link

yes, they are

sleeve, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

Interesting. Here everything's done via online bank transfer and has been for years. You guys don't do that?

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link

i no longer write checks for anything. (rent had been the last holdout for years, but i can now do that online too)

mookieproof, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

Paycheck: direct deposit
All bills: paid by debit card or eft

The only reason I have checks is to move money from one bank to another by taking a photo of it with my phone.

I can't even remember the last time I had paper currency in my wallet, tbh.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 July 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

we still use checks for our mortgage and a few other weird outliers like discounted purchases at my workplace (to avoid CC/processing fees), the CSA, etc.

sleeve, Friday, 16 July 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link

I write about five checks a month (rent and utilities) but almost all my freelance writing clients pay by direct deposit or PayPal. One place sends me two checks a year because instead of paying by the piece they give all their writers "profit sharing", and the other pays monthly but I don't write for them every month.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 16 July 2021 01:21 (two years ago) link

Interesting. Here everything's done via online bank transfer and has been for years. You guys don't do that?


We are so behind the rest of the world. Many restaurants still don’t process your credit card at your table with a handheld thingy. They still take it away out of your sight to process it.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 16 July 2021 12:42 (two years ago) link

At my work, some higer-ups have talked about not allowing check payments anymore... but we received literally hundreds every month.

I use them for two utility payments each month, mostly because I'm too lazy to set up online accounts.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 July 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link


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